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Everton Vs Liverpool Match Thread

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God, so many know-it-all fuckwits on here.
We're away in the derby, have restricted them to fuck all and dealt with them comfortably. We've silenced the crowd and now go into the second half with them having blown their wad already. We will rope a dope these twats, just as Klopp intended. It's a game of 90 minutes and the plan is going fine.
 
Once our forwards get their first touch right, we will be okay. Mane, Firmino and Origi have all had touches like elephants in that half.

I'd make no subs at half time, but would have Can on standby.
Cos they all shit out, every time a blue shirt came steaming in they panicked.

This team needs some fucking balls.
 
We ended the half showing some semblance of control, which is a huge improvement on the way we started it - hoofing the ball out of our own penalty box in a blind panic. So that's good!

I think decision making has been a big problem (along with the obvious shit first touches, and awful passes). At times we slow the play down needlessly and at others try a hopeful more than anything first time pass and lose possession.

Henderson needs to sort himself out. He's been too sluggish and oddly absent so far. Origi is okay running the channels but we seem to struggle with him up top.

I don't really have any bright ideas as to how to drastically improve our situation. The players on the field as a collective are better than Everton. They just need to stop being so shit.
 
God, so many know-it-all fuckwits on here.
We're away in the derby, have restricted them to fuck all and dealt with them comfortably. We've silenced the crowd and now go into the second half with them having blown their wad already. We will rope a dope these twats, just as Klopp intended. It's a game of 90 minutes and the plan is going fine.

Sean knows
 
God, so many know-it-all fuckwits on here.
We're away in the derby, have restricted them to fuck all and dealt with them comfortably. We've silenced the crowd and now go into the second half with them having blown their wad already. We will rope a dope these twats, just as Klopp intended. It's a game of 90 minutes and the plan is going fine.

I'll rope a dope your nose if you dont shut the fuck up.
 
We need lots of short, quick passing, better movement, and much, much, cooler heads. Mane needs to remember he's got frightening pace and he needs to use it, not keep turning back infield. It's coming up to that time when Dean remembers he can book people, so we need a few cute falls to get these thugs on a yellow.
 
Nah, he's been anodyne. We need more authority and presence from our midfield. He's allowed Everton to dominate and hasn't tackled or created enough.

His dreadful goalscoring record is also a worry, given that's the only reason I ever wanted him.

Lovren has been our only top quality performer.

He's been 'anodyne' ?

I bet thats the first time that word has ever been used to describe anything related to football
 
Worst 1st half this season we were outthought, outfought and outplayed.

Lovren and Klavan were excellent, the rest were shite.

Awful first touch under pressure and Origi isn't strong enough up top in this sort of game.

At least it's 0-0

Hopefully Everton drop off 2nd half and we can create something
 
Nah, he's been anodyne. We need more authority and presence from our midfield. He's allowed Everton to dominate and hasn't tackled or created enough.

His dreadful goalscoring record is also a worry, given that's the only reason I ever wanted him.

Lovren has been our only top quality performer.
You seem to have these days boiled every single outfield player down to 'do they score enough'
Its very weird.
 
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