I usually don't mind good old Lucas but this is fun. I think it's time to re post my Lucas song.
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.