England Vs Canada.

[Oncy]

Fuck it im watching it.

It cant be THAT much worse than us last year.

 

[C/O]

I'll be watching it too, brother.

The woman is Canadian, and is mad up for it. We're currently doing the long distance thing for a few months, so will be skyping during it.

I'll be supporting the English, against every bone in my body.

 

[Oncy]

Awww man now ill be thinking about you masterbating in front of your iPad while im trying to wank to the lovely ladies.

 

[C/O]

Hahaha.

Skype do 3 way calls you know.

We can call it an accident tomorrow.

 

[Oncy]

😱

 

[cloggypop]

This is gayer than that fitness thread.

 

[C/O]

The whole site seems to have gone a bit gay today.
Sexcrazymisters.com.

Anyway, who's got the best looking team? I'd have to go for the US. The French aren't too shabby either.

Edit- women's team

 

[gkmacca]

The whole site seems to have gone a bit gay today.
Sexcrazymisters.com.

Anyway, who's got the best looking team? I'd have to go for the US. The French aren't too shabby either.

Edit- women's team

The basic problem with your women's football is the dearth of busty substances. It's a flat-chested game for the ladies, which means, as David Bowie would say, it's no game for men. It's more like lesbian speed dating on a lawn.

 

[Irish_Red]

Good,finish.

 

[Gary25]

Been in the boozer since 6, just home with a curry and I can't believe I'm contemplating watching this shite.

 

[cloggypop]

Been in the boozer since 6, just home with a curry and I can't believe I'm contemplating watching this shite.

Don't do it. Get on Glastonbury on iplayer.

 

[Oncy]

Its been alright.

 

[Mystic]

What channels it on?

 

[C/O]

What channels it on?

Bbc 1

 

[Gary25]

Its been alright.

It actually has. Nasty looking eye injury for England keeper there.

 

[C/O]

If they could sort out the referees, it would be a lot better.
That being said, the technical side of women's football has come on so much since I last seen a match.

 

[Oncy]

Its a proper football match. Much more physical and of a higher standard than I thought.
Far less hair pulling and slapping.

 

[C/O]

I wonder does it hurt their dirty pillows when they chest the ball?

 

[Oncy]

Or turn them on?

 

[Oncy]

Imagine being married to their keeper.

Eeeeesh.

 

[cloggypop]

You convinced me to give it a go.

Watched about 3 minutes then stuck Run The Jewels on from Glastonbury.

 

[Gary25]

Must be so difficult for Pearce or whoever commentating on this ladies World Cup not to come out with a few unintentional sexual innuendos during a match.

 

[irishred]

Haha full on psycho.

Edit: ...The Canadian keeper, not you Gary.

 

[Oncy]

They should have Richard Keys and Ron Atkinson commentating.

It would be aces.

 

[Oncy]

Loads of them are distraught and crying now.

You know what that means..... its masterbation time.

 

[StevieM]

Loads of them are distraught and crying now.

You know what that means..... its masterbation time.

You like to masterbate to butch, crying women?

Your porn stash must be horrible.

 

[irishred]

Anyone watching this interview with the Geordie manager of the Canadian team, `I'm gutted.....ah shit`.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Fucking hell... hate to lose such an important -- oh wait, is that any other sporting event? Moving along now...

Seriously though, a bit sad not to progress to the semis on hone soil.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

O Canada! Jim Carey, William Shatner, Michael J. Fox, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers. . . Stephen Harper can you hear me? Stephen Harper, your girls took a hell of a beating.

 

[StevieM]

O Canada! Jim Carey, William Shatner, Michael J. Fox, Justin Bieber, Mike Myers. . . Stephen Harper can you hear me? Stephen Harper, your girls took a hell of a beating.

Canada will now force Bryan Adams, Celene Dion & Shania Twain to move to the UK in a devastating attack with weapons of mass destruction.