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RafasShanksLC
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Looked out the window and saw a little fella struggling to get on a bench. Was gonna go out, pick him up and put him on the bench but thought he may take offence. He got on it the end and got back off 30 seconds later. Waste of energy.
why's nobody taking me seriously? i'm deffo coming :-*
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RafasShanksLC
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Today was a very Dark day and my theory that the world had reversed it's direction of orbit was laughed at. I also decided to adopt Scientology and have discovered Tom Cruise is at Thetan level 7... what a man. If anyone can protects us from the Evil lord Xenu, it's Tom.
I've been thinking about Midgets today. If one started on me, would I be within my rights to kick one and would they resort to bollock biting? I hope I never have to make the decision.
No wanks today.
I've been thinking about Midgets today. If one started on me, would I be within my rights to kick one and would they resort to bollock biting? I hope I never have to make the decision.
No wanks today.
[quote author=Bristow link=topic=16792.msg467350#msg467350 date=1200627672]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467316#msg467316 date=1200611488]
I've been thinking about Midgets today.
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I have a fear of midgets!
No idea why.. so i guess its a pretty irrational fear :-\
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I've never seen midget porn, am i missing out?
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467316#msg467316 date=1200611488]
I've been thinking about Midgets today.
[/quote]
I have a fear of midgets!
No idea why.. so i guess its a pretty irrational fear :-\
[/quote]
I've never seen midget porn, am i missing out?
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RafasShanksLC
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[quote author=ILD link=topic=16792.msg467518#msg467518 date=1200657070]
[quote author=Bristow link=topic=16792.msg467350#msg467350 date=1200627672]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467316#msg467316 date=1200611488]
I've been thinking about Midgets today.
[/quote]
I have a fear of midgets!
No idea why.. so i guess its a pretty irrational fear :-\
[/quote]
I've never seen midget porn, am i missing out?
[/quote]
No, it's half the fun of regular porn.
[quote author=Bristow link=topic=16792.msg467350#msg467350 date=1200627672]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467316#msg467316 date=1200611488]
I've been thinking about Midgets today.
[/quote]
I have a fear of midgets!
No idea why.. so i guess its a pretty irrational fear :-\
[/quote]
I've never seen midget porn, am i missing out?
[/quote]
No, it's half the fun of regular porn.
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467520#msg467520 date=1200657319]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=16792.msg467518#msg467518 date=1200657070]
[quote author=Bristow link=topic=16792.msg467350#msg467350 date=1200627672]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467316#msg467316 date=1200611488]
I've been thinking about Midgets today.
[/quote]
I have a fear of midgets!
No idea why.. so i guess its a pretty irrational fear :-\
[/quote]
I've never seen midget porn, am i missing out?
[/quote]
No, it's half the fun of regular porn.
[/quote]
It's the diet coke of porn!!
[quote author=ILD link=topic=16792.msg467518#msg467518 date=1200657070]
[quote author=Bristow link=topic=16792.msg467350#msg467350 date=1200627672]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467316#msg467316 date=1200611488]
I've been thinking about Midgets today.
[/quote]
I have a fear of midgets!
No idea why.. so i guess its a pretty irrational fear :-\
[/quote]
I've never seen midget porn, am i missing out?
[/quote]
No, it's half the fun of regular porn.
[/quote]
It's the diet coke of porn!!
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RafasShanksLC
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It leave you feeling a bit SHORT changed.
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg467555#msg467555 date=1200659079]
It leave you feeling a bit SHORT changed.
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To quote Dr. Evil
You're semi-porn. You're quasi-porn. You're the margarine of porn. You're the Diet Coke of porn. Just one calorie, not enough.
I might actually watch some. Ya know... just to see it like.
It leave you feeling a bit SHORT changed.
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To quote Dr. Evil
You're semi-porn. You're quasi-porn. You're the margarine of porn. You're the Diet Coke of porn. Just one calorie, not enough.
I might actually watch some. Ya know... just to see it like.
Anyone see that program on last night, teh worlds smallest Mum? 84 cm tall!
My Mrs had the remote and when I walzted in she refused to let me turn over. This girl/women had had a baby yet she had to get picked up just to be put in a car. It was mad.
I remember when my little 'un was about 4 1/2 and we took him to a kiddies theme park, where we had to check his height for certain rides, he was 103 cm. So 84 is just mad.
My Mrs had the remote and when I walzted in she refused to let me turn over. This girl/women had had a baby yet she had to get picked up just to be put in a car. It was mad.
I remember when my little 'un was about 4 1/2 and we took him to a kiddies theme park, where we had to check his height for certain rides, he was 103 cm. So 84 is just mad.
