Man City vs Liverpool : PL, 17.30, Saturday 21st November

[Gerry_A_Trick]

I thought you were a vegetarian?

Did you think there was meat in the meatballs?

 

[Comical Aly]

It was an attempt at humour. It failed, obv.

I like ikea, it's a fucking boss shop, but only if you go on a weekday in the early morning or late evening.

On a weekend it's full of nobheads & takes forever to walk around.

There's no way on earth I'd miss a match to go, that's fucking insanity.

 

[Comical Aly]

For anyone not versed in Modern Toss, Mr Tourette Master Signwriter is quality

 

[Comical Aly]

Hahahaha, last one

 

[Athens]

Did you think there was meat in the meatballs?

He said the jambalaya.

There should be meat in it.

 

[gkmacca]

 

[Comical Aly]

Sounds like good news about Sakho. I'd very happy to eat these words but I had horror chills after reading the article in the Guardian about what a(nother) great chance for Lovren it is. Brrrrr.

 

[Modo]

For @gkmacca

 

[Modo]

We'll win btw. Our players barely played during the international break. Fresher legs and all that comes with it...

 

[#roadred]

Yeah, four hours is fucking daft. We're in & out within an hour usually. First thing weekday morning or late evening, only time you should go to Ikea.

Well I get away with a lot of dickheadery and never have to go to her family's get togethers, so 4 hours once a year before the 'Christmas Spazz Out' where adults are pushing kids out the way to grab a packet of candles is OK and she feels like she has won over me.
Anyway some threadkillers are trying to talk football stuff so I'll end this and point you towards the recipe thread where I've posted a totes awesome recipe for non mass produced, mechanically retrieved meat(Tendons, Ligaments, Cartilages and that shit) free, Horse free & Salt free yet tasty meatballs, plus a totes awesome recipe for a Salt free version of that sauce stuff they flood your plate with.

 

[Hansern]

We'll win if this legend starts.....

 

[Mystic]

I dunno, but their meatballs are boss.

They're tasty, but last time I had them I ended up feeling a little horse.

 

[ILD]

Look at Sturridge's face. Kolo's whimsical fall would be a life threatening injury for him and he knows it.

 

[Leo]

They're tasty, but last time I had them I ended up feeling a little horse.

So much boo that @Fabio can't be fucking arsed.

 

[Piedro]

They're tasty, but last time I had them I ended up feeling a little horse.

You are so much shit. Seriously, it's fucking dire.

 

[Piedro]

Fucking BOOOOOO

 

[SummerOnions]

He said the jambalaya.

There should be meat in it.

Nah it was vegan

 

[Frogfish]

They're tasty, but last time I had them I ended up feeling a little horse.

Fucking pervert.

 

[Athens]

Nah it was vegan

Vegan jambalaya? There's no such thing.

 

[Mystic]

You are so much shit. Seriously, it's fucking dire.

These reactions are the best reactions!

 

[manwithnoname]

For anyone not versed in Modern Toss, Mr Tourette Master Signwriter is quality

Oh someone find the swastika plane. That's my favourite. Fine. i'll do it.

 

[manwithnoname]

 

[Mors]

For anyone not versed in Modern Toss, Mr Tourette Master Signwriter is quality

Thank you for introducing me to these comic strips @Comical Aly I've had fucking tears running down my face in the office, so funny. I've shared the love out here.

 

[SummerOnions]

Vegan jambalaya? There's no such thing.

Apparently there is in Sweden. Think it was mostly pumpkin

 

[Modo]

Apparently there is in Sweden. Think it was mostly pumpkin

wouldn't surprise me

 

[manwithnoname]

Thank you for introducing me to these comic strips @Comical Aly I've had fucking tears running down my face in the office, so funny. I've shared the love out here.

"Oh my God, have you seen these Modern Toss cartoons?! LOLLLLL"


"Yes. They've been writing them for a decade."

 

[6TimesaRed]

I want this to happen to Raheem Sterling

 

[Skullflower]

Fuck me klopp just called him firminio. I fucking give up.

 

[cloggypop]

I want this to happen to Raheem Sterling

You have quiffed me from the YouTube thread there.

It should have gone in the stickied Random Shite thread really.

 

[ILD]

Really hope Sterling doesn't score. I'll crack if I've to look at that hand over his face celebration.