Fatties XI
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Titi Camara. Not so much when he was playing for us, although he did always look like he has the potential to be fat - a kind of 'Fat Man Walking' - but certainly while he was playing for West Ham he really piled on the pounds. I remember him coming on as sub against us at Anfield and he could barely move.
[quote author=Richey link=topic=35985.msg948883#msg948883 date=1253700230]
Titi Camara. Not so much when he was playing for us, although he did always look like he has the potential to be fat - a kind of 'Fat Man Walking' - but certainly while he was playing for West Ham he really piled on the pounds. I remember him coming on as sub against us at Anfield and he could barely move.
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Yes, now 'Fat Man Walking' is a much more interesting category (with the annual Ronnie Whelan Award as an added attraction). Players who, once they stop training and playing and the metabolism slows down, will balloon in weight. Reina looks a possibility, as does Glen Johnson. John O'Shea will be fat as well as bald but for a classic irish comb-over.
Titi Camara. Not so much when he was playing for us, although he did always look like he has the potential to be fat - a kind of 'Fat Man Walking' - but certainly while he was playing for West Ham he really piled on the pounds. I remember him coming on as sub against us at Anfield and he could barely move.
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Yes, now 'Fat Man Walking' is a much more interesting category (with the annual Ronnie Whelan Award as an added attraction). Players who, once they stop training and playing and the metabolism slows down, will balloon in weight. Reina looks a possibility, as does Glen Johnson. John O'Shea will be fat as well as bald but for a classic irish comb-over.
I know you defended Dossena before, macca, but he's a prime candidate for this, going back to all that pasta and such.
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=35985.msg948898#msg948898 date=1253701398]
I know you defended Dossena before, macca, but he's a prime candidate for this, going back to all that pasta and such.
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Oh yes, Dossie is a Fat Man Walking, no doubt! At the moment he's just a Mesomorph Jogging.
I know you defended Dossena before, macca, but he's a prime candidate for this, going back to all that pasta and such.
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Oh yes, Dossie is a Fat Man Walking, no doubt! At the moment he's just a Mesomorph Jogging.
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[quote author=Richey link=topic=35985.msg948883#msg948883 date=1253700230]
Titi Camara. Not so much when he was playing for us, although he did always look like he has the potential to be fat - a kind of 'Fat Man Walking' - but certainly while he was playing for West Ham he really piled on the pounds. I remember him coming on as sub against us at Anfield and he could barely move.
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Yes, now 'Fat Man Walking' is a much more interesting category (with the annual Ronnie Whelan Award as an added attraction). Players who, once they stop training and playing and the metabolism slows down, will balloon in weight. Reina looks a possibility, as does Glen Johnson. John O'Shea will be fat as well as bald but for a classic irish comb-over.
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There are a few. Although many will claim that Rooney is fat now (he isn't really of course) I am sure he will be when he stops playing. I have a feeling that Dean Ashton and Paul Robinson will be too.
[quote author=Richey link=topic=35985.msg948883#msg948883 date=1253700230]
Titi Camara. Not so much when he was playing for us, although he did always look like he has the potential to be fat - a kind of 'Fat Man Walking' - but certainly while he was playing for West Ham he really piled on the pounds. I remember him coming on as sub against us at Anfield and he could barely move.
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Yes, now 'Fat Man Walking' is a much more interesting category (with the annual Ronnie Whelan Award as an added attraction). Players who, once they stop training and playing and the metabolism slows down, will balloon in weight. Reina looks a possibility, as does Glen Johnson. John O'Shea will be fat as well as bald but for a classic irish comb-over.
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There are a few. Although many will claim that Rooney is fat now (he isn't really of course) I am sure he will be when he stops playing. I have a feeling that Dean Ashton and Paul Robinson will be too.
someone is forgetting a dead cert in the line up... *coughs*
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35985.msg948991#msg948991 date=1253710897]
Anyone who thinks 'fat' Frank is really fat is frankly thick.
It's just a nickname after that bloke from Eastenders.
Rooney however, is a fat cunt.
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Coming from the guy who thinks Fernando's wife's bum is massive.
Anyone who thinks 'fat' Frank is really fat is frankly thick.
It's just a nickname after that bloke from Eastenders.
Rooney however, is a fat cunt.
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Coming from the guy who thinks Fernando's wife's bum is massive.
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Huh, Rooney isn't fat.
As if United would allow it. He's not exactly ripped as you can see in his latest 'hair'-shaving Nike ad. Rather he's just a stocky, strong fucker.
As if United would allow it. He's not exactly ripped as you can see in his latest 'hair'-shaving Nike ad. Rather he's just a stocky, strong fucker.
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[quote author=nealmac link=topic=35985.msg948994#msg948994 date=1253711705]
There was a time a few years back, when Lampard had a few extra pounds on him, if memory serves me correctly.
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Correct. At West Ham they put him on some special diet.
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Yes, roasted black people.
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There was a time a few years back, when Lampard had a few extra pounds on him, if memory serves me correctly.
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Correct. At West Ham they put him on some special diet.
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Yes, roasted black people.
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[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35985.msg948991#msg948991 date=1253710897]
Anyone who thinks 'fat' Frank is really fat is frankly thick.
It's just a nickname after that bloke from Eastenders.
Rooney however, is a fat cunt.
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Coming from the guy who thinks Fernando's wife's bum is massive.
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In that pic - it was hefty.....mind you, she did just pop out a kid so it's completely understandable.
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35985.msg948991#msg948991 date=1253710897]
Anyone who thinks 'fat' Frank is really fat is frankly thick.
It's just a nickname after that bloke from Eastenders.
Rooney however, is a fat cunt.
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Coming from the guy who thinks Fernando's wife's bum is massive.
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In that pic - it was hefty.....mind you, she did just pop out a kid so it's completely understandable.
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[quote author=themn link=topic=35985.msg948999#msg948999 date=1253711844]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35985.msg948991#msg948991 date=1253710897]
Anyone who thinks 'fat' Frank is really fat is frankly thick.
It's just a nickname after that bloke from Eastenders.
Rooney however, is a fat cunt.
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Coming from the guy who thinks Fernando's wife's bum is massive.
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In that pic - it was hefty.....mind you, she did just pop out a kid so it's completely understandable.
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No it wasn't. It was normal but nice to hear you're giving her some leeway.
[quote author=themn link=topic=35985.msg948999#msg948999 date=1253711844]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35985.msg948991#msg948991 date=1253710897]
Anyone who thinks 'fat' Frank is really fat is frankly thick.
It's just a nickname after that bloke from Eastenders.
Rooney however, is a fat cunt.
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Coming from the guy who thinks Fernando's wife's bum is massive.
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In that pic - it was hefty.....mind you, she did just pop out a kid so it's completely understandable.
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No it wasn't. It was normal but nice to hear you're giving her some leeway.
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