Enter Shaqiri (Done Deal!)

[rurikbird]

Cunt seems more interested in body building than playing football. His upper body is one of the most absurdly comical sights in football. If he lost weight, I have no doubt he'd be a far more effective footballer.

Fekir is a bit like that too, but not quite to the same absurd degree. Hopefully Klopp will ask him to tone down a bit if he's signed.

 

[gkmacca]

They told Gomez to cut it out when he worked too much with the weights. If they thought Gomez was overdoing it, they'll pass out from shock if Shaqiri turns up.

 

[Matt]

So the thread title has nothing at all to do with Enter Shikari (the British Rock band)?

Because if it did, then ....

You know what, I can’t be arsed.

 

[Y1]

I thought it was Shakira!

https://goo.gl/images/Dc9BA3

 

[SummerOnions]

So the thread title has nothing at all to do with Enter Shikari (the British Rock band)?

Because if it did, then ....

You know what, I can’t be arsed.

Sorry he's not any thinner?

 

[gkmacca]

In the Echo today: 'Shaqiri will shortly travel to Russia for the World Cup with Switzerland'. He 'shortly' travels everywhere!

 

[Ossi]

Fekir is a bit like that too, but not quite to the same absurd degree. Hopefully Klopp will ask him to tone down a bit if he's signed.

Fabinho is really skinny but regarded as strong/physical....strange. Footballers of today look more and more like ski jumpers.

 

[manwithnoname]

Fabinho is really skinny but regarded as strong/physical....strange. Footballers of today look more and more like ski jumpers.

What the actual fuck?

 

[Dreambeliever]

I'm still utterly confused by the thread title.

But lets say we are interested in him ... where does he fit in ?

Our system works best when we have real pace in our front three but Shaqiri doesn't have any.

Can he play through the middle ?

Is his middle name Malcolm?

 

[keniget]

What the actual fuck?

Where is spider-neil when you need him?

 

[Hansern]

Its a spitting image of Shaqiri

 

[manwithnoname]

Found Lucas's ski jump double

 

[manwithnoname]

Damn you Hansern. DAMN YOU TO HELL

 

[Hansern]

Damn you Hansern. DAMN YOU TO HELL

Hahaha! You had the better picture though.

*kicks stone

 

[manwithnoname]

Hahaha! You had the better picture though.

*kicks stone

Yes, that extra effort meant I was second though. I found (and discarded) your shitty image at once.

Anyway, I still don't understand the ski jumper comparison. Are they all the same? Are they tall? Short? Thin? Fat? WHAT?

 

[Ossi]

Yes, that extra effort meant I was second though. I found (and discarded) your shitty image at once.

Anyway, I still don't understand the ski jumper comparison. Are they all the same? Are they tall? Short? Thin? Fat? WHAT?

 

[Ossi]

Yes, that extra effort meant I was second though. I found (and discarded) your shitty image at once.

Anyway, I still don't understand the ski jumper comparison. Are they all the same? Are they tall? Short? Thin? Fat? WHAT?

They need to eat more sandwiches.

The white Fabinho?

 

[manwithnoname]

Getting a reassuring C3-PO vibe here

 

[Rosco]

They told Gomez to cut it out when he worked too much with the weights. If they thought Gomez was overdoing it, they'll pass out from shock if Shaqiri turns up.

It looks like Shaqiri is eating the weights

 

[jan]

Doing a great job lifting up a cigarette the fucking midget

 

[jan]

I really don't want him and the thread title is shit too

 

[ILD]

I really don't want him and the thread title is shit too

Presume it's a play in the emo rock band Enter Shikari.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Cant believe he's only 26.

 

[dogboy]

Cant believe he's only 26.

He's from Ghana.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Cant believe he's only 26.

But he did plays like he's 27

 

[gkmacca]

He's from Ghana.

He's Ghana be 27 soon.

 

[Oncy]

I really don't want him and the thread title is shit too

Should have seen the fucking hack of it before

 

[Oncy]

Doing a great job lifting up a cigarette the fucking midget

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[jan]

Presume it's a play in the emo rock band Enter Shikari.

Should have seen the fucking hack of it before

I'm sure it was called something far worse when I posted that

 

[Oncy]

I'm sure it was called something far worse when I posted that

I cant even remember Jan. something like ‘hack hack my pecks dont lie’
It was cunt.