The only good thing to involve Leeds - Alan Bennett's reference to it here:
BENNETT: How old was she, your, ah,…sex partner?
FORTUNE: Seventeen.
BENNETT: Seventeen?
FORTUNE: With pert young breasts that I oh so tenderly cupped and kissed, before fondling my loving way around all the sweet highways and byways of her fresh young body.
BENNETT: And then you put it in and jiggled it about a bit. How long did it take?
FORTUNE: Oh, I did a real text-book job: foreplay, afterplay, all the trimmings. I don’t suppose we had much change left out of three hours.
BENNETT: Three hours??! Jesus Christ! You could have been in Leeds in that time!