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Forgotten cunts of football

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Talking of cunts and cars, Scholes had his nicked the other morning when he left it running on the driveway to defrost it.
 
I would imagine that he lives in a more exclusive area ?

And, yet, an opportunist car thief was nearby.

Are they hiding in the bushes round there ?
 
I would imagine that he lives in a more exclusive area ?

Still, there was an opportunist car thief nearby, or are they hiding in the bushes round there ?

He lives in Oldham. I've never heard the words exclusive and Oldham in the same sentence unless the word shite was somewhere in between.
 
Anyone remember Gilles Grimaldi sneakily stepping on Gary McAllister's hand in a game years back? Gary Mac was sent off early in that game after a tackle. As Gary Mac sat on the floor with his arm extended behind him and his palm down on the pitch after the tackle, Grimaldi walked up behind him and stepped on his hand deliberately. Cowardly cunt of the highest order. Hated the wanker since then; before that I just strongly disliked his whiny self.

According to Wiki, he's currently the chief scout in France for the Gunners. I hope he's personally responsible for recommending the likes of failures like Squillacci, Chamakh, Gervinho, etc.
 
I remember that Grimandi incident too. For a moment I thought Heskey was going to lamp the cnut. It was almost certainly the most het-up Heskey ever got in a Liverpool shirt.
 
Does anyone remember Alan Shearer being a bit of a dirty bastard?
 
John Fashanu's gotta be right up there too on football's cunt list.

I know Shearer like to use the elbows now and again but in my opinion he's got nothing on Fashanu. I'm sure people remember the one he gave Gary Mabutt which gave him a fractured skull and eye socket and the cunt even got a couple of England caps too
 
Yeah he always seemed a bit of a gentle giant whenever I've seen him as a pundit.
I suppose most of the players mentioned on this thread were nasty cunts but most of them would try to win at all costs.
We need more nasty cunts in our squad and more winners.
We have a shower of poofs who would shit the course at crazy golf.
 
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