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Which is still one of the all-time greatest, most wrong things ever written about a footballer, ever.

I give you Bascombe

Soon enough, the rest of the nation will wake up to Le Tallec's talents. Let's not forget who was named Player of the tournament in the World Youth Championships two years ago," says Chris Bascombe
In most cases, paying #12m for a teenager would be considered rank stupidity, over-indulgence or, at the very least, a gamble which even Chris Kirkland's dad would shy away from.
When Manchester United do it, it's a stroke of transfer genius. According to everyone who they make listen, United have just signed the best teenager in the world. By God are we hearing about it.
I'm not doubting Ronaldo's abilities. Clearly he's a talented kid who may be on the threshold of greatness. It just strikes me as rather odd that no-one has given the same attention to Liverpool's equally stunning new teenage recruit.
It seems Gerard Houllier's mistake with Anthony Le Tallec was to buy him early rather than delay until everyone in Europe wanted him. Obviously, Liverpool should have waited until Le Tallec's value was #12m.
Soon enough, the rest of the nation will wake up to Le Tallec's talents. Let's not forget who was named Player of the tournament in the World Youth Championships two years ago.
No doubt both Gerard and Sir Alex watched those same youth championships in Argentina a few years back and noticed the same players.
Indeed, Liverpool had already signed Le Tallec by then and were strongly linked with Ronaldo themselves, but can't afford to splash out like United.
Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu.
Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise.

Indeed, I'm getting an eerie sense of deja vu when it comes to theman dubbed TLT who's about to explode onto the Premiership. I remember how slow our London based number one writers were to realise who Steven Gerrard was a few years back.
The Kop Magazine I once wrote even launched a campaign to get him in the England squad, so little attention was he receiving. Then, when the rest of the country noticed a year later, they decided to make him their own property.
It was a similar story with Wayne Rooney at Everton. A friend of mine who works on a national newspaper tried to get a feature on Rooney into his paper in the summer of 2002. They were having none of it. How times changed three months later when "Rooney Opens Crisp Packet" stories were making the front page.
Le Tallec won't get the same attention as Rooney, Gerrard or Michael Owen because he ain't English. But the few glimpses I've had of him remind me so much of the first time I saw Gerrard.
So young, yet so full of class. So clearly ready to play at the highest level and begin the learning curve which will take him to the top of the game.
One of the most encouraging, but sadly overlooked parts of Sunday was Le Tallec's being named a sub. Pity he didn't get on, although Houllier said he was prepared to play the youngster if the circumstances of the game had been different.
The career paths of Le Tallec and Ronaldo are sure to cross regularly over the next decade. Should the French gem prove himself the better player, you never know, maybe the manager who signed him will get a bit of credit.
 
Have to agree - its bringing back a certain player to my mind from the past - oh shit no please please !!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
My first thought was Ronaldinho. But you know, I don't go around labeling players as flabby either.
Edit except Fat Adam.
 
I give you Bascombe

Soon enough, the rest of the nation will wake up to Le Tallec's talents. Let's not forget who was named Player of the tournament in the World Youth Championships two years ago," says Chris Bascombe
In most cases, paying #12m for a teenager would be considered rank stupidity, over-indulgence or, at the very least, a gamble which even Chris Kirkland's dad would shy away from.
When Manchester United do it, it's a stroke of transfer genius. According to everyone who they make listen, United have just signed the best teenager in the world. By God are we hearing about it.
I'm not doubting Ronaldo's abilities. Clearly he's a talented kid who may be on the threshold of greatness. It just strikes me as rather odd that no-one has given the same attention to Liverpool's equally stunning new teenage recruit.
It seems Gerard Houllier's mistake with Anthony Le Tallec was to buy him early rather than delay until everyone in Europe wanted him. Obviously, Liverpool should have waited until Le Tallec's value was #12m.
Soon enough, the rest of the nation will wake up to Le Tallec's talents. Let's not forget who was named Player of the tournament in the World Youth Championships two years ago.
No doubt both Gerard and Sir Alex watched those same youth championships in Argentina a few years back and noticed the same players.
Indeed, Liverpool had already signed Le Tallec by then and were strongly linked with Ronaldo themselves, but can't afford to splash out like United.
Time will tell who's got the better deal, but for value for money I know who I'm backing. It's a bit like Houllier and Ferguson have both dined at the same top class restaurant and had their pick of the best main courses on the menu.
Houllier has managed to get his dish at a quarter of the cost Ferguson has paid, and yet it's his rival who is getting all the praise.

Indeed, I'm getting an eerie sense of deja vu when it comes to theman dubbed TLT who's about to explode onto the Premiership. I remember how slow our London based number one writers were to realise who Steven Gerrard was a few years back.
The Kop Magazine I once wrote even launched a campaign to get him in the England squad, so little attention was he receiving. Then, when the rest of the country noticed a year later, they decided to make him their own property.
It was a similar story with Wayne Rooney at Everton. A friend of mine who works on a national newspaper tried to get a feature on Rooney into his paper in the summer of 2002. They were having none of it. How times changed three months later when "Rooney Opens Crisp Packet" stories were making the front page.
Le Tallec won't get the same attention as Rooney, Gerrard or Michael Owen because he ain't English. But the few glimpses I've had of him remind me so much of the first time I saw Gerrard.
So young, yet so full of class. So clearly ready to play at the highest level and begin the learning curve which will take him to the top of the game.
One of the most encouraging, but sadly overlooked parts of Sunday was Le Tallec's being named a sub. Pity he didn't get on, although Houllier said he was prepared to play the youngster if the circumstances of the game had been different.
The career paths of Le Tallec and Ronaldo are sure to cross regularly over the next decade. Should the French gem prove himself the better player, you never know, maybe the manager who signed him will get a bit of credit.

