Let’s give them some Cottage Pie!

[Dreambeliever]

If you create it, they will win.

Amazing 15 mins followed by a laughable 80 mins followed by 5 secs of pure sex.

Shades of Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle in 97!

Fulham up next who are playing well and gave City a great test.

Gotta keep things fresh on our quest.

Ally
TAA
Matip
VVD
Robbo
Jones
Thiago
Henderson
Salah
Gakpo
Jota

 

[binomial]

Ali

Matip
Ibou
Virg

Trent
Hendo
Milner
Robbo

Salah
Gakpo
Diaz

5-4 to the reds.

 

[localny]

Love these Dad joke threads

 

[Farkmaster]

I don't get it. I mean, I get it, but I'd love if someone gave me cottage pie.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I don't get it. I mean, I get it, but I'd love if someone gave me cottage pie.

I’m definitely getting it for lunch today after that win!

 

[StevieM]

I don't get it. I mean, I get it, but I'd love if someone gave me cottage pie.

Whatever floats your boat…

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cottage Pie

 

[Farkmaster]

I’m definitely getting it for lunch today after that win!

Right, so how does this title work?

Are we going to gift them hearty peasant like goals?

 

[Dreambeliever]

Right, so how does this title work?

Are we going to gift them hearty peasant like goals?

We are going to stuff them so full of goals that their ball sack will be bulging in discomfort.

 

[moron]

I think we will see a front three of Diaz, Nunez, and Salah in this game. Also think Henderson will come back in midfield with both Jones, and Fabinho. The rest remain the same, although I must say that Robertson had a very bad game today - which means his next game will be very good

 

[Hyena]

Whatever floats your boat…

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cottage Pie

It sounds like a lot of work to pleasure Fulham. Can imagine Darwin giving it a shot though

 

[Hyena]

Think Jota has earned the right to start this one.

 

[localny]

Whatever floats your boat…

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cottage Pie

I clearly haven’t lived

 

[RedStar]

I think we will see a front three of Diaz, Nunez, and Salah in this game. Also think Henderson will come back in midfield with both Jones, and Fabinho. The rest remain the same, although I must say that Robertson had a very bad game today - which means his next game will be very good

Konate was shite against Forest, and again versus Spurs. I'd happily drop him for Matip.

 

[Hansern]

Fulham are without Mitrovic and Andreas got injured against City.

 

[Red Bird]

Just get three points.

 

[StevieM]

I clearly haven’t lived

Ask Dreamie - he was getting one for lunch - the durty hallion!!!

 

[moron]

Konate was shite against Forest, and again versus Spurs. I'd happily drop him for Matip.

Konate has to do a lot of covering due to Trents new role. So mistakes are likely to happen in hus department. That said he nearly gave a way pen, but ultimately did not. But Robo had proper lack of concentration moments without being under pressure, and screwed up decision making moments.

 

[The Nomad]

I've got admit.. this thread title is giving me some bad vibes.

Why not "Let's go Full-ham Throttle"?

Giving a team a hearty winter warming meal isn't instilling confidence in me..

 

[Fabio]

I've got admit.. this thread title is giving me some bad vibes.

Why not "Let's go Full-ham Throttle"?

Giving a team a hearty winter warming meal isn't instilling confidence in me..

Let him cook

Also, the pretender to the throne used some variation of full-ham

 

[darkstarexodus]

Let him cook

Also, the pretender to the throne used some variation of full-ham

And you never go full... er, ham.

 

[Farkmaster]

I've got admit.. this thread title is giving me some bad vibes.

Why not "Let's go Full-ham Throttle"?

Giving a team a hearty winter warming meal isn't instilling confidence in me..

Yes, this is my point.

It's almost as though the author doesn't really have any clue what they are writing.

 

[The Nomad]

Let him cook

Also, the pretender to the throne used some variation of full-ham

Well he could have knocked a L off if we are letting him cook. But he's cooking a fucking Cottage Pie.

 

[StevieM]

It appears no-one is Craving a Cottage pie because we’re Full of ham.

 

[SummerOnions]

Yes, this is my point.

It's almost as though the author doesn't really have any clue what they are writing.

Nobody told Rainman he was bad at guitar did they

 

[Brizzle]

I expect we will be same XI except Hendo to start over Elliot. I'd like to see Nunez down the middle, but Diaz & Gakpo getting more and more minutes together may never be a bad thing.

 

[Brizzle]

The thread title is a play on 'serving someone some humble pie' I presume?

Either way - Dreamy is on a roll and who are we to question this.

Also, as @the count will confirm, you can't edit thread titles.

 

[localny]

I’ll never look at cottage pie the same way thanks to Stevie M

 

[KopRed]

Konate has to do a lot of covering due to Trents new role. So mistakes are likely to happen in hus department. That said he nearly gave a way pen, but ultimately did not. But Robo had proper lack of concentration moments without being under pressure, and screwed up decision making moments.

On paper, this position is perfect for Gomez. And he somehow always makes his way into the starting line-up so watch this space.

 

[Farkmaster]

I’ll never look at cottage pie the same way thanks to Stevie M

Every single vaguely popular food on planet earth has an urban dictionary entry, the choreography of which reveals the author to be a virgin every time.

 

[localny]

Every single vaguely popular food on planet earth has an urban dictionary entry, the choreography of which reveals the author to be a virgin every time.

Jesus H Christ, you know what you are taking about!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shepherds Pie