Gerrard out for 3 weeks

[tony]

That reminds of my summer in Toronto. Two lads I was staying with, one had a bit of jock rash and his mate gave him tiger balm and told him that's exactly what it's meant for.

By way of revenge, the guy got a teaspoon covered in tiger balm and shoved it up the other lads arse while he was asleep. The poor lad had to spend the best part of three days sitting in a bath of cold water

Ha ha. Yeah get that stuff on yer knob and you know all about it!

 

[Dreambeliever]

Not a huge loss in my opinion.

We haven't played him in an attacking role much this season and the game flies past him when in a dm role.

Henderson and Allen will be fine there. I wouldn't move Can.

 

[Farkmaster]

That reminds of my summer in Toronto. Two lads I was staying with, one had a bit of jock rash and his mate gave him tiger balm and told him that's exactly what it's meant for.

By way of revenge, the guy got a teaspoon covered in tiger balm and shoved it up the other lads arse while he was asleep. The poor lad had to spend the best part of three days sitting in a bath of cold water

Your friend rapes drunk people, and/or lies about using his finger.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Your "friend" rapes drunk people, and/or lies about using "his" finger.

Fixed

 

[cloggypop]

Your friend rapes drunk people, and/or lies about using his finger.

It's still rape with his finger.

 

[doctor_mac]

It's still rape with his finger.

Calm down rape alarmists. It was a teaspoon.

 

[cloggypop]

Calm down rape alarmists. It was a teaspoon.

Stop stirring!

 

[doctor_mac]

Stop stirring!

If he stirred *then* it was rape.