That is a wonderful read.
 
Guys on a serious note...are we really in for this guy ? Or is it really fake Ninja news ?
 
Given how we all remember his gloriously inaccurate scouting report of Lucas*, which seemed to not only get his playing style and technical attributes wrong, but also appeared to be describing an entirely different person physically, I'm not sure what to make of this.

Except he sounds shit on a cosmic scale.

*"He’s an exciting player of the type that Brazilian football hasn’t produced too many of recently. Lucas is different. He's a big, blonde figure whose power and physical strength comes with attacking ability. He can pass well and loves to rumble forward. He gets on the scoresheet both with blistering shots from range and from bursting beyond the strikers."

Which is still one of the all-time greatest, most wrong things ever written about a footballer, ever.


That Vickery article is like the N'Zonzi/Lucas gif. I could never get bored of it
 
Or his Mark Gonzalez one.

Will this do instead? It's a classic. Morientes, Pellegrino and Nunez, all at once.

"The best thing about Morientes is this: he is a big game player; he will not fail because he's at a big club and couldn't handle the pressure. Rafa is signing winners (Pellegrino and Morientes have some medal collection between them), and he is signing players used to the big occasion; not raw and young potential 'chokers'.

One thing Nunez did against Watford was put crosses in. Seven, to be precise. One sailed ingloriously into the Kop. The other six were superb: whipped-in and not - as many do - hung up too high (so the keeper could take them); and they were mostly sent into that 'corridor of uncertainty' where keepers and defenders become caught in two minds. Alas Pongolle wasn't the ideal man to be on the end of most of them; others were cleared in desperation by defenders. Morientes - a truly sublime header of the ball - would have had a field day.

Nunez can be as poor or anonymous as possible if all he does is put in four or five telling crosses in a match; for Morientes that's two goals guaranteed. I can think of taller strikers in world football, but not a single better exponent of heading the ball. This is a man who scored four headers in one league game, and who, in some seasons, managed to get half his goals with his head. The power and accuracy he generates is frightening, and with Gerrard and Alonso's delivery from set pieces, we'll be a big threat. (Something the towering Pellegrino will add to, when he plays; also, Nunez is very good at attacking the ball)."
 
Tomkins should've had his fingers cut off just to make sure he doesn't write anything anymore, ever. People who voluntarily read through his boring fucking drivel need their heads examined. Or smashed
 
I bet he's one of those football geniuses who claimed Andy Carroll will work great with Suarez because of Keegan & Toshack
 
Will this do instead? It's a classic. Morientes, Pellegrino and Nunez, all at once.

"The best thing about Morientes is this: he is a big game player; he will not fail because he's at a big club and couldn't handle the pressure. Rafa is signing winners (Pellegrino and Morientes have some medal collection between them), and he is signing players used to the big occasion; not raw and young potential 'chokers'.

One thing Nunez did against Watford was put crosses in. Seven, to be precise. One sailed ingloriously into the Kop. The other six were superb: whipped-in and not - as many do - hung up too high (so the keeper could take them); and they were mostly sent into that 'corridor of uncertainty' where keepers and defenders become caught in two minds. Alas Pongolle wasn't the ideal man to be on the end of most of them; others were cleared in desperation by defenders. Morientes - a truly sublime header of the ball - would have had a field day.

Nunez can be as poor or anonymous as possible if all he does is put in four or five telling crosses in a match; for Morientes that's two goals guaranteed. I can think of taller strikers in world football, but not a single better exponent of heading the ball. This is a man who scored four headers in one league game, and who, in some seasons, managed to get half his goals with his head. The power and accuracy he generates is frightening, and with Gerrard and Alonso's delivery from set pieces, we'll be a big threat. (Something the towering Pellegrino will add to, when he plays; also, Nunez is very good at attacking the ball)."

That should be hung up in the Tate.
 
I can understand going for Pellebastard and Morientes.
Nunez just looked like he'd never played footy before, from the off. He had no redeeming footballing qualities. He was a born spoony bastard who was probably last choice in the school training sessions, because he was a gangly streak of piss gozzy cunt.
We swapped him for Michael Owen and some loose change. Oh the humanity.
 
I can understand going for Pellebastard and Morientes.
Nunez just looked like he'd never played footy before, from the off. He had no redeeming footballing qualities. He was a born spoony bastard who was probably last choice in the school training sessions, because he was a gangly streak of piss gozzy cunt.
We swapped him for Michael Owen and some loose change. Oh the humanity.

I seem to recall that when we signed him, Nunez had never played a full 90 minutes of top-flight football in his entire life, and had almost become a part-time footballer, who was going to jack it on to be a solicitor or accountant or something.
 
It's quite entertaining to see posters laughing of the Morientes signing in one thread and crying out for an identical signing in other threads.... and then slagging of posters for their judgement skills.... 😀
 
It's quite entertaining to see posters laughing of the Morientes signing in one thread and crying out for an identical signing in other threads.... and then slagging of posters for their judgement skills.... 😀

Not for the first time - what the fuck are you on about?
 
He's referring to the old, slow, traditional striker we are heavily linked to right now, obviously.

Is he? And what striker are being heavily linked to and are now discussing at great length, so I should know what the fuck the idiot is on about?
 
Morientes clearly fit the description of a "proven " goalscorer hosting way more than be should and guarantee nothing.

What? WHAT?

Just simply and calmly explain what the cunting fucking hell you are on about.

What player are you comparing to Morientes? Or are you comparing a hypothesis to a real person?
 
Is he? And what striker are being heavily linked to and are now discussing at great length, so I should know what the fuck the idiot is on about?

The experienced spanish one, kindof slow, known for his heading and finishing ability, you know... some people have been saying he's past his prime, but Klopp, he sees something in the old man.
 
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