Liverpool v Stoke Match Thread

[Oncy]

I was bored at half time & genuinely wanted to see if shin fractures were as rare as I thought.

Your aspergers is showing

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yeah, especially when you factor in that he wasn't hit on the shinbone

If a player breaks his shin bone in this match I'm gonna look like a complete twat though, regardless.

 

[Fabio]

If a player breaks his shin bone in this match I'm gonna look like a complete twat though, regardless.

Ooh indeed

 

[doctor_mac]

He's in a park ?

According to Urbandictionary I think he is on a roundabout.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Score a goal now please.

 

[Fabio]

I fucking hate Moreno

Like, a burning flame

 

[Shay_K]

If we score one quick goal the game changes completely ...they will fall apart.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Your aspergers is showing

I don't care, its endearing. At least I think that's what Bex said, I was trying to check the centre of the TV was exactly lined up with the centre of my seating position by eye whilst she was talking.

 

[Oncy]

Hes ruptured his cock

 

[Fabio]

Ah. So everyone's injured now

 

[manwithnoname]

According to Urbandictionary I think he is on a roundabout.

That's Skem's biggest tourist attraction

 

[FoxForceFive]

That urban dictionary entry is astonishingly accurate.

 

[Fabio]

That's Skem's only tourist attraction

 

[gkmacca]

For all the complaints about VAR taking up time, this crap is quite unnecessary - if they can walk off the pitch to be treated, make them do it, otherwise bring a stretcher on.

 

[manwithnoname]

I don't care, its endearing. At least I think that's what Bex said, I was trying to check the centre of the TV was exactly lined up with the centre of my seating position by eye whilst she was talking.

Endearing doesn't sound much like 'you're fucking weird and mental'

Clean your earbones out

 

[Oncy]

Endearing doesn't sound much like 'you're fucking weird and mental'

Clean your earbones out

He must have taken a knock to the right arm

 

[Dreambeliever]

Sloppy start this half much like the first.

 

[Shay_K]

...." Appears to be discomfort ed in the groin area" according to sky sports.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Endearing doesn't sound much like 'you're fucking weird and mental'

Clean your earbones out

I brush my teeth three times a day so they're already clean thank you very much.

#dreamyanatomy

 

[Fabio]

Seriously Moreno, what do you offer other than the chance of life to someone else when you die?

 

[manwithnoname]

I picture Dreamy watching this standing up, black turtle-neck on, stroking his chin in front of a massive bank of screens, all showing the game at slightly different angles and elevations

 

[Fabio]

He's a bag of organs that lad.

That's all he's worth

 

[Dreambeliever]

50/50 that

 

[Dreambeliever]

I picture Dreamy watching this standing up, black turtle-neck on, stroking his chin in front of a massive bank of screens, all showing the game at slightly different angles and elevations

Close

 

[KopRed]

Fucking wrestling match.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Seriously Moreno, what do you offer other than the chance of life to someone else when you die?

Hahaha. He'll have fucked up his organ donation sign up too no doubt. Probably kept trying to hit the link & missing.

 

[Oncy]

I picture Dreamy watching this standing up, black turtle-neck on, stroking his chin in front of a massive bank of screens, all showing the game at slightly different angles and elevations

The Steve Jobs of scm

 

[Fabio]

50/50 that

I dunno, Pieter's had hold of one of his ankles and hold of his neck

 

[KopRed]

Gomez is a tool.

 

[Fabio]

Gomez sloppy as fuck again

I'm getting angry now