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Injuries a thing of the past?

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[quote author=StevieM link=topic=39546.msg1079036#msg1079036 date=1270005965]
Ryan is the Dirk Kuyt of Whittlesea Zebras.

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You can't claim that, cos it's how I first described myself to you.
 
There was a better description and comparison than that in the past if I remember correctly.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=39546.msg1079076#msg1079076 date=1270021375]
There was a better description and comparison than that in the past if I remember correctly.
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"Dirk Kuyt with better looks"?
 
no that A-league striker who you were too similar too, only he was a bit better.

Then his Wiki stating he was as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike, or something to that effect.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39546.msg1078362#msg1078362 date=1269935157]
One question. If this guy is sooooooooooooooooo good why is he treating Ryan's knee?

Shouldn't he be in demand by the world's top sporting stars, which, with all respect to the good Mr O'Hare, among whom he cannot be counted.
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LOL, thought Ryan might find that a bit much for his ego. Fair play to him though he's taken it well.

As for the thread I think we have a lot of top quality talent in this area in OZ and this bloke is probably top of the tree. Should be a top appointment and I expect he will have an almost immediate effect. Rafa and the club despite all the shit around the club seem to be hell bent on righting a lot of the wrongs in the club. It will pay dividends in the long run and IMO we should be patient with Rafa as he knows what it takes to become perennial winners as opposed to chasing a manager who might win a title.

We want to win lots of titles.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079071#msg1079071 date=1270020733]
[quote author=StevieM link=topic=39546.msg1079036#msg1079036 date=1270005965]
Ryan is the Dirk Kuyt of Whittlesea Zebras.

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You can't claim that, cos it's how I first described myself to you.
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Did you not start out being somebody else before you got shunted to the right wing?

Have you decided on a new club yet?
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=39546.msg1079095#msg1079095 date=1270022573]
no that A-league striker who you were too similar too, only he was a bit better.

Then his Wiki stating he was as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike, or something to that effect.
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Ha, Danny Allsopp?

He's in the MLS now for DC United. God knows how.
 
So, is Ryan famous now. Is that why he's a bit of cunt yeah?

Ha!

Who did you play for back in Ireland before you left?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079002#msg1079002 date=1269999998]
Doc - I got injured in training, and the club I was playing for at the time paid for me to go private and get it operated on. They, like most soccer clubs here, have links and deals with MSAC (Melbourne Sports and Aquatic Centre) where Peter works, and he was the one I got referred to.

A mate of mine from Melbourne Victory had his knee reco done through him as well so helped sort out the referral.

That's it really.
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Name dropping cunt.
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079599#msg1079599 date=1270073174]
So, is Ryan famous now. Is that why he's a bit of cunt yeah?

Ha!

Who did you play for back in Ireland before you left?
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I was like a travelling wilberry. Had stints at Coleraine, DC, the Glens, and a bunch of amateur/intermediate clubs.

Unfortunately I was at my playing best before the Internet took off, otherwise you'd be able to find out all about me.

I'm in a few games on youtube currently looking like an absolute spackatron.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079633#msg1079633 date=1270074950]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079599#msg1079599 date=1270073174]
So, is Ryan famous now. Is that why he's a bit of cunt yeah?

Ha!

Who did you play for back in Ireland before you left?
[/quote]

I was like a travelling wilberry. Had stints at Coleraine, DC, the Glens, and a bunch of amateur/intermediate clubs.

Unfortunately I was at my playing best before the Internet took off, otherwise you'd be able to find out all about me.

I'm in a few games on youtube currently looking like an absolute spackatron.
[/quote]

Hope Brendan watches it and calls you a slow cunt. Ha.
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079649#msg1079649 date=1270075748]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079633#msg1079633 date=1270074950]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079599#msg1079599 date=1270073174]
So, is Ryan famous now. Is that why he's a bit of cunt yeah?

Ha!

Who did you play for back in Ireland before you left?
[/quote]

I was like a travelling wilberry. Had stints at Coleraine, DC, the Glens, and a bunch of amateur/intermediate clubs.

Unfortunately I was at my playing best before the Internet took off, otherwise you'd be able to find out all about me.

I'm in a few games on youtube currently looking like an absolute spackatron.
[/quote]

Hope Brendan watches it and calls you a slow cunt. Ha.
[/quote]

Every. Single. Day.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079650#msg1079650 date=1270075885]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079649#msg1079649 date=1270075748]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079633#msg1079633 date=1270074950]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079599#msg1079599 date=1270073174]
So, is Ryan famous now. Is that why he's a bit of cunt yeah?

Ha!

Who did you play for back in Ireland before you left?
[/quote]

I was like a travelling wilberry. Had stints at Coleraine, DC, the Glens, and a bunch of amateur/intermediate clubs.

Unfortunately I was at my playing best before the Internet took off, otherwise you'd be able to find out all about me.

I'm in a few games on youtube currently looking like an absolute spackatron.
[/quote]

Hope Brendan watches it and calls you a slow cunt. Ha.
[/quote]

Every. Single. Day.
[/quote]


Are you better than Hayden Mullins?
 
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079657#msg1079657 date=1270076643]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079650#msg1079650 date=1270075885]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079649#msg1079649 date=1270075748]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079633#msg1079633 date=1270074950]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079599#msg1079599 date=1270073174]
So, is Ryan famous now. Is that why he's a bit of cunt yeah?

Ha!

Who did you play for back in Ireland before you left?
[/quote]

I was like a travelling wilberry. Had stints at Coleraine, DC, the Glens, and a bunch of amateur/intermediate clubs.

