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Lucas

okay, I'm being slower than usual. can someone explain how;

'the english invented it'

'the brazilians perfected it'

'lucas'

makes sense?
 
The english invented football
The brazilians perfected football

Lucas is a brazilian who plays football
 
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43559.msg1249724#msg1249724 date=1294769807]
Lucas is a brazilian who plays football
[/quote]

Allegedly
 
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43559.msg1249724#msg1249724 date=1294769807]
The english invented football
The brazilians perfected football

Lucas is a brazilian who plays perfect football
[/quote]
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=43559.msg1249727#msg1249727 date=1294769904]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43559.msg1249724#msg1249724 date=1294769807]
The english invented football
The brazilians perfected football

Lucas is a brazilian who plays perfect football
[/quote]
[/quote]

a fine amendment on my post. One that makes it more accurate.
 
Lucas doesn't look Brazilian, or play football like one.

He looks like an inbred council rat from Hull. And coincidentally, Hull is about his level.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43559.msg1249726#msg1249726 date=1294769882]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43559.msg1249724#msg1249724 date=1294769807]
Lucas is a brazilian who plays football
[/quote]

Allegedly
[/quote]

You would assume he was from Croxteth or somewhere like that. I imagine some bint who got up the duff 20 or so years back and decided to call her son Lucas because she thought it was cool. Never Brazillian...

You know the same type of bint who calls her offspring Britney, Chantelle, Rhys, Wayne, etc
 
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=43559.msg1249738#msg1249738 date=1294770436]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43559.msg1249726#msg1249726 date=1294769882]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43559.msg1249724#msg1249724 date=1294769807]
Lucas is a brazilian who plays football
[/quote]

Allegedly
[/quote]

You would assume he was from Croxteth or somewhere like that. I imagine some bint who got up the duff 20 or so years back and decided to call her son Lucas because she thought it was cool. Never Brazillian...

You know the same type of bint who calls her offspring Britney, Chantelle, Rhys, Wayne, etc
[/quote]

I'm from Crocky.
 
[quote author=dmishra link=topic=43559.msg1249753#msg1249753 date=1294771058]
He's taunting us all now

Haters are confused admirers who can't understand why everybody loves you
[/quote]

No he is taunting Brendan.

Lucas is doing mind games!
 
I was Lucas was a fucking prick - but it seems that he's a good guy who's doing his best. I just wish he'd go be a good guy with Manure.
 
Ha.

*Imagines Lucas saying this to Brendan in a sage voice*

*Imagines Brendan's head literally explode*
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43559.msg1249745#msg1249745 date=1294770601]
*Cracks knuckles*
[/quote]

*cracks neck*, *cracks knuckles*, *cracks knees* & *cracks toes*

*faints*
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43559.msg1249743#msg1249743 date=1294770582]
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=43559.msg1249738#msg1249738 date=1294770436]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=43559.msg1249726#msg1249726 date=1294769882]
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=43559.msg1249724#msg1249724 date=1294769807]
Lucas is a brazilian who plays football
[/quote]

Allegedly
[/quote]

You would assume he was from Croxteth or somewhere like that. I imagine some bint who got up the duff 20 or so years back and decided to call her son Lucas because she thought it was cool. Never Brazillian...

You know the same type of bint who calls her offspring Britney, Chantelle, Rhys, Wayne, etc
[/quote]

I'm from Crocky.


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Ah so you could be one of the 20 that could possibly be his dad... 😉
 
The poster might be really good if it said invented in England, perfected in Liverpool and had a picture of Kenny in there. It's depressing that someone thought it would be better to do it for Lucas.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=43559.msg1249788#msg1249788 date=1294773312]
The poster might be really good if it said invented in England, perfected in Liverpool and had a picture of Kenny in there. It's depressing that someone thought it would be better to do it for Lucas.
[/quote]

It was Lucas' biggest fan who lives in Americky and hope the Kop copy it giant size and show it before matches, because he/she can't come to England to do it his/her self
 
[quote author=Asbo link=topic=43559.msg1249792#msg1249792 date=1294773756]
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=43559.msg1249788#msg1249788 date=1294773312]
The poster might be really good if it said invented in England, perfected in Liverpool and had a picture of Kenny in there. It's depressing that someone thought it would be better to do it for Lucas.
[/quote]

It was Lucas' biggest fan who lives in Americky and hope the Kop copy it giant size and show it before matches, because he/she can't come to England to do it his/her self
[/quote]

*contacts printers*
 
[quote author=Asbo link=topic=43559.msg1249772#msg1249772 date=1294772161]
Dems deffo Nogsy Toes!
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Yeah, at right angle to his feet.
 
Oh noes, I can sense a meme

lucas1r.jpg
 
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