I wish he wouldnt do it. But he's going to continue doing it so Im not going to worry myself about it.
He just does NOT learn!
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First port of call? Was that the first time Suarez was fouled in that match?
I'm delighted he gave some back to the defender. Referees usually do fuck all about defenders wrapping themselves around attackers because it's blatant fouling for which they ought to give a penalty, only they aren't brave enough.
Sadly, most of the time these days it's one way traffic in terms of who gets called out and denounced; it's always the attackers. Long gone are the days when big, strong centre forwards went toe-to-toe with defenders and nobody cared, it was part of the game. Nowadays, defenders seem to be able to do whatever holding, gouging and digging they like at set pieces. It's no wonder attackers 'fight back' by going to ground whenever contact is made, it seems to be their only way to get even.
I'm wondering if Luis has anything left in his armoury. We've had biting, pinching, stamping, reverse-kicks and now punching. Just "The Cantona" left then.
Sadly, most of the time these days it's one way traffic in terms of who gets called out and denounced; it's always the attackers. Long gone are the days when big, strong centre forwards went toe-to-toe with defenders and nobody cared, it was part of the game. Nowadays, defenders seem to be able to do whatever holding, gouging and digging they like at set pieces. It's no wonder attackers 'fight back' by going to ground whenever contact is made, it seems to be their only way to get even.
I'm wondering if Luis has anything left in his armoury. We've had biting, pinching, stamping, reverse-kicks and now punching. Just "The Cantona" left then.
If Suarez isn't going to learn, the fans have to.
You either accept Suarez for what he is, warts and all, or you go the way of Ross (*).
* And then bemoan the state of football today where strategizing and the media takes the focus of the fans as opposed to the football.
You either accept Suarez for what he is, warts and all, or you go the way of Ross (*).
* And then bemoan the state of football today where strategizing and the media takes the focus of the fans as opposed to the football.
Go mad or become = potential future state Fabio
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My thought exactly. I didn't watch that match, so I can't tell.
Did you watch it Rosco?
He has some strange and seemingly contradictory opinions.
Rosco: Liverpool has lost its soul
Rosco: We should only buy young players and sell them off when they are at their peak value
I accept he's a stupid racist but I won't apologise for him.
I don't think he's beyond learning.
He could just stop punching people.
That'd probably be a good idea but it doesn't seem like he's going to listen to anyone.
What did Johnson do?
Undeniably he should do that but I doubt it'll take any focus away from him is my main point.
True, although the tabloids love two or three act stories more than one endless single act story, so Suarez: The Redemption was really appealing to lots of hacks this year, but every time they published a few positive stories he went and did something else. If the hacks had had their way, Suarez would have cleaned up his act this year and accepted their sacred Player of the Year award. Loads of them were inclined to vote for him; a cynic would say that was because they wanted to show they'd tamed him, but they were certainly not looking just to do endless 'Suarez is a Bad Man' stories. They knew that their readers were getting bored of that, and so were they. So he COULD have given himself a much easier ride. There's no need for him to feel fatalistic about it all.
I'm seeing a pattern here.
We have a flawed but fairly successful manager 2004-2010. Ross becomes sir Carp-a-lot
We have a flawed but very successful flair player 2011-2013. Ross becomes sir Carp-a-lot
Ross works for Fox News people. Can't you see it? It's the WAR on Liverpool's success, wrought by Rosco
We have a flawed but fairly successful manager 2004-2010. Ross becomes sir Carp-a-lot
We have a flawed but very successful flair player 2011-2013. Ross becomes sir Carp-a-lot
Ross works for Fox News people. Can't you see it? It's the WAR on Liverpool's success, wrought by Rosco
That was great, there's not enough violence in football. I really wish it was more like ice hockey with punch ups and stuff, and a few of those Benny Hill chases involving entire squads chasing referees.
*Closes eyes.... Howard Webb... Benny Hill music....*
*Closes eyes.... Howard Webb... Benny Hill music....*
If you grab Suarez's balls he'll punch you in the face. The reaction of the ball grabber seems to indicate his understanding of this correlation.
They should make the term 'cock grab' an essential part of the football pundit vocabulary.
So, gents: we come, dutifully if not merrily, to the first half cock grab. Um, to be frank, er, in this flipping weather I wouldn't fancy your chances of grabbing any part of my flipping cock because it's flipping gone and shrunk so much it resembles at this present moment the wizened head of a very shy tortoise that has just lost its nerve at the annual flipping WH Auden lookalike competition! But enough of my blathering, gentlemen, your expert thoughts, please, on the cock-grabbing case!
SOUTHGATE: Well, let's be honest, I've seen better grabs and I've seen better cocks. I have to be honest about that. This cock grab really never got going. A bit of foreskin, maybe, got tweaked, but the cameras didn't really allow us to see that for sure. The bottom line is the cock got brushed, maximum, and I'm afraid, although we want to be positive about all cock-grabbings, and we congratulate the attempt to make contact with the cock, this attempt left both parties very unsatisfied.