Unfortunately I was at my playing best before the Internet took off, otherwise you'd be able to find out all about me.

I'm in a few games on youtube currently looking like an absolute spackatron.
[/quote]

Hope Brendan watches it and calls you a slow cunt. Ha.
[/quote]

Every. Single. Day.
[/quote]


Are you better than Hayden Mullins?
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I'd struggle to get the better of Hayden Panettiere, Dave.

I work like an utter cunt, run around a lot, and am quite quick. That's about it. Stevie's seen me, he'd do well to offer anything more positive than that though.
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=39546.msg1079667#msg1079667 date=1270078577]
But the most important question's Ryan...

1. What colour boots do you wear?
2. What is your favoured goal celebration?
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1. White.
2. Something shit. Kinda like RVN's used to be for United. Run, jump, pump one fist. Shit really.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079665#msg1079665 date=1270078302]I work like an utter cunt, run around a lot, and am quite quick. That's about it. Stevie's seen me, he'd do well to offer anything more positive than that though.
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This is the most modest I've ever seen you on here. Must be true. (Just kidding, etc.)
 
Does anyone else ask why Ryan had to travel halfway around the world to get a game in a decent football team?
Mates of mine who play """"semi-pro"""" in the Midlands couldn't even get a game in our dodgy Sunday league team. Mmmmmmmm ....................... x infinity.
 
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=39546.msg1079679#msg1079679 date=1270079342]
Does anyone else ask why Ryan had to travel halfway around the world to get a game in a decent football team?
Mates of mine who play """"semi-pro"""" in the Midlands couldn't even get a game in our dodgy Sunday league team. Mmmmmmmm ....................... x infinity.
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Oi!

Truefact: I played in a first round Champions League Qualifier.

Bet none of you cunts can beat that.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079665#msg1079665 date=1270078302]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079657#msg1079657 date=1270076643]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079650#msg1079650 date=1270075885]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079649#msg1079649 date=1270075748]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079633#msg1079633 date=1270074950]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=39546.msg1079599#msg1079599 date=1270073174]
So, is Ryan famous now. Is that why he's a bit of cunt yeah?

Ha!

Who did you play for back in Ireland before you left?
[/quote]

I was like a travelling wilberry. Had stints at Coleraine, DC, the Glens, and a bunch of amateur/intermediate clubs.

Unfortunately I was at my playing best before the Internet took off, otherwise you'd be able to find out all about me.

I'm in a few games on youtube currently looking like an absolute spackatron.
[/quote]

Hope Brendan watches it and calls you a slow cunt. Ha.
[/quote]

Every. Single. Day.
[/quote]


Are you better than Hayden Mullins?
[/quote]

I'd struggle to get the better of Hayden Panettiere, Dave.

I work like an utter cunt, run around a lot, and am quite quick. That's about it. Stevie's seen me, he'd do well to offer anything more positive than that though.
[/quote]

I was taking the piss with Mullins. I was providing a potential retort for Brendan.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079683#msg1079683 date=1270079764]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=39546.msg1079679#msg1079679 date=1270079342]
Does anyone else ask why Ryan had to travel halfway around the world to get a game in a decent football team?
Mates of mine who play """"semi-pro"""" in the Midlands couldn't even get a game in our dodgy Sunday league team. Mmmmmmmm ....................... x infinity.
[/quote]

Oi!

Truefact: I played in a first round Champions League Qualifier.

Bet none of you cunts can beat that.
[/quote]

Trufax.

Doesn't mean I wouldn't kick you all over the bedroom though. 😉
 
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=39546.msg1079687#msg1079687 date=1270080256]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079683#msg1079683 date=1270079764]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=39546.msg1079679#msg1079679 date=1270079342]
Does anyone else ask why Ryan had to travel halfway around the world to get a game in a decent football team?
Mates of mine who play """"semi-pro"""" in the Midlands couldn't even get a game in our dodgy Sunday league team. Mmmmmmmm ....................... x infinity.
[/quote]

Oi!

Truefact: I played in a first round Champions League Qualifier.

Bet none of you cunts can beat that.
[/quote]

Trufax.

Doesn't mean I wouldn't kick you all over the bedroom though. 😉
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Like you'd ever catch me.
 
Piedro would testify, even at the ripe old age of 33, I am still as nippy and quick as a paedophile breaking his ASBO. It is the twisting and turning that I am starting to struggle with, as the knees seize up. it will happen to you young pup, sooner rather than later.
 
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=39546.msg1079697#msg1079697 date=1270081131]
Piedro would testify, even at the ripe old age of 33, I am still as nippy and quick as a paedophile breaking his ASBO.
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Peidro once described himself to me as a "shit version of Cisse" on the pitch.

You two sound brilliant.
 
Haha I would state I have a little more skill than him, but as age kicked in then I developed my role. Played CF as a teen, my school teacher was adamant I could have made it as a CH but I hated it. Continued up front, but in 8-a-side and smaller games, I played further and further back, running games. Given the choice I would play CH now as my legs dont have the twistyness they used to.
 
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=39546.msg1079703#msg1079703 date=1270081423]
Haha I would state I have a little more skill than him, but as age kicked in then I developed my role. Played CF as a teen, my school teacher was adamant I could have made it as a CH but I hated it. Continued up front, but in 8-a-side and smaller games, I played further and further back, running games. Given the choice I would play CH now as my legs dont have the twistyness they used to.
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"twistyness" say's the paramedic.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=39546.msg1079671#msg1079671 date=1270078808]
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=39546.msg1079667#msg1079667 date=1270078577]
But the most important question's Ryan...

1. What colour boots do you wear?

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1. White.

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*Shakes head in disgust*
 
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