Guardiola taking the piss out of Manure

[Woland]

http://gianlucadimarzio.com/it/guar...ima-mi-offre-pogba-e-mkhitaryan-e-poi-insulta

"This person" - says Pep obviously referring to Raiola - two months ago came to offer Mkhitaryan and Pogba to come and play with us at Manchester City. Yes, exactly, just two months ago. I'm not the kind of person who has to protect his players, but he can not bring his players to me like you do with a dog "

 

[Woland]

The reason this isn't all over the news yet is that it's embargoed until 10.30pm GMT

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[Hansern]

LOL

 

[the count]

 

[Woland]

Redcafe Meltdown:

It would be a cold day in hell before we sold any player to City. I'd like to think Raiola being the shrewd businessman he is knows this too, any discussion were probably for a better deal for Pogbas renewal.

Er... TEVEZ YOU FUCKING WANK

 

[keniget]

Bet Pogba wishes he could move to City.

 

[HC]

Lovely.

Can jose get his players to break some city limbs enroute to losing ?

 

[Woland]

 

[HC]

That is the fucking easiest bait from that journo ever. Pep barely fucking resisted ! Lol

 

[Woland]

Lovely.

Can jose get his players to break some city limbs enroute to losing ?

What a great idea.

A wank, I think.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Pep flips the script ahead of the united match

 

[doctor_mac]

This is amazing.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Ha that's mad.

Would love a draw and a few injuries

 

[Insignificance]

Ha that's mad.

Would love a draw and a few injuries

Thats the best you can hope for?

 

[MomoWASright]

I’d love City to win the title tomorrow. Getting loads of injuries along the way. And someone to boot Mourinho in the face. And another drop kicking Guardiola.

 

[Woland]

I’d love City to win the title tomorrow. Getting loads of injuries along the way. And someone to boot Mourinho in the face. And another drop kicking Guardiola.

Who wouldn't? I think we'd all be happy if a fully fuel laden 747 crashed into Middle Eastlands at about 6pm, but you can't have everything, and you can't have all these possibilities come true. More is the pity.

 

[MomoWASright]

Imagine the shit we could give Everton or Man U by beating them to win the league. Absolutely the stuff dreams are made of. Unless you add in it relegated them too.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Ha that's mad.

Would love a draw and a few injuries

Why in fuck's name would you want a draw? Just the injuries please.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I’d love City to win the title tomorrow. Getting loads of injuries along the way. And someone to boot Mourinho in the face. And another drop kicking Guardiola.

I'd prefer they didn't would knock their confidence

 

[Dreambeliever]

Why in fuck's name would you want a draw? Just the injuries please.

I don't want City to have any confidence going into Tuesday and I still think we can catch Utd

 

[RedStar]

Id love a City win followed an overly noisey title celbration that triggers sensitive manchild Jose and sparks another brawl with suspensions on bothsides

 

[MomoWASright]

I don't want City to have any confidence going into Tuesday and I still think we can catch Utd

Doesn’t that involve United getting as few points as possible?

 

[dantes]

It has long been established that maths isn't his strong point.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Doesn’t that involve United getting as few points as possible?

I want both so a draw is best

 

[manwithnoname]

Yeah, a draw and lots of injuries, aggro and suspensions.

 

[Fabio]

Yeah, a draw and lots of injuries, aggro and suspensions.

A dodgy lasagne or 2 as well

 

[Oncy]

Not for me. Id like City to win 8-0

 

[doctor_mac]

Not for me. Id like City to win 8-0

Nah, we want them to be trying to beat Spurs next week.

 

[the count]

Nah, we want them to be trying to beat Spurs next week.

to atone for being knocked out of the Champions League

 

[reuque]

Not for me. Id like City to win 8-0

I'd like that to be the first half score. Then Utd build up a comeback where there 7 goals come in between the 85th to 89th minute while City are just shitting liguid trying to figure out why their defence sucks, but they end up winning the game and of course the league. Deep inside each of the City players and staff though once they walk off that pitch, they realise that they can't really defend and come Tuesday raise a white flag to us.