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Silver Sean

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I hate how some ex-players ingratiate themselves in the media and are reborn. Just like politician arseholes like Portillo and that utter cunt Widdecombe. But who have we forgotten too much about with their rebirth.
I'll start. Vinnie Jones. 'Oh but he's dead good in Lock, Stock and all them other action films and that. And he's dead funny'.
No he's not. He's a massive wankstain who should never have earned a penny from football. His tackle on Steve MacMahon in the first minute of Cup Final in '88 is enough. Dreadful, talentless hcking thug. He also scored a 25-yard volley into the Kop end once as I stood right behind the goal. Twat.

Who else?
 
Silver Sean said:
I hate how some ex-players ingratiate themselves in the media and are reborn. Just like politician arseholes like Portillo and that utter cunt Widdecombe. But who have we forgotten too much about with their rebirth.
I'll start. Vinnie Jones. 'Oh but he's dead good in Lock, Stock and all them other action films and that. And he's dead funny'.
No he's not. He's a massive wankstain who should never have earned a penny from football. His tackle on Steve MacMahon in the first minute of Cup Final in '88 is enough. Dreadful, talentless hcking thug. He also scored a 25-yard volley into the Kop end once as I stood right behind the goal. Twat.

Who else?
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Every twat on Sky with the exception of the little shit Neville who actually does talk some sense.

Most of them need the money so I can't blame them but the vast majority know fuck all about football - which is a tad surprising since they have been involved in the game for most of their lives. Take that annoying little bastard Solako, has he EVER said anything which wasn't a) dumb as fuck or b) so fucking obvious it wasn't worth saying?

There are way too many to list here but even Tommo is a twat at times on Sky, he walked off with millions when he and Ged left so not sure why he is on there looking like an arse. Great former captain of course, but as articulate as a retarded monkey who has the added burden of dealing with people laughing at him because of his massive hooter.
 
Red_Water said:
Every twat on Sky with the exception of the little shit Neville who actually does talk some sense.

Most of them need the money so I can't blame them but the vast majority know fuck all about football - which is a tad surprising since they have been involved in the game for most of their lives. Take that annoying little bastard Solako, has he EVER said anything which wasn't a) dumb as fuck or b) so fucking obvious it wasn't worth saying?

There are way too many to list here but even Tommo is a twat at times on Sky, he walked off with millions when he and Ged left so not sure why he is on there looking like an arse. Great former captain of course, but as articulate as a retarded monkey who has the added burden of dealing with people laughing at him because of his massive hooter.
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Fair enough. Was hoping this would be more a conversation about ex-players when they were players.
 
If you typed the word cunt or twat into the Scm search engine Silver Sean's name would come up at 400 times I reckon.
Not saying you're a cunt Sean you just like the word.
 
It is the perfect word to describe people like Vinnie Jones. It wasn't an offensive word until very recently. But now is the only word left to describe these people imo.
I also like the word twunt.
 
El Hajdi Diouf.

Plying his trade for Colin Wanker at Leeds. He hasn't changed. Plodding nobody who appeals for everything from the deck.

Cunt.
 
Trevor Steven.
Finished Jim Beglin's promising football career and loves to put us down whenever he can.
Cunt.
 
The height of embarrassment is his Twitter account. Look it up. He's basically going around begging for followers and living off 'past glories'.
 
I was at Chester watching the mini Derby around 2003 when Diao punched Jeffers in the face and got sent off. The only good thing he ever did in a red shirt..
 
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I was at Chester watching the mini Derby around 2003 when Diao punched Jeffers in the face and got sent off. The only good thing he ever did in a red shirt..
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I remember one good game from him when we went to Citeh (who were a long way short of where they are now obv.) in the Cup once and won 1-0. Agree otherwise.
 
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