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Fuck me! Ten days until the charity shield!!

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Actually, I nearly forgot. My first house was at 7 Seaman Road. Every time I had to give my address I would say "7 Seaman Road, that's s-e-a-m-a-n" before they could crack a smile.

My mate sent me a postcard from Spain addressed to "7 Spunk Avenue" with the correct postcode & it got there
 
dogboy said:
There's a place called Muff about 30 minutes from where I grew up. This coupled with it being on a coast and having a petrol station called 'Top' lead to keyrings and the like with 'Top Muff' and 'Muff Diving School' on them.
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Used to go over the border to Muff for fuel and a poke when the exchange rate was decent many moons ago.

I also worked with a business that was located on Ringrash Road, not far from Muff in one sense but miles away in another.
 
peekay said:
I enjoyed the Origi batman montage from 28 minutes onward more than the new Batman movie. In fact, the montages associated with the Everton away and home games are genius.
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I got as far as the first match and the music was soooo egregiously bad I had to kill it
 
The Nomad said:
Some of it is good... Old man.
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Nothing “old man” about taste in music, throughout my life most popular music has been shit.

Given my taste is punk, harder rock you can see how that wouldn’t align with the soundtrack.

Navier Gene, Frank Carter, Bring me the horizon, Wargasm, Architects, Nothing but thieves, Palais Royale etc are on my current playlist
 
Wonder why they've selected King Power stadium, it only holds 32k. Whats wrong with Cardiff's Millennium stadium?
 
What’s the situation with the squad here peeps? I’m out of the loop a little with who’s fit and who’s not. A predicted line up? That would be cool. So Alisson is out so Adrian starts and Jota is out I think. So is Ox right? Then I guess the fact that bizarrely there’s another friendly to negotiate. Would Matip or Konote? start? Would Nunez start even. I’ve no idea because I’ve hardly watched any pre season games. Do you think Klopp gives a shit? I hope he does but I get that he might not. Bigger fish to fry in terms of importance next week at Craven Cottage. Oh and what about City? Will Haaland start? I heard he scored the other day but other than that I’ve read nothing about him. I’ll be watching the game though. It’s on in some pub in Cheddar so I think we’re heading there. Looking forward to it actually.
 
Red Astaire said:
What’s the situation with the squad here peeps? I’m out of the loop a little with who’s fit and who’s not. A predicted line up? That would be cool. So Alisson is out so Adrian starts and Jota is out I think. So is Ox right? Then I guess the fact that bizarrely there’s another friendly to negotiate. Would Matip or Konote? start? Would Nunez start even. I’ve no idea because I’ve hardly watched any pre season games. Do you think Klopp gives a shit? I hope he does but I get that he might not. Bigger fish to fry in terms of importance next week at Craven Cottage. Oh and what about City? Will Haaland start? I heard he scored the other day but other than that I’ve read nothing about him. I’ll be watching the game though. It’s on in some pub in Cheddar so I think we’re heading there. Looking forward to it actually.
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My guess

Adrian
Trent VVD Konate Robbo
Thiago Henderson Fabs
Salah Nunez Diaz

Although I wouldn't be surprised to see any of Ellliott, Carvalho, Matip or Firmino.

We have a friendly on Sunday as well, so he might even make more changes.
 
Is nobody concerned that we get a bit of a paddling tomorrow from citeh ?
 
HC said:
Is nobody concerned that we get a bit of a paddling tomorrow from citeh ?
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Not really. We win, great. We lose, maybe we panic buy a midfielder and ship Keita back to Germany.
 
HC said:
Is nobody concerned that we get a bit of a paddling tomorrow from citeh ?
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Yes, I’ll be gutted. Especially if Håland scores and Nūnez misses a sitter. 🙄

Then, I'll remember that the actual season hasn't even started.
 
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