I wanNaby (Under the sea in an Octopus's Garden in the Shade) - Deal Confirmed

[Windom Earle]

Great news, now we just have to wait until December then all the rumours of him moving early can start [emoji106]

Seriously hope he has a great season and stays fit.

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[Modo]

Well I guess I just have to go on holiday on Football manager for a season or simulate a season on FIFA in order for this to feel like a win.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Thank fuck for that.

*starts rolling up his disgustingly stinking sleeping bag*

 

[Kay Age El]

I mean he was clearly right on this one, but when I have an image in my head of an ITK making things up, this comes quite close.

Maybe we are copying his latest campaign in FM 2018 and that's why he knows the ins and outs of the club?

BEWILDERING

 

[Woland]

How many ITKs were on the Lemar deal?

Oh yeah, none of them, coz they're all utterly full of shit

 

[Kay Age El]

/how do you know this ITK isn't connected with the medical team who do the medicals? Surely they would be among those first to actually know.

There's a better chance he knows someone within the kitchen staff..

 

[FoxForceFive]

I assume we've done this to fuck off Barca's transparent blackmailing attempts to hijack the Keita deal to force us to deal over Coutinho.

Fucking cunts.

 

[King Binny]

Bayern tends to do it but not that early though:

Gotze 23 April 2013 (€37m)
Lewandowski 3 Jan 2014
Kimmich 2 Jan 2015 (€8.5m)
Sule (€25m) and Rudy 15 Jan 2017

 

[Hansern]

We've actually been clever and moved quickly in the transfer market for once. It feels very strange to witness this.
If we actually manage to get Lemar and VVD as well, then Edwards deserves praise. A lot of it.

 

[FoxForceFive]

CAMPS WORK.

@the count, @doctor_mac, @Oncy, @ILD - Lemar campsite next?

Fuck you man! I was here all along, & didnt start packing up before he signed like Count did.

 

[FoxForceFive]

We've actually been clever and moved quickly in the transfer market for once. It feels very strange to witness this.
If we actually manage to get Lemar and VVD as well, then Edwards deserves praise. A lot of it.

Quickly?! Seriously?

There's like three days of the window left. That's not moving quickly. At all.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Fuck you man! I was here all along, & didnt start packing up before he signed like Count did.

Undercover tech wizards need to stay undercover ... how else will get free WIFI and keep the fuck federalis off our back as we camp out in the village?

 

[dantes]

Perhaps Hansern wasn't aware of and hasn't seen the other thread, and therefore presumed this was done within 4 pages.

 

[doctor_mac]

Can a mod retitle dmishra's thread, 'Glory hunting imposter Naby thread'?

 

[Mystic]

I assume we've done this to fuck off Barca's transparent blackmailing attempts to hijack the Keita deal to force us to deal over Coutinho.

Fucking cunts.

Surely there's no truth in that?

 

[Red Astaire]

 

[FoxForceFive]

Surely there's no truth in that?

I doubt they actually wanted Keita, but they leaked stories this morning saying if they couldn't get Countinho they would buy Keita instead with the money.

Which obviously makes no sense, due to them playing in completely different positions, but was a blatant attempt to get us back to the negotiation table. Which is yet another reason why they're fucking cunts & we should refuse to sell him to them.

 

[Red Astaire]

Proper knucks to all my camp hombre's - *Slips and falls on @doctor_mac long forgotten pot noodle*

 

[Oncy]

Well done to the TRUE believers.
We did a fucking great job.
Some serious heart to long this out in the face of overwhelming negativity.

And all hail the Firm. My man KNOWS.

 

[FoxForceFive]

50m is a boss deal to get him signed now. He's already shown signs he's improving on last season & if that continued we'd have to pay much more next summer competing against Barca, Real, PSG, Chelsea etc.

 

[doctor_mac]

Offers knucks to all my camp hombre's - *Slips and falls on @doctor_mac long forgotten pot noodle*

What you doing in the imposter thread?

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

Last time we did a deal like this was with Origi.

#notjinxing #justsaying


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[Red Astaire]

What you doing in the imposter thread?

Soz man - I was confused....... It happens a lot!

 

[Oncy]

Fuck this thread!

 

[Oncy]

In a stunning turn of events Naby Keita will be signing for my Liverpool on Fifa this evening.

 

[reuque]

At this point I don't even care if this is true or not. Printing it and going to town with it!

 

[Kay Age El]

What an absolutely top deal this could turn out to be..

 

[Red Astaire]

Fuck this thread!

Yeah apols - Fuck this thread.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

50m is a boss deal to get him signed now. He's already shown signs he's improving on last season & if that continued we'd have to pay much more next summer competing against Barca, Real, PSG, Chelsea etc.

it's like getting el hadji before the world cup!

i kid i kid, we are getting a great lil player.

 

[Red Astaire]

At this point I don't even care if this is true or not. Printing it and going to town with it!

If that is true mega LOLZ.