Can I just say after a bout of involuntary exile, Joe is on fire this week. Sterling stuff
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=16792.msg471944#msg471944 date=1201121574]
I have given up drink.
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Are you sick again?
I have given up drink.
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Are you sick again?
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=16792.msg471944#msg471944 date=1201121574]
I have given up drink.
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too many calories?
I have given up drink.
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too many calories?
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=16792.msg476350#msg476350 date=1201535346]
A useful article for thise attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
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Boring.
I love a good binge.
Especially if its shaven 😉
A useful article for thise attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
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Boring.
I love a good binge.
Especially if its shaven 😉
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=16792.msg476350#msg476350 date=1201535346]
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
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I don't see the tips section
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[/quote]
I don't see the tips section
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=16792.msg476350#msg476350 date=1201535346]
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[/quote]
Thankyou for that wilko, in return I've linked this just for you:
http://twattism.about.com/stick/stuck/up/arse/Anal_Dull_Cunt.htm
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[/quote]
Thankyou for that wilko, in return I've linked this just for you:
http://twattism.about.com/stick/stuck/up/arse/Anal_Dull_Cunt.htm
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=16792.msg476470#msg476470 date=1201548531]
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=16792.msg476350#msg476350 date=1201535346]
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[/quote]
Thankyou for that wilko, in return I've linked this just for you:
http://twattism.about.com/stick/stuck/up/arse/Anal_Dull_Cunt.htm
[/quote]
I think its spelt TWATISM John. No double T. :🙂
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=16792.msg476350#msg476350 date=1201535346]
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[/quote]
Thankyou for that wilko, in return I've linked this just for you:
http://twattism.about.com/stick/stuck/up/arse/Anal_Dull_Cunt.htm
[/quote]
I think its spelt TWATISM John. No double T. :🙂
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=16792.msg476470#msg476470 date=1201548531]
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=16792.msg476350#msg476350 date=1201535346]
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[/quote]
Thankyou for that wilko, in return I've linked this just for you:
http://twattism.about.com/stick/stuck/up/arse/Anal_Dull_Cunt.htm
[/quote]
Indeed. Scroll halfway down the page and type in password 'Imadullrepeptetivetryhardcunt' should log you straight into the 7th depth.
[quote author=Wilko7 link=topic=16792.msg476350#msg476350 date=1201535346]
A useful article for those attending next weekend's gathering.
http://alcoholism.about.com/od/binge/Binge_Drinking.htm
[/quote]
Thankyou for that wilko, in return I've linked this just for you:
http://twattism.about.com/stick/stuck/up/arse/Anal_Dull_Cunt.htm
[/quote]
Indeed. Scroll halfway down the page and type in password 'Imadullrepeptetivetryhardcunt' should log you straight into the 7th depth.
You are in a bit of a tizzy today, aren't you? I posted an article on the dangers of binge drinking and you've posted nothing but foul and abusive language in reply.
I'm sure you've got your reasons for this but don't waste your time with your insults, dim and dull etc., because I'm not interested. You seem to be a bit confused and have mistaken me for someone who cares for your opinion which, based on your behaviour on this forum thus far, I patently don't.
If you wish to carry on with this unique style of "modding" then I'm happy to continue replying calmly and without insulting you in the hope that it helps.
Cheers.
I'm sure you've got your reasons for this but don't waste your time with your insults, dim and dull etc., because I'm not interested. You seem to be a bit confused and have mistaken me for someone who cares for your opinion which, based on your behaviour on this forum thus far, I patently don't.
If you wish to carry on with this unique style of "modding" then I'm happy to continue replying calmly and without insulting you in the hope that it helps.
Cheers.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=16792.msg477321#msg477321 date=1201625243]
How is this in any way "modding" and why did you add quotes to the word?
Did someone say "modding" somewhere?
You do know what this "" means right?
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My mistake here. I had thought that you were a moderator but have just noticed that you're an administrator instead. Believing you to be a moderator I placed the word in inverted commas because it would not be my chosen description. To be moderate is to not be excessive or extreme which is inconsistant with your reaction to my posting a simple article on binge drinking.
How is this in any way "modding" and why did you add quotes to the word?
Did someone say "modding" somewhere?
You do know what this "" means right?
[/quote]
My mistake here. I had thought that you were a moderator but have just noticed that you're an administrator instead. Believing you to be a moderator I placed the word in inverted commas because it would not be my chosen description. To be moderate is to not be excessive or extreme which is inconsistant with your reaction to my posting a simple article on binge drinking.
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