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Gerrard to be Captain for England for the World Cup.
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so have i.
I preferred your earlier work
you're a true aficionado.
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40473.msg1113336#msg1113336 date=1275668751]
I have a feeling that, Captain or not, Gerrard is going to have a storming 'force of nature' World Cup
Hurray!
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bren' back!! YAY! 😀
I have a feeling that, Captain or not, Gerrard is going to have a storming 'force of nature' World Cup
Hurray!
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bren' back!! YAY! 😀
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113322#msg1113322 date=1275667813]
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=40473.msg1113376#msg1113376 date=1275671012]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113322#msg1113322 date=1275667813]
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
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"get your Chelsea 'at off, mate! "
Goughy's also saying Terry was rubbish for crying in Moscow.
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113322#msg1113322 date=1275667813]
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
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"get your Chelsea 'at off, mate! "
Goughy's also saying Terry was rubbish for crying in Moscow.
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=40473.msg1113376#msg1113376 date=1275671012]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113322#msg1113322 date=1275667813]
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
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Well, Goughy can talk the most unbelievable shite at times too, but he's right about this.
Couldn't agree more about Cnuty who, in addition to his Chelsea bias (he works for them FFS), has to be the worst interrupter I've ever heard in broadcasting, even worse than Paxman. If he ever interviewed me and behaved like that I'd be sorely tempted to chin the bastard.
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113322#msg1113322 date=1275667813]
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
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Well, Goughy can talk the most unbelievable shite at times too, but he's right about this.
Couldn't agree more about Cnuty who, in addition to his Chelsea bias (he works for them FFS), has to be the worst interrupter I've ever heard in broadcasting, even worse than Paxman. If he ever interviewed me and behaved like that I'd be sorely tempted to chin the bastard.
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=40473.msg1113403#msg1113403 date=1275674781]
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=40473.msg1113376#msg1113376 date=1275671012]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113322#msg1113322 date=1275667813]
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
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Well, Goughy can talk the most unbelievable shite at times too, but he's right about this.
Couldn't agree more about Cnuty who, in addition to his Chelsea bias (he works for them FFS), has to be the worst interrupter I've ever heard in broadcasting, even worse than Paxman. If he ever interviewed me and behaved like that I'd be sorely tempted to chin the bastard.
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Indeed, Goughy was advocating Keegan to replace Rafa !
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=40473.msg1113376#msg1113376 date=1275671012]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113322#msg1113322 date=1275667813]
Predictably, Talksport's Jason "I love the taste of Brave John Terry's anus" Cunty is having a heart attack trying to convince everyone that the slitty-eyed tramp should be captain.
Spring onion-headed Cunty.
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yup, unbelievable call, he gets right up my nose he does..
Goughy (bless him) is having none of it...
[/quote]
Well, Goughy can talk the most unbelievable shite at times too, but he's right about this.
Couldn't agree more about Cnuty who, in addition to his Chelsea bias (he works for them FFS), has to be the worst interrupter I've ever heard in broadcasting, even worse than Paxman. If he ever interviewed me and behaved like that I'd be sorely tempted to chin the bastard.
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Indeed, Goughy was advocating Keegan to replace Rafa !
Who is Goughy?
Its scripted for England to win the WC with Captain Invincible at the helm. Crouch to score the winner. The chips are falling into place.
Amazing how Essien, Ballack, Drogba and now Rio is missing the WC. I couldn't have scripted it better. Torres is back in training. Brilliant!
Amazing how Essien, Ballack, Drogba and now Rio is missing the WC. I couldn't have scripted it better. Torres is back in training. Brilliant!
If gerrard does have a champions league 2005-esque world cup and drives England to a (let's be honest) totally unlikely victory, well as an England fan of course I'll be over the moon. But as a Liverpool fan I'll feel a bit short changed. I've felt all season that he was sandbagging and that would kinda prove it.
That said I could never begrudge probably our best player ever anything. And I am England too so no harm no foul.
That said I could never begrudge probably our best player ever anything. And I am England too so no harm no foul.
Forget Terry, he is the next one to get injured. Carra will be partnering King in the middle.
It did feel like Gerrard was sandbagging. Maybe he just had enough of Rafa? Winning the WC will make the lads even hungrier to well domestically. I chuffed that he is captain because he should have got it from the start!
It did feel like Gerrard was sandbagging. Maybe he just had enough of Rafa? Winning the WC will make the lads even hungrier to well domestically. I chuffed that he is captain because he should have got it from the start!
