Gaston Ramirez

[mark1975]

Player with ideas above his station influenced by an agent intent on getting the most money possible without any real intent to secure the most successful future for his client. Same old.

He's a one trick pony who'll be at some Greek club in about two years, living it up with fit bird, nice house and fuck all footballing prospects.

 

[Red Astaire]

Player with ideas above his station influenced by an agent intent on getting the most money possible without any real intent to secure the most successful future for his client. Same old.

He's a one trick pony who'll be at some Greek club in about two years, living it up with fit bird, nice house and fuck all footballing prospects.

Ha ha - Aptly put mate.

 

[Rafiagra]

He's a one trick pony who'll be at some Greek club in about two years, living it up with fit bird, nice house and fuck all footballing prospects.

Life's a bitch huh?

 

[moron]

Funny that: - "...Liverpool? They have never presented a concrete offer."

We seem to do a lot of that don't we ?

LFC: "Hi - is it ok if we talk to your player X"

Other Shit Team: "Yes of course you can" (guy has a wank while on the phone coz he knows we are the sort of club that pays £35M for a total unknown)

LFC: "Ok thanks"

Other Shit Team: "Well lets talk money shall we ?" - guy just cum in his pants

LFC: "Perhaps Later"

Other Shit Team: Guy tells all his media buddies LFC enquires about Carlos Kickball, probably sell him to them for minimum £20M

Media: LFC in £16M bid for Carlos !!!!

Spurs: Levy makes an enquiry - other guy is now sticking a dildo up his backside.

Carlos and Agent: Your a great player, LFC are in for you, you need to hand in transfer request, fuck it - just don't turn up for the next few games just to show you want to leave and force the transfer.

LFC: Unsettles player by saying :- " We eqnuired about him - we always look into good players, but there is nothing to report".

Meanwhile other club in meltdown because we never get back to them - as we havn't got the cash anyway.

 

[StevieM]

Why's he sticking a dildo up his arse after he's cum - bit late to be doing that.

 

[LarryHagman]

Bit confused. Could you possibly produce that in swim-lane diagram format, clearly showing each key stakeholder. Highlight any inter-dependencies.
COB today, if that's OK.
Ciao.

 

[Fabio]

 

[moron]

Bit confused. Could you possibly produce that in swim-lane diagram format, clearly showing each key stakeholder. Highlight any inter-dependencies.
COB today, if that's OK.
Ciao.

I only do swim-lane diagrams for designing CRM workflows. The above conversation would be best represented by a state-transition diagram.

ciao

 

[King Binny]

Bologna President Albano Guaraldi warns talks with Southampton have collapsed, even if “Gaston Ramirez threatened me and said he won’t play here anymore.”

The Uruguayan international had claimed in several interviews last week that his move to the Saints was down to the final details, but the club was stunned and insisted no deal had been struck.

“There are no negotiations for Ramirez. Either he goes on our conditions or he stays here,” declared President Guaraldi on Sky Sport Italia.

“He is a player wanted above all abroad, but we want €15m net. Any other players included in the move have to be very interesting for us to accept them.

“Southampton did not give us guarantees and the talks for Ramirez’s transfer have been interrupted.”

The Bologna patron revealed Ramirez is trying every trick in the book to force through the transfer.

“The player is very angry with me, but he has to understand that his agent negotiated without our knowledge.

“Then Ramirez threatened me and said he won’t play here anymore, but I tried to explain the situation to me.

“I would’ve respected my promise to sell him, but his behaviour cannot be justified without guarantees. Players receive bad advice and I hope at the end of the transfer session everything can be sorted out.”

 

[mark1975]

Calciomercato in Italy claim an exclsuive today and say that Liverpool are back in the hunt for Bologna's Gaston Ramirez, and that a deal isn't too far from being done.

The potential transfer to Southampton has proved too complicated for the clubs to come to any conclusion on and with less than two days left of the transfer window left it could now be impossible to sort out. Calciomercato say that's where Liverpool come in.
They previously had several bids rejected for the Uruguayan with the highest being 14m, but are now apparently willing to pay a little more. Bologna want 20m all in one payment but that's not likely to happen so they must have a compromise situation already in mind at this stage of the window.

Liverpool have now offered a new idea which would see them take Ramirez on loan for a year and then further the transfer into a permanent deal next summer. The initial loan fee would be 5m and then, depending on appearances and achievements, they would pay Bologna a further 10m or 15m to make the deal complete.

Ramirez is keen on a move to the Premier League and has already agreed personal terms with Southampton. He's international team mates with both Suarez and Coates and was one of the Uruguayan players to have a couple of good flashes during the Olympics.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I hope not.

 

[Mystic]

If is was a guaranteed purchase price, they could be an interesting idea.

 

[LITTLE REDZ]

I hope not.

Twitter say he is having a medical with Southampton - CNN italian correspondant

 

[doctor_mac]

I've went cold on him big style.

 

[Glen C]

he doesn't impress me at all. Southampton is his level.

 

[dee]

I only do swim-lane diagrams for designing CRM workflows. The above conversation would be best represented by a state-transition diagram.

ciao

Oh fuck! I'm in the same business as Moron.

The shame of it

 

[Sunny]

Calciomercato in Italy claim an exclsuive today and say that Liverpool are back in the hunt for Bologna's Gaston Ramirez, and that a deal isn't too far from being done.

The potential transfer to Southampton has proved too complicated for the clubs to come to any conclusion on and with less than two days left of the transfer window left it could now be impossible to sort out. Calciomercato say that's where Liverpool come in.
They previously had several bids rejected for the Uruguayan with the highest being 14m, but are now apparently willing to pay a little more. Bologna want 20m all in one payment but that's not likely to happen so they must have a compromise situation already in mind at this stage of the window.

Liverpool have now offered a new idea which would see them take Ramirez on loan for a year and then further the transfer into a permanent deal next summer. The initial loan fee would be 5m and then, depending on appearances and achievements, they would pay Bologna a further 10m or 15m to make the deal complete.

Ramirez is keen on a move to the Premier League and has already agreed personal terms with Southampton. He's international team mates with both Suarez and Coates and was one of the Uruguayan players to have a couple of good flashes during the Olympics.

It's bollocks I've heard Mark. Just Bologna trying to get more out of Southampton