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[IanTheRed]

[quote author=Portly link=topic=43067.msg1229959#msg1229959 date=1291715903]
I was present at the birth of my son 30 years ago, but I was only an accountant.
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Was accountancy essential for a successful childbirth in 1980?

 

[Portly]

[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=43067.msg1230298#msg1230298 date=1291753153]
Was accountancy essential for a successful childbirth in 1980?
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Well I was able to point out to the staff the occasional equipment failure. And they needed me to translate as my wife didn't speak English at the time. That's why I thought I had better turn up. 🙂

 

[the count]

[quote author=Portly link=topic=43067.msg1230380#msg1230380 date=1291768884]
[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=43067.msg1230298#msg1230298 date=1291753153]
Was accountancy essential for a successful childbirth in 1980?
[/quote]

Well I was able to point out to the staff the occasional equipment failure. And they needed me to translate as my wife didn't speak English at the time. That's why I thought I had better turn up. 🙂
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Surely some of the staff would have understood Scouse though?
😉

 

[Portly]

The nurses kept kicking me out of the delivery room: "You will have to leave ....... DOCTOR is coming!!!"

Only to be fetched straight back in again when the doctor discovered an interpreter was needed. ;D

 

[TheBunnyman]

Maybe it was the same for Torres?

 

[Portly]

Olalla Dominguez? I don't think so? 😉

 

[Oncy]

Jimmy Anderson has flown home from the ashes to be with his wife.