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Kris Boyd

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The Nomad

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He may be a lazy shit... but the boy shits goals.

Available on a Free at the end of the season, surely a better option than Kenwyne Jones? Only 26 as well.

You'll probably all disagree like.
 
In which parallel universe is he a better option than Kenwyne Jones?

Oh that's right I forgot, our internet fanbase is full of utter utter tools.
 
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In which parallel universe is he a better option than Kenwyne Jones?

Oh that's right I forgot, our internet fanbase is full of utter utter tools.
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How come you weren't in row seven last night?
 
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It's the 3rd thread you've posted that pic. It' a bit of a of a thread killer. Do you have a crush on him or something?
 
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It's the 3rd thread you've posted that pic. It' a bit of a of a thread killer. Do you have a crush on him or something?
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It's the 3rd thread you've posted that pic. It' a bit of a of a thread killer. Do you have a crush on him or something?
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ha ha..
 
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He's going to villa or brum apparently..
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Even D-Mac will side with me on this... Not in one million fucking billion gahillion years should Kris Boyd ever play for us.

There's isn't enough bandwidth to start going into the reasons why unfortunately.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38568.msg1040524#msg1040524 date=1264113310]
Even D-Mac will side with me on this... Not in one million fucking billion gahillion years should Kris Boyd ever play for us.

There's isn't enough bandwidth to start going into the reasons why unfortunately.
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Go on.
 
Here's two for starters:

1 - For a seriously long period of time, he couldn't even get in the starting line-up of one one of the worst Rangers sides I can care to remember.

2 - He makes Morientes look like Usain Bolt.
 
Well, I don't really like or dislike him to be honest. There are plenty of other candidates in that Rangers side more worthy of that title. I'm looking at you Nacho Novo.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38568.msg1040524#msg1040524 date=1264113310]
Not in one million fucking billion gahillion years should Kris Boyd ever play for us.
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/\ This

I'd rather bring back The Crow
 
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That says it all for me. No thanks!
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38568.msg1040534#msg1040534 date=1264113888]
Here's two for starters:

1 - For a seriously long period of time, he couldn't even get in the starting line-up of one one of the worst Rangers sides I can care to remember.

2 - He makes Morientes look like Usain Bolt.
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He couldn't get near the Rangers line up because he doesn't train well, by his own admission.

But 343 games 188 goals, put him in the box and he will score.

Rangers fans don't like him, because he doesn't track back, but i'll tell you this, he'll score more than Kenwyne "I'm just a poor man's Heskey" Jones next season.
 
Plays in Scotland.
His own fans don't like him.
Doesn't train well.
Retired from the international team in a huff.
Is lazy and doesn't track back.

He sounds great.
 
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[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38568.msg1040534#msg1040534 date=1264113888]
Here's two for starters:

1 - For a seriously long period of time, he couldn't even get in the starting line-up of one one of the worst Rangers sides I can care to remember.

2 - He makes Morientes look like Usain Bolt.
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He couldn't get near the Rangers line up because he doesn't train well, by his own admission.

But 343 games 188 goals, put him in the box and he will score.

Rangers fans don't like him, because he doesn't track back, but i'll tell you this, he'll score more than Kenwyne "I'm just a poor man's Heskey" Jones next season.
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50% right. He'll score more than Jones, no fucking doubt. He has started tracking back and has added a lot to his game this season, and the Rangers fans have responded by making him a favourite. However, everyone knows he is completely incapable of playing as a lone striker. Even in shit hot form, he has rarely started at Celtic park, because Smith prefers a 4-5-1 and Boyd cannot be that 1. He needs a workhorse beside him, so in theory would work well with Dirk. However he could never be asked to deputise for Torres, he would need a system that plays to his strengths.
 
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[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38568.msg1040534#msg1040534 date=1264113888]
Here's two for starters:

1 - For a seriously long period of time, he couldn't even get in the starting line-up of one one of the worst Rangers sides I can care to remember.

2 - He makes Morientes look like Usain Bolt.
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He couldn't get near the Rangers line up because he doesn't train well, by his own admission.

But 343 games 188 goals, put him in the box and he will score.

Rangers fans don't like him, because he doesn't track back, but i'll tell you this, he'll score more than Kenwyne "I'm just a poor man's Heskey" Jones next season.
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If you think Kenwyne Jones is a poor mans Heskey then you haven't got a fucking clue in my book.
Not one fucking iota.
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=38568.msg1041449#msg1041449 date=1264201037]If you think Kenwyne Jones is a poor mans Heskey then you haven't got a fucking clue in my book.
Not one fucking iota.
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Well, based on what Bruce is likely to set as a price, he's clearly not a POOR man's Heskey.
 
He may score more than Jones, but he is playing in the SPL whilst Jones will be playing in the Premiership.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38568.msg1040806#msg1040806 date=1264156053]
Plays in Scotland.
His own fans don't like him.
Doesn't train well.
Retired from the international team in a huff.
Is lazy and doesn't track back.

He sounds great.
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I can't believe you omitted 'slow' from that list.
 
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