Fatties XI

[Rosco]

A thread inspired by watching Dossena shuffling up and down the touchline to little or no effect tonight.

So I'm thinking, what is the fattest Premiership XI you can come up with ?

I'd have to have Dossena and Ruddock in the back four.

Andy Reid is a cert for midfield.

Hartson up front alongside Viduka.


Any others ?

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Pressman

 

[refugee]

[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=35985.msg948627#msg948627 date=1253657265]
Pressman
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Paddy Kenny?

 

[Rosco]

So far then:

--------P. Kenny

------ Ruddock ------ ------- Dossena

------- Lampard ---- Huddlestone---A. Reid

--------- Viduka ------- Hartson

 

[ricobats]

Lampard

 

[Rosco]

haha I can't believe I forgot him

 

[ricobats]

Huddlestone

 

[A_K_Q_J_10]

I can't believe that Neville Southall isn't the keeper.

 

[keniget]

Molby and Barnes

 

[ricobats]

Campo

 

[franklyfrank]

Crouch.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

Gazza?

 

[Hamaan]

Not all premiership but some fatties here


Southall

Brolin

Average Scouse guy aka Micky Quin

Ronaldo

Maradonna

Goofy

 

[irishred]

Boruc is turning into a bit of a fatty. But other goalkeepers already mentioned deserve the position more.

If you were doing the no necks XI, Bellamy and Palacios would be definite starters.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Sorry to state the obvious, but am I the only one recoiling at the irony of Ross starting this thread?

Does Rooney get into this side? Surely on the bench at least.

 

[Brizzle]

Dean Windass

 

[Brizzle]

[quote author=darkstarexodus link=topic=35985.msg948681#msg948681 date=1253669124]
Sorry to state the obvious, but am I the only one recoiling at the irony of Ross starting this thread?

Does Rooney get into this side? Surely on the bench at least.
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Well Ross isn't paid to be an athlete, so possibly.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Hartson is dying is he not?

Fowler.

 

[Mistadobalina]

Jan Molby was the greatest fat man of our times.

 

[Squiggles]

Andy Reid was very fat for a while.

 

[Fox]

makes me laugh that Andy Reid is getting "loving" from Steve Bruce for shedding the pounds, the fat cunt has been a pro for years and never been able to do it, needs shooting.

He is a real talent and could of made it to the top if he could avoid the bargain buckets.

Le Tiss has to be the best every lardy

 

[gkmacca]

It seems as though any player with a body shape other than an ectomorph is automatically classified as a bloater by fans. Dossena isn't actually overweight at all, for gawd's sake. Andy Reid is. Neville Southall was egregiously so.

 

[Judge Jules]

Reid is indeed a bit of a wobblebottom, but he's having a very good season so far.

 

[Mors]

Dont forget Lampard

 

[Vanbasten84]

Neil Ruddock - Transfer-listed by Swindon after arriving back at the club overweight. At one stage, Razor even had to have his shorts specially made. For that fact alone, he takes the No.1 spot.

 

[Fox]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=35985.msg948831#msg948831 date=1253697198]
It seems as though any player with a body shape other than an ectomorph is automatically classified as a bloater by fans. Dossena isn't actually overweight at all, for gawd's sake. Andy Reid is. Neville Southall was egregiously so.
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Reid is now a lean mean fighting machine Macca, he apparantly lost 9 kilos in pre season, WOW



lazy muncher, all those years it ws supposed to be "just his frame"

 

[Vanbasten84]

Mellor and Parkin up front..wat a pair of swines

 

[themn]

[quote author=Fox link=topic=35985.msg948844#msg948844 date=1253697745]
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=35985.msg948831#msg948831 date=1253697198]
It seems as though any player with a body shape other than an ectomorph is automatically classified as a bloater by fans. Dossena isn't actually overweight at all, for gawd's sake. Andy Reid is. Neville Southall was egregiously so.
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Reid is now a lean mean fighting machine Macca, he apparantly lost 9 kilos in pre season, WOW



lazy muncher, all those years it ws supposed to be "just his frame"
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Bollocks is he.

That tub bucket is still Hut-sized.

 

[gkmacca]

Richard Dunn did used to look remarkably porcine during Keegan's time at City, but he's slimmed down now. I'm amazed anyone survives these days unless they're in tip top shape, given the body fat checks etc.

 

[nealmac]

Great thread.

Southall, Gazza, Maradonna, Ruddock, Ronaldinhio, Lampard and Rooney all spring to mind.