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Unfortunately I've moved into office world now - same pub company.

So... I'm being exposed to all sorts of fucking jargon.

I find myself using horrible phrases more and more.

I steadfastly refuse to use "touch base".

Marketing people are the worst.

Remember, the only time someone should use the words' reach out' is if it's to grab someone by the throat for using phrases like 'reach out'.
 
I still think Can, whilst not perfect, is our best central midfielder and I'd rather have him than Hendo, Milner, Wijnaldum, Lallana and Oxo Cube.I would rather we keep him and replace at least one of the others. Whilst none of that lot are terrible, none of them are world beater either and only Can and Oxo have time on their side.

We paid 40Million or something for Oxo, yet we are letting Can go for free. I don't understand the logic.
 
I still think Can, whilst not perfect, is our best central midfielder and I'd rather have him than Hendo, Milner, Wijnaldum, Lallana and Oxo Cube.I would rather we keep him and replace at least one of the others. Whilst none of that lot are terrible, none of them are world beater either and only Can and Oxo have time on their side.

We paid 40Million or something for Oxo, yet we are letting Can go for free. I don't understand the logic.

Except we are not letting him go. He's choosing to go somewhere else at the end of his contract.
 
Its a shame hes going like but the fact tha he's curretly our best prospect in midfield is pretty depressing as he's as inconsistent as they come.
 
Aye - Quite right. The preening whopper came off the other day with what was apparently a back strain. He's ok now like. Nothing at all to do with the fact it was snowing and fucking cold. Fuck off to Italy you massive tart.
 
He's rubbish sometimes but I just get the feeling he'll be fantastic in about 2 years if he stays fit.
 
OK, shall we have a seance over skype and hex the cunt so that his legs fall off at some point between him being useful to us and signing a deal with some other twats?
 
He's bang average. Cares more about his stupid quiff. If we sew up 4th spot by April I'd drop him for every game just to prove a point.
 
He's bang average. Cares more about his stupid quiff. If we sew up 4th spot by April I'd drop him for every game just to prove a point.

I get your point, but I'd rather he got nutted into retirement by Gary Cahill.
 
I think People are overreacting or misreading his quotes. I read it as it takes something special to leave, or else he stays as we are a really big Club.
 
I think People are overreacting or misreading his quotes. I read it as it takes something special to leave, or else he stays as we are a really big Club.
If anyone is misreading quotes it's you

Wouldnt take much to say "obviously I'm already at a really big club", to at least not do a disservice to us.

Lads gone and he's whoring himself about
 
I think his quotes mean he's obviously leaving ... He's seen us as a good stepping stone to his dreams of playing for a big club (Bayern, Juve etc) ...
 
A lazy journo reads something in Suddeutche journal or what the paper was called, Google translate some quotes and then makes a headline that doesn't direct match any of the quotes. And I am the one misreading the quotes?
 
A lazy journo reads something in Suddeutche journal or what the paper was called, Google translate some quotes and then makes a headline that doesn't direct match any of the quotes. And I am the one misreading the quotes?
Could you give us a proper translation of the original then please?
 
Could you give us a proper translation of the original then please?


I am to busy and probably too lazy to look for them or even try to translate so thanks a lot to @refugee. But I know the press, and when the quotes in the story doesn't match the headline it is clear that there is more to the story. Lazy speculative journalism is the standard these days, and in their hunt for a click they will try to provoke the audience.
 
To be fair, the real translation changes very little

Still doesn't refer to us as a big club, still doesn't consider us title contenders, still a preening "look at me" quim

He likes how we play? Who fucking doesn't. Were an absolute joy to play for at the minute

I read "integral" as "most important". He hates the fact Salah, firmino, mane and Robertson getting weekly praise while he plods along not really impressing or impacting on games

You're in the wrong position/lacking enough ability if you want consistent praise mate
 
I absolutely have no issues if he leaves.

He's a decent player - has his great games, has his shit games.

He's 100% suited to La Liga or Serie A - and if I were him that's where I would be going.

EPL is a touch to fast for him - he's got the technique and skills but his decision making and execution is lagging.

He's in a very similar mould to Alonso - but Alonso was fucking smart and that's the big difference between the two in the UK.

Also, as an avid viewer of Serie A, Jorginho is an upgrade on Can. Absolute class.
 
Woah woah woah

I would never have said can was similar to Alonso
 
I absolutely have no issues if he leaves.

He's a decent player - has his great games, has his shit games.

He's 100% suited to La Liga or Serie A - and if I were him that's where I would be going.

EPL is a touch to fast for him - he's got the technique and skills but his decision making and execution is lagging.

He's in a very similar mould to Alonso - but Alonso was fucking smart and that's the big difference between the two in the UK.

Also, as an avid viewer of Serie A, Jorginho is an upgrade on Can. Absolute class.

What you smoking? He is nothing like Alonso.
 
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