Let's all laugh at Everton

[Fabio]

No sympathy. They revelled in our agony so we should revel in theres

two strikers and a Am out, 1 striker and a LW in. They're getting relegated

*dances*

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Modo link=topic=46693.msg1392003#msg1392003 date=1314824630]
Feel sorry for Everton.
[/quote] I won't.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

I can see Moyes walking

regards

 

[ILD]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=46693.msg1391872#msg1391872 date=1314821006]
[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46693.msg1391708#msg1391708 date=1314809705]
I love this. Over the years on this forum i've seen members laugh at child abduction cases, death, terminal illness, terrorism and natural disaster. Crack a joke at Everton's expense and some of us come over holier than thou. Fuck me lads.
[/quote]

that was never a child abduction.

The parents did it
[/quote]
Here we go...

 

[FoxForceFive]

Arteta has gone.

Everton may well be fucked this season.

 

[Dylan]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46693.msg1392118#msg1392118 date=1314828047]
Arteta has gone.

Everton may well be fucked this season.
[/quote]

I doubt i'm alone in finding that funny.

 

[MomoWASright]

[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46693.msg1392172#msg1392172 date=1314828754]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46693.msg1392118#msg1392118 date=1314828047]
Arteta has gone.

Everton may well be fucked this season.
[/quote]

I doubt i'm alone in finding that funny.
[/quote]

I'd love it. I loved watching them get over excited about their loan signing today.

 

[Fabio]

Hope they go down and it gets worse.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I don't feel like laughing no more.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=momoWASboss link=topic=46693.msg1392218#msg1392218 date=1314829572]
[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46693.msg1392172#msg1392172 date=1314828754]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46693.msg1392118#msg1392118 date=1314828047]
Arteta has gone.

Everton may well be fucked this season.
[/quote]

I doubt i'm alone in finding that funny.
[/quote]

I'd love it. I loved watching them get over excited about their loan signing today.
[/quote]

Hahaha. They got excited over someone they've never heard of signing on loan?!

 

[Vlads Quiff]

I had not had my usual bet on them going down - I have no and got 15's which seems to be good odds to me.

regards

 

[dee]

[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46693.msg1392271#msg1392271 date=1314830794]
I had not had my usual bet on them going down - I have no and got 15's which seems to be good odds to me.

regards
[/quote]

Seriously? Thats got to be worth a shilling or two

 

[Vlads Quiff]

on Ladbrokes, it has moved to 14's now

regards

 

[Molbystwin]

Actually Dylan when i saw this thread starter/title it did occur to me that you should shut the fuck up tempting fate by laughing at others...

I didnt say anything but..

For some people its not enough is it.

 

[Home and A Gay]

[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46693.msg1392423#msg1392423 date=1314835274]
on Ladbrokes, it has moved to 14's now

regards
[/quote]
I'll av some of that.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

I think when the people that know about these things at Ladbrokes have a look in the morning it will come down, its 16s on Paddy Power and 12s on William Hill

 

[Ryan]

Is Arteta 29? If so, getting 10M for a 29 year old who's not an international, and is rarely fit is pretty good business.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Yes and no, if they were able or even willing to re-invest the money, then yes, but as they won't and have lost arguably their best player , when fit, leaves them a lot weaker this season

regards

 

[Fallon]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=46693.msg1392443#msg1392443 date=1314836083]
Is Arteta 29? If so, getting 10M for a 29 year old who's not an international, and is rarely fit is pretty good business.
[/quote]

I concur, but I doubt many bluenoses would share that view.

 

[Avmenon]

[quote author=Modo link=topic=46693.msg1392003#msg1392003 date=1314824630]
Feel sorry for Everton.
[/quote]

‘We believe that as custodians of this wonderful,
storied club we have a duty of care to the tradition and
legacies of Liverpool.’

A duty so shamelessly neglected
Evertonians raised a flag after they’d left saying ‘Agents
Hicks and Gillett: Mission Accomplished.’

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46693.msg1392262#msg1392262 date=1314830631]
[quote author=momoWASboss link=topic=46693.msg1392218#msg1392218 date=1314829572]
[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46693.msg1392172#msg1392172 date=1314828754]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46693.msg1392118#msg1392118 date=1314828047]
Arteta has gone.

Everton may well be fucked this season.
[/quote]

I doubt i'm alone in finding that funny.
[/quote]

I'd love it. I loved watching them get over excited about their loan signing today.
[/quote]

Hahaha. They got excited over someone they've never heard of signing on loan?!
[/quote]

They were absolutely creaming themselves a few years ago when they signed Li Tie. Feckin Li Tie. That's what decades of being wannabes in the wilderness does to you.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

[quote author=Avvy link=topic=46693.msg1392511#msg1392511 date=1314843251]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=46693.msg1392003#msg1392003 date=1314824630]
Feel sorry for Everton.
[/quote]

‘We believe that as custodians of this wonderful,
storied club we have a duty of care to the tradition and
legacies of Liverpool.’

A duty so shamelessly neglected
Evertonians raised a flag after they’d left saying ‘Agents
Hicks and Gillett: Mission Accomplished.’
[/quote]

That was only in response to "Come in agent Johnson, mission accomplished' so they could not even be original over that

 

[Spionkop69]

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=46693.msg1391862#msg1391862 date=1314820636]
I hope they disappear off the face of the earth. Fucking bitters.
[/quote]

This.

 

[Spionkop69]

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=46693.msg1391869#msg1391869 date=1314820920]
I think classifying Rhyl, Towyn and Prestatyn as local is stretching things a tad the waltzer twirling gypo twats.
[/quote]

And this too.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Oh dear....

 

[themn]

Hahahahaaaa !

 

[Vlads Quiff]

It's fucking embarassing

 

[Judge Jules]

:laugh:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=46693.msg1392917#msg1392917 date=1314884949]
It's fucking funny
[/quote]

 

[themn]

I remember last year, when we were deep in the shit under Statler and Waldorf, I was listening to Talkshite, early one morning.

The topic for discussion was our predicament and a chap from Liverpool (I'll call him Tim) came on to air his views.

Presenter: Next on the line, we've got Tim, from Liverpool. Good morning Tim, are you a Liverpool or an Everton fan ?

Tim: Listen to my accent. I'm a Scouser. That means I'm an Evertonian.


TWAT !