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=40473.msg1113502#msg1113502 date=1275683885]
Who is Goughy?
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Darren Gough. Ex England cricketer. Thick as fuck Yorkshireman though. That radio station is worse to listen to than tinnitus.
Who is Goughy?
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Darren Gough. Ex England cricketer. Thick as fuck Yorkshireman though. That radio station is worse to listen to than tinnitus.
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[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=40473.msg1113502#msg1113502 date=1275683885]
Who is Goughy?
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Darren Gough. Ex England cricketer. Thick as fuck Yorkshireman though. That radio station is worse to listen to than tinnitus.
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True, but I just can't fucking stop listening.
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=40473.msg1113502#msg1113502 date=1275683885]
Who is Goughy?
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Darren Gough. Ex England cricketer. Thick as fuck Yorkshireman though. That radio station is worse to listen to than tinnitus.
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True, but I just can't fucking stop listening.
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=40473.msg1113531#msg1113531 date=1275685215]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=40473.msg1113502#msg1113502 date=1275683885]
Who is Goughy?
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And he talks about football? Weird.
England are not going to win the World Cup, btw. Why don't we all just get that idea out of our heads. It will be won by Brazil, Spain, Italy, Germany, Argentina or even fucking France. England are perennial losers.
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=40473.msg1113502#msg1113502 date=1275683885]
Who is Goughy?
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And he talks about football? Weird.
England are not going to win the World Cup, btw. Why don't we all just get that idea out of our heads. It will be won by Brazil, Spain, Italy, Germany, Argentina or even fucking France. England are perennial losers.
Oh God, I fucked up the quote thing. I must be pissed...
Well in Sam. And why dont you stick a few more teams on your list of potential WC winners, you seem to be keeping your options to a minimum.
I am delighted for Gerrard. Shame it comes on the back of a forgettable season for us, but I wish him all the best and hope he is lifting that magic trophy in July. It would bring some much needed joy and excitement to our dressing room, like the Euro trophy did nearly 2 years ago when the Spaniards came back with it.
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113513#msg1113513 date=1275684588]
As you may have realised, Oncy, I'm arsed about England, but, the thought of Stevie lifting the World Cup gives me a semi.......especially if it goes to pennos and Jamie scores the decider.
And Brave John Terry gets kidnapped and fed to hyenas.
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Upon reflection, the only realistic portion of the above is my desire to have the Chelsea captain consumed by a pack of four-legged Ronaldos.
As you may have realised, Oncy, I'm arsed about England, but, the thought of Stevie lifting the World Cup gives me a semi.......especially if it goes to pennos and Jamie scores the decider.
And Brave John Terry gets kidnapped and fed to hyenas.
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Upon reflection, the only realistic portion of the above is my desire to have the Chelsea captain consumed by a pack of four-legged Ronaldos.
one of the weirdest moments of my life was when terry got wellied in the face against arsenal. i was actually worried that he was seriously hurt.
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113573#msg1113573 date=1275687824]
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=40473.msg1113575#msg1113575 date=1275688001]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113573#msg1113573 date=1275687824]
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
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Riiiight.
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113573#msg1113573 date=1275687824]
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
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Riiiight.
Only in Taiwan Skully. The RSPCA would have you done here.
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[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=40473.msg1113575#msg1113575 date=1275688001]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113573#msg1113573 date=1275687824]
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
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Riiiight.
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at least let me pretend that i've had sex, you bastard.
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=40473.msg1113575#msg1113575 date=1275688001]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113573#msg1113573 date=1275687824]
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
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Riiiight.
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at least let me pretend that i've had sex, you bastard.
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=40473.msg1113584#msg1113584 date=1275688641]
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[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=40473.msg1113575#msg1113575 date=1275688001]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113573#msg1113573 date=1275687824]
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
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Riiiight.
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at least let me pretend that i've had sex, you bastard.
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Ok, as you were.
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113579#msg1113579 date=1275688248]
[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=40473.msg1113575#msg1113575 date=1275688001]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40473.msg1113573#msg1113573 date=1275687824]
Are you mental ?
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it turns out that, when faced with the actual possible death of jay tea, i'm a complete pussy.
you are what you eat, hey.
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Riiiight.
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at least let me pretend that i've had sex, you bastard.
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Ok, as you were.
I fell out of love with England a long time ago but this England side just became a whole lot more appealing... Gerrard as captain? Carra the rock at the back? Crouchy banging them in? I don't even hate Rooney and Lampard with the same ferocity these days.
Nice timing!
Nice timing!
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