I have a cunning plan...

[Athens]

We need to let Andy Carroll know that if he plays a blinder and scores the winning goal against citeh then he will have free drinks for life in Liverpool.

 

[StevieM]

& Melbourne

 

[Oncy]

And the Grouse and Ale in Lane End.

 

[FoxForceFive]

And the Grouse and Ale in Lane End.

That sounds like it should be in the shire. Ace name & place for a pub.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

And The Prancing Pony in Bree

 

[redhorizon2]

We need to let Andy Carroll know that if he plays a blinder and scores the winning goal against citeh then he will have free drinks for life in Liverpool.

You'll need to do better than that. He earns £80k a week and only has the occasion to visit the city twice a year (Anfield and Goodison). May be free hair cuts with this famous hairdresser?

 

[Mamma Mia]

Woland's landlord mate could offer to drop that whole issue.

 

[ILD]

Gerrard will ensure Roy has Andy on the plane for the World cup. Wait, Andy would miss Glastonbury then though. Decisions, decisions.

 

[cloggypop]

A gold card for Bumper

 

[localny]

New Jersey and New York too

 

[Oncy]

That sounds like it should be in the shire. Ace name & place for a pub.

Ross has been in the Grouse

 

[jason]

We need to let Andy Carroll know that if he plays a blinder and scores the winning goal against citeh then he will have free drinks for life in Liverpool.

Get to the back speedy. And your mates trying to duce my Andy.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I'll buy him three shots of whiskey if he ever visits the Midwest.

 

[Athens]

Get to the back speedy. And your mates trying to duce my Andy.

Did I steal your idea? Sorry, I never was any good at the old cryptic clues.

 

[gene hughes]

New Jersey and New York too

Speak for yourself

 

[Lippy]

We need to let Andy Carroll know that if he plays a blinder and scores the winning goal against citeh then he will have free drinks for life in Liverpool.

I think he probably knows that....

 

[StevieM]

Nice of Athens to offer & encourage free drinks for Andy everywhere else but his own back yard.

Tight arse.

 

[StevieM]

Which is why he's probably popular with the Greeks...

 

[Athens]

Nice of Athens to offer & encourage free drinks for Andy everywhere else but his own back yard.

Tight arse.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice.

He can have one. Only one though.

 

[StevieM]

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice.

He can have one. Only one though.

Oh I noticed alright...

I saw you quivering in the corner at the thought of big Andy spending his summer holidays in Greece and squeezing you dry for every last available drop of booze...

 

[Athens]

Oh I noticed alright...

I saw you quivering in the corner at the thought of big Andy spending his summer holidays in Greece and squeezing you dry for every last available drop of booze...

I'll bring him to the cheapest place I can find.

 

[StevieM]

I think Big Andy would like that very much.

I'm going to tweet him your kind offer.

I may embellish it a bit.

How's your wrist?

 

[Athens]

My wrist?

 

[StevieM]

Yes - your wrist.

Big Andy will require all sorts of shandies.

 

[Athens]

Prostitution is legal here.

He can go to a pro for that.

 

[StevieM]

There's something more endearing about getting fixed up by a DIY enthusiast though.

 

[StevieM]

I've tweeted Big Andy offering him a free Chicken Parma as well as beer.

He'll lap that shit up.

 

[Modo]

I have a cuntish plan...
How about we offer Big Andy that and when he delivers we take it back and say that the loss we took on his transfer fee evens it out.

 

[StevieM]

Yeah.... But the rest of us aren't cunts Modo.

He'll have earned his mount of crumbed, fried chicken smothered in Napoli sauce, ham & mozzarella served with beer battered fries & a rocket, cherry tomato & Parmesan salad.

 

[Athens]

Yeah.... But the rest of us aren't cunts Modo.

He'll have earned his mount of crumbed, fried chicken smothered in Napoli sauce, ham & mozzarella served with beer battered fries & a rocket, cherry tomato & Parmesan salad.

Modo's plan was even worse than mine. At least I said he could have one (admittedly this was after you pulled me up on it).