Fergie to retire (confirmed)

[nealmac]

Apologies if this has already been posted, but that loon Paddy Crerand completely self-destructed yesterday in a radio interview:

Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand will be feeling a little embarrassed this afternoon following the news that Sir Alex Ferguson is retiring as United manager at the end of the season.
Reports were all over the back pages this morning, suggesting that Fergie was on the verge of stepping down, and Crerand appeared as a guest on the Newstalk 106-108FM breakfast show to angrily deny the stories, just minutes before the club made an official statement confirming Sir Alex's departure.
"I'm just laughing," said the United legend when quizzed about Sir Alex's departure from Old Trafford.
"I think people must sit up at night and think now, 'What can I do to make a sensational story?'
"I was at Manchester United last night for three hours, maybe longer than that, four hours... not a murmur about it."
"I think it's a load of rubbish."
What followed was a lengthy rant at the press, before stating that if Fergie was going to leave United, he'd know about it before the press pack did.
"I think I'd be closer to the situation at Manchester United than most of those press guys would be - and I don't believe a word of it."
At the end of the segment, the presenter joked: "I would love to play that back to Paddy if all it all turns out to be true!"

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Haha. Delighted for the hateful cunt.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Hahaha. The fucking muppet.

 

[Rosco]

Crerand is a regular on that show, he's fucking hilarious.

 

[Silver Sean]

*starts wanking*

Maybe he's about to become the latest big name caught up in Operation Yewtree. We can but hope.

 

[Athens]

Maybe he's about to become the latest big name caught up in Operation Yewtree. We can but hope.

Maybe that's why they had such a good youth set up, if you didn't play well you got savagely buggered by whiskey nose.

Squeaky bum time!

 

[Niall K]

They had Crerand back on Newstalk this morning and really wasted the opportunity to give him a good kicking

 

[King Binny]

 

[m.h.]

moyes is a red (ginger?) herring.

jose will be announced and moyes will be left stranded wondering where it all went wrong.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

Just think.... This time next year.... Man Utd in the Europa League spot & Everton in the relegation spot.

All those eyelashes I've found & made a wish on.....

Haha. Yeah, 'found'.

You position-abusing fucking pervert.

 

[Judge Jules]

O'Farrell was completely undermined by a meddling Busby who had moved up to the boardroom. Hopefully history will repeat itself.

Agreed in all respects.

 

[the count]

Everton confirm Moyes is leaving

 

[cloggypop]

Hughes to Everton and this is perfect.

 

[doctor_mac]

Hughes to Everton and this is perfect.

Nah, Dean Saunders please.

 

[the count]

Nah, Dean Saunders please.

Brendan Rodgers.

runs

 

[Jack D Rips]

Utd announced on their facebook account that Moyes was their new manager. Had to delete it.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Utd announced on their facebook account that Moyes was their new manager. Had to delete it.

I would too, but I'm wondering why you had them as friend in the first place?

 

[Jack D Rips]

I would too, but I'm wondering why you had them as friend in the first place?

Ha!. Can assure you I dont.

Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak37m
Manchester United mistakenly confirm on club's Facebook account that David Moyes is confirmed as new manager
Retweeted by Tony Barrett

 

[doctor_mac]

Brendan Rodgers.

runs

*throws stone at the disappearing figure*

 

[Oncy]

*throws stone at the disappearing figure*

Me and you Doc Mac, me and you.
*points at the doc*

 

[gkmacca]

Apparently Peter Odemwingie is sitting outside OT in his car. He says he fully expects to be named as Player/Manager.

 

[King Binny]

 

[Skullflower]

incredible stat that.

 

[doctor_mac]

*cue Rosco*

 

[Oncy]

Is that genuine? Surely not.

 

[doctor_mac]

Is that genuine? Surely not.

It is so.

 

[the count]

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes

30s​

David Moyes confirmed as #MUFC manager on a SIX-year contrac

tDan Roan ‏@danroan

1m​

Breaking: Moyes appointed new Man Utd manager. Will take over July 1st - 6 yr deal

 

[Athens]

6 years!!!!!

 

[doctor_mac]

That's Pardewesque in scale!

 

[gkmacca]

Odemwingie has now set off for Goodison

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

It's odd, most United fans don't seem to have wanted him, but they're happy he's got 6 years now that he's appointed.
Longevity is the way to go...yeah, it is, but only if you have the right man in place. Time will tell on Moyes.