DIXON: I'm probably in a minority, but I really do think it was cock to hand. Rooney went for the cock but the cock got to him before he could get to it. I've seen that many times before at Arsenal. You've taken your eyes off it and it's in your hand and back out again before you can do anything about it. So I don't think you can blame Wayne, who was certainly up for it.
KEANE: I taut it was a disgrace, the whole ting. If yer goin to go in for the cock you have to look for it, reach for it and clutch it. Tight. Then twist. Dat's the only way. You're not trying to coax it out with a bit of cheese! You're not tryin' to tune the old wireless in the dark! You have to command the box and yank the damn ting out in one go. Dat's separating the men from the boys. Honestly, the whole move was shocking. Absolutely shocking! You may as well grab a vagina!
Look: there's a cock and there's a hand. The hand has to grab the cock. You can't worry about the consequences. You need power, precision and a prick. You grab it and it's done. End of story.
...Ohhh...Cock...
So, gents: we come, dutifully if not merrily, to the first half cock grab. Um, to be frank, er, in this flipping weather I wouldn't fancy your chances of grabbing any part of my flipping cock because it's flipping gone and shrunk so much it resembles at this present moment the wizened head of a very shy tortoise that has just lost its nerve at the annual flipping WH Auden lookalike competition! But enough of my blathering, gentlemen, your expert thoughts, please, on the cock-grabbing case!
SOUTHGATE: Well, let's be honest, I've seen better grabs and I've seen better cocks. I have to be honest about that. This cock grab really never got going. A bit of foreskin, maybe, got tweaked, but the cameras didn't really allow us to see that for sure. The bottom line is the cock got brushed, maximum, and I'm afraid, although we want to be positive about all cock-grabbings, and we congratulate the attempt to make contact with the cock, this attempt left both parties very unsatisfied.
DIXON: I'm probably in a minority, but I really do think it was cock to hand. Rooney went for the cock but the cock got to him before he could get to it. I've seen that many times before at Arsenal. You've taken your eyes off it and it's in your hand and back out again before you can do anything about it. So I don't think you can blame Wayne, who was certainly up for it.
KEANE: I taut it was a disgrace, the whole ting. If yer goin to go in for the cock you have to look for it, reach for it and clutch it. Tight. Then twist. Dat's the only way. You're not trying to coax it out with a bit of cheese! You're not tryin' to tune the old wireless in the dark! You have to command the box and yank the damn ting out in one go. Dat's separating the men from the boys. Honestly, the whole move was shocking. Absolutely shocking! You may as well grab a vagina!
Look: there's a cock and there's a hand. The hand has to grab the cock. You can't worry about the consequences. You need power, precision and a prick. You grab it and it's done. End of story.
...Ohhh...Cock...
They should make the term 'cock grab' an essential part of the football pundit vocabulary.
So, gents: we come, dutifully if not merrily, to the first half cock grab. Um, to be frank, er, in this flipping weather I wouldn't fancy your chances of grabbing any part of my flipping cock because it's flipping gone and shrunk so much it resembles at this present moment the wizened head of a very shy tortoise that has just lost its nerve at the annual flipping WH Auden lookalike competition! But enough of my blathering, gentlemen, your expert thoughts, please, on the cock-grabbing case!
SOUTHGATE: Well, let's be honest, I've seen better grabs and I've seen better cocks. I have to be honest about that. This cock grab really never got going. A bit of foreskin, maybe, got tweaked, but the cameras didn't really allow us to see that for sure. The bottom line is the cock got brushed, maximum, and I'm afraid, although we want to be positive about all cock-grabbings, and we congratulate the attempt to make contact with the cock, this attempt left both parties very unsatisfied.
DIXON: I'm probably in a minority, but I really do think it was cock to hand. Rooney went for the cock but the cock got to him before he could get to it. I've seen that many times before at Arsenal. You've taken your eyes off it and it's in your hand and back out again before you can do anything about it. So I don't think you can blame Wayne, who was certainly up for it.
KEANE: I taut it was a disgrace, the whole ting. If yer goin to go in for the cock you have to look for it, reach for it and clutch it. Tight. Then twist. Dat's the only way. You're not trying to coax it out with a bit of cheese! You're not tryin' to tune the old wireless in the dark! You have to command the box and yank the damn ting out in one go. Dat's separating the men from the boys. Honestly, the whole move was shocking. Absolutely shocking! You may as well grab a vagina!
Look: there's a cock and there's a hand. The hand has to grab the cock. You can't worry about the consequences. You need power, precision and a prick. You grab it and it's done. End of story.
...Ohhh...Cock...
Man, how this forum has missed a macca special like this. 😀
Hahaha. Quality macca.
Just watched the clip.
THAT, I'm afraid, is the work of a genius.
THAT, I'm afraid, is the work of a genius.
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