Let's all laugh at Everton

[Dylan]

BREAKING NEWS: Cole and Schmeichel have turned down moves to Goodison Park...both are happy on Coronation Street.

BREAKING NEWS: Everton in talks with The Samaritans.

Anymore for anymore...

 

[Dylan]

If Gaddafi wants to hide somewhere he won't be found, can I suggest the Everton medical room today.

 

[Hansern]

As funny as it may be, I think its a bit OTT.
That could have been us this year had it not been for Henry & Co.

 

[themn]

[quote author=Hansern link=topic=46693.msg1391428#msg1391428 date=1314791742]
As funny as it may be, I think its a bit OTT.
That could have been us this year had it not been for Henry & Co.
[/quote]

Yeah, but it's not, so......HA !

 

[Woland]

http://evertontime.com/

 

[the count]

philmcnulty Phil McNulty
The royal blue carpet can be rolled out for Denis Stracqualuisi. Argentine striker, who plays for Tigre will join Everton on loan.

 

[Judge Jules]

It's the only carpet they have left at Goodison after thieves stole the one which the trophy cupboard used to stand on.

 

[The Nomad]

Poor the Everton.

Beckford out... some low time Argentine in... They must have wished it was Zarate.

 

[Frogfish]

I actually feel sorry for them TBH. I grew up with the Blueshite as real competition (well, sometimes) with many of my friends were/are BS supporters.

 

[Richey]

[quote author=Frogfish link=topic=46693.msg1391502#msg1391502 date=1314794878]
I actually feel sorry for them TBH. I grew up with the Blueshite as real competition (well, sometimes) with many of my friends were/are BS supporters.
[/quote]

I do a bit too.

It wasn't long ago at all that we were in a mess. I wouldn't wish that on supporters of any club, except perhaps for United.

 

[Dylan]

I love this. Over the years on this forum i've seen members laugh at child abduction cases, death, terminal illness, terrorism and natural disaster. Crack a joke at Everton's expense and some of us come over holier than thou. Fuck me lads.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46693.msg1391708#msg1391708 date=1314809705]
I love this. Over the years on this forum i've seen members laugh at child abduction cases, death, terminal illness, terrorism and natural disaster. Crack a joke at Everton's expense and some of us come over holier than thou. Fuck me lads.
[/quote]

Haha, funny cos it's true.

 

[Wilko7]

[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46693.msg1391708#msg1391708 date=1314809705]
I love this. Over the years on this forum i've seen members laugh at child abduction cases, death, terminal illness, terrorism and natural disaster. Crack a joke at Everton's expense and some of us come over holier than thou. Fuck me lads.
[/quote]

Quite.

 

[Shadey]

There getting Roysten Drenth from Real Madrid on loan apparently..

 

[Oncy]

DODGY EMAIL ALERT!
Don't open any emails that say "Two free tickets to see Everton"!
It contains two free tickets to see Everton.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Shadey link=topic=46693.msg1391745#msg1391745 date=1314811933]
There getting Roysten Drenth from Real Madrid on loan apparently..
[/quote]

They'll have to do something if they're getting shut of Arteta.

Getting in a midfielder who can play as a defender too makes perfect sense for a squad so small.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=46693.msg1391747#msg1391747 date=1314811968]
DODGY EMAIL ALERT!
Don't open any emails that say "Two free tickets to see Everton"!
It contains two free tickets to see Everton.
[/quote]

hahahahaha

 

[Fabio]

drenthe is good on his day, but he's inconsistent and has no fight

I'd be surprised if any blue would be happy with arteta off and royston coming in

 

[Piedro]

Being an evertonian on transfer deadline day is like being an African kid on Christmas eve.

You live in hope, but deep down you know your getting fuck all.

 

[ILD]

This thread is funny. Keep it up lads.

On and btw, im surprised no one has come in for Screech from them. He's a very good player.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I did rate him, but he goes missing on a random basis.

 

[Fabio]

Still only young though.

 

[ILD]

[quote author=Richey link=topic=46693.msg1391509#msg1391509 date=1314795637]
[quote author=Frogfish link=topic=46693.msg1391502#msg1391502 date=1314794878]
I actually feel sorry for them TBH. I grew up with the Blueshite as real competition (well, sometimes) with many of my friends were/are BS supporters.
[/quote]

I do a bit too.

It wasn't long ago at all that we were in a mess. I wouldn't wish that on supporters of any club, except perhaps for United.
[/quote]

Saw this on another forum...

What do ye make of this? From their official club shop too I think.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I hope they disappear off the face of the earth. Fucking bitters.

 

[Fabio]

i'd like it if they imploded under drenthes ego

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I think classifying Rhyl, Towyn and Prestatyn as local is stretching things a tad the waltzer twirling gypo twats.

 

[Rosco]

[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46693.msg1391708#msg1391708 date=1314809705]
I love this. Over the years on this forum i've seen members laugh at child abduction cases, death, terminal illness, terrorism and natural disaster. Crack a joke at Everton's expense and some of us come over holier than thou. Fuck me lads.
[/quote]

that was never a child abduction.

The parents did it

 

[Rosco]

Denis Stracqualursi


13 letters in his surname. I think that counts as a big name signing for Everton. Fuck knows how they can afford to have his jersey printed though.

 

[WhyAlwaysMe?]

I'd love to take Fellaini off their hands.. If they can chop Arteta at £10mill who knows..?

 

[Modo]

Feel sorry for Everton.