LFC chants ruined

[Dreambeliever]

Steven Gerrard’s chant doesn’t get sung as much anymore since Chelsea came up with their ‘slipped on his arse’ version.

City have now come up with their version of Allez Allez Allez.

I hope it doesn’t stop us singing it as I fucking love that chant.

Are there any other examples of clubs adopting our chants to take the piss?

 

[Woland]

We did nick the Allez allez allez chant ourselves. And Chelsea are always going to sing that as it's the only original thing anyone of them ever thought.

I wouldn't worry about these things

 

[Jack D Rips]

Thought I heard the Chelsea fans sing it last light when they went ahead.

 

[Dreambeliever]

We did nick the Allez allez allez chant ourselves. And Chelsea are always going to sing that as it's the only original thing anyone of them ever thought.

I wouldn't worry about these things

I don’t mind nicking songs if you sing about your own success as we have.

City’s version is about us losing at Cardiff, Kiev and Sterling doing the double.

Hate it.

 

[Woland]

Rise above dude. You gotta be zen when people are having a go. I haven't heard it and doubt I'll pay it much attention, they're weirdos them lot. Still crying about the bus

 

[Woland]

On another note, when teams as shit as Southampton turn up and sing 'where's your famous atmosphere' there should by now be a rebuttal that succinctly makes the point that we find it difficult to get worked up when a load of shit comes to town so shut up and fuck off. In much the same way as I'd find it difficult to get a hard on with your wife I'm not going to go all superfan singing the place down when Brighton turn up. Something along those lines.

 

[gkmacca]

On another note, when teams as shit as Southampton turn up and sing 'where's your famous atmosphere'

My favourite is the 'Is this a library?' chant, because it's so apt - they probably wander around all kinds of places, asking if it's a library. It's like a very pure admission of abject stupidity. 'Is this a library, is this a library?' 'No, mate, as I explained a minute ago, it's a butcher shop. A library is the one with lots of books in it'.

 

[doctor_mac]

Rise above dude. You gotta be zen when people are having a go. I haven't heard it and doubt I'll pay it much attention, they're weirdos them lot. Still crying about the bus

I hope we petrol bomb their coach next time. We’ve got to up our game.

 

[rubans]

Torres chant, ruined by himself after the transfer then completely ruined the first time the plastic fan wavers tried to sing it.

 

[LarryHagman]

We should sign this bloke from Arsenal;

 

[gkmacca]

Is that Paul 'Dennis Pennis' Kaye? He had to be an Arsenal fan.

 

[C/O]

You should have to beat a team to take their song.
I'm not a match goer, so my opinion means fuck all, but even as an observer, it must be a pain in the bollocks for the lads belting Allez Allez Allez out every home and away game to stick on match of the day and hear the fanny Arsenal fans singing it.

There should be rules to such things.

Earn it.

Edit : Spelling

 

[Jerry Laser]

I used to love the "fuck off chelsea fc" one.... but is it still possible to do that? I mean they kinda did write a bit of their own history in the last decade or so....

I hate it when they start singing that Gerrard shite.... they are so reminiscent of Scum fans when they do that.... it was 4 years ago....

A personal fave is the one where United fans start shouting "United" over and over and we add the "Shit" bit in between.... hahahahah class....

 

[Woland]

On another note, when teams as shit as Southampton turn up and sing 'where's your famous atmosphere' there should by now be a rebuttal that succinctly makes the point that we find it difficult to get worked up when a load of shit comes to town so shut up and fuck off. In much the same way as I'd find it difficult to get a hard on with your wife I'm not going to go all superfan singing the place down when Brighton turn up. Something along those lines.

 

[doctor_mac]

The antidote. The Mancs chanting 'Attack, Attack, Attack'. It's fucking beautiful. We sang it in the dog days of Ged when we were playing miserable footy. So it goes.

 

[Mystic]

I don’t mind nicking songs if you sing about your own success as we have.

City’s version is about us losing at Cardiff, Kiev and Sterling doing the double.

Hate it.

I did find it difficult at first when both of Man City's fans started singing it, but I've learnt to block it out now.

 

[moron]

On another note, when teams as shit as Southampton turn up and sing 'where's your famous atmosphere' there should by now be a rebuttal that succinctly makes the point that we find it difficult to get worked up when a load of shit comes to town so shut up and fuck off. In much the same way as I'd find it difficult to get a hard on with your wife I'm not going to go all superfan singing the place down when Brighton turn up. Something along those lines.

This is brilliant Woland - ah classic !!!

 

[Jerry Laser]

Surely....

We dont sing cos your shit
We dont sing cos your shi---iii---iit
Welcome to Anfield
We dont sing cos your shit

Suffices?

 

[doctor_mac]

Surely....

We dont sing cos your shit
We dont sing cos your shi---iii---iit
Welcome to Anfield
We dont sing cos your shit

Suffices?

Ironically, we'd have to sing it though. Which makes it self-negating. So for that reason, I'm out.

 

[Woland]

Agreed. This should be printed onto flyers and emptied onto the tinpot cunts from binbags by kids in the Anfield Road upper.

 

[doctor_mac]

Agreed. This should be printed onto flyers and emptied onto the tinpot cunts from binbags by kids in the Anfield Road upper.

Perfect.

 

[Silver Sean]

The antidote. The Mancs chanting 'Attack, Attack, Attack'. It's fucking beautiful. We sang it in the dog days of Ged when we were playing miserable footy. So it goes.

We also sang that under Bob and Bill. More as a 'go-for-the-jugular' thing then though.

 

[Silver Sean]

Is that Paul 'Dennis Pennis' Kaye? He had to be an Arsenal fan.

Aye, with David Walliams.

 

[gkmacca]

The ingenious trick the mancs effected was to devise chants that no other set of fans would ever dream of copying. The ultimate, in that sense, is their unforgettable 'nick nack paddy whack' song - I mean, what the hell???

 

[gkmacca]

Aye, with David Walliams.

 

[Halmeister]

The ingenious trick the mancs effected was to devise chants that no other set of fans would ever dream of copying. The ultimate, in that sense, is their unforgettable 'nick nack paddy whack' song - I mean, what the hell???

I've always thought this, they sing it constantly so I expected some truly innovative, unique lyrics. I've just googled it, and it is the most bog standard, boring song I can imagine.