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[ILD]

A witness who saw Diouf's bodyguards - reportedly Senegalese wrestlers - come to his aid, said Diouf was drunk and shouting, "You're all zero, you're poor, you're not connected".

Classy guy

That was someone's signature on him for a while I think? Maybe Dirkus?

 

[Judge Jules]

It gets even madder:

"Gerrard is just jealous. What I achieved in football, he never managed," continued Diouf.

In fairness this is absolutely correct. Becoming a non-scoring no.9, hated more by your own fans than by the opposition, was some achievement.

 

[kingjulian]

If shitty footballers are considered a separate race, then he Stevie was probably a racist.

 

[localny]

Babel doesn't exactly scream a defence does he?

Yeah I thought that.

 

[Halmeister]

Diouf once stopped me in Tesco and asked me where the chocolate was. I didn't even work there.

True story.