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When I get drunk I fall in love with every fit girl I meet. It's like I go through all the stages of marriage over a 12 hour period.

7pm: Go in search of a woman.

11pm: Find one and charm her.

1am: Declare my undying love for her.

3am: Ask her to have my babies.

7am: Realise it was all a mistake and tell her we should go our seperate ways.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=16792.msg398921#msg398921 date=1193788126]
Someone remind Wizzy that he's holding the fort that night.
Any leave he had planned is cancelled.
[/quote]

Perfect time for me to run amok then.

*starts making a list*
 
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=16792.msg398813#msg398813 date=1193784257]
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=17217.msg398811#msg398811 date=1193784107]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=17217.msg398806#msg398806 date=1193784026]
Isn't this thread a little on the negative side ? Who's gonna knock shite out of who ? Pleeeeeeease. Stop planting the seeds of discontent amongst our happy ranks.


[/quote]

Keep your nose out of it lanky
[/quote]

Right.


*puts SR on Sunnys "Make sure he's in the way when I start windmilling" list.
[/quote]

*thinks smugly "HA! What Sunny doesn't realise is that his windmills will still miss my head by a good 5 inches"*
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=16792.msg398761#msg398761 date=1193780551]
Spion and Marky
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Tee hee! Not a fight per se. Just some mild amusement and torture. ;D
 
[quote author=Marquis link=topic=16792.msg398976#msg398976 date=1193808403]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=16792.msg398921#msg398921 date=1193788126]
Someone remind Wizzy that he's holding the fort that night.
Any leave he had planned is cancelled.
[/quote]

Perfect time for me to run amok then.

*starts making a list*


[/quote]

I'll be very disappointed if someone registers on RedCafe and posts a load of abuse while displaying a link to here in their signature. That would just be so unfair on Wizzy.
 
[quote author='Dave' link=topic=16792.msg398767#msg398767 date=1193780951]
My money is on no one.

If you do. You're sad.
[/quote]

Agreed, and there should be 20 odd other lads to break it up.
 
*forearm smashes rosco, then hits the five star frog splash off the roof of scm*

VIVA LA RAZA!
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=16792.msg399115#msg399115 date=1193827067]
Jesus is everyone preparing for a fight or a night out ?

Lighten up.
[/quote]

In all fairness I cannot see how there would be, I think everyone is just taking the p*ss. It'll be a great laugh.
 
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399393#msg399393 date=1193848080]
I look forward to hearing the stories...from all three of you that will be there.
[/quote]

I honestly think quite a few will turn up. I've got no excuse because it is only down the road and I'm pretty sure the same goes for a lot of the others.
 
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg399395#msg399395 date=1193848233]
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399393#msg399393 date=1193848080]
I look forward to hearing the stories...from all three of you that will be there.
[/quote]

I honestly think quite a few will turn up. I've got no excuse because it is only down the road and I'm pretty sure the same goes for a lot of the others.
[/quote]

I'm joking Joey, I'm sure they'll be loads of you.
 
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg398954#msg398954 date=1193790733]
When I get drunk I fall in love with every fit girl I meet. It's like I go through all the stages of marriage over a 12 hour period.

7pm: Go in search of a woman.

11pm: Find one and charm her.

1am: Declare my undying love for her.

3am: Ask her to have my babies.

7am: Realise it was all a mistake and tell her we should go our seperate ways.
[/quote]

Hahahahahahahaha.

You & Pete will get on sooooo well!
 
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399393#msg399393 date=1193848080]
I look forward to hearing the stories...from all three of you that will be there.
[/quote]

You not coming neets? Whhyyyyyy?
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=16792.msg399490#msg399490 date=1193856885]
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399393#msg399393 date=1193848080]
I look forward to hearing the stories...from all three of you that will be there.
[/quote]

You not coming neets? Whhyyyyyy?
[/quote]

Cos she's no fun ...... obviously.
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=16792.msg399490#msg399490 date=1193856885]
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399393#msg399393 date=1193848080]
I look forward to hearing the stories...from all three of you that will be there.
[/quote]

You not coming neets? Whhyyyyyy?
[/quote]


Cause she doesn't want the truth escaping RE her really being a middle aged women, Like I suspected.
 
No it's not.

The real reason is she's scared I might dose her with some rohypnol and she'll wake up tied to a steel bed-frame in a basement somewhere.

Of course, she has absolutely no logical reason to suspect this, but hey - that's women for you eh?

:🙂
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=16792.msg399489#msg399489 date=1193856850]
[quote author=RafasShanksLC link=topic=16792.msg398954#msg398954 date=1193790733]
When I get drunk I fall in love with every fit girl I meet. It's like I go through all the stages of marriage over a 12 hour period.

7pm: Go in search of a woman.

11pm: Find one and charm her.

1am: Declare my undying love for her.

3am: Ask her to have my babies.

7am: Realise it was all a mistake and tell her we should go our seperate ways.
[/quote]

Hahahahahahahaha.

You & Pete will get on sooooo well!
[/quote]

Yep, thats exactly my routine. Me and Joey are on the hunt that night.
 
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=16792.msg399490#msg399490 date=1193856885]
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399393#msg399393 date=1193848080]
I look forward to hearing the stories...from all three of you that will be there.
[/quote]

You not coming neets? Whhyyyyyy?
[/quote]

'One girl drives to the other side of the country to meet 40 random guys off the internet'.


Erm...yeah I think I'm washing my hair that night!
 
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=16792.msg399914#msg399914 date=1193915276]
Whats everyones poison?
[/quote]

Why? Are you getting the first round in? Bagsy last.
 
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399913#msg399913 date=1193915198]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=16792.msg399490#msg399490 date=1193856885]
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399393#msg399393 date=1193848080]
I look forward to hearing the stories...from all three of you that will be there.
[/quote]

You not coming neets? Whhyyyyyy?
[/quote]

'One girl drives to the other side of the country to meet 40 random guys off the internet'.


Erm...yeah I think I'm washing my hair that night!
[/quote]

Thought you lived in Liverpool?
 
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399958#msg399958 date=1193916985]
Yeah DB, I do. I live in Huyton.
[/quote]

Really?? I always thought you lived abroad somewhere... Oh well.
 
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399958#msg399958 date=1193916985]
Yeah DB, I do. I live in Huyton.
[/quote]

We'll have to meet up, you, me and Joey. 🙂
 
[quote author=livvy145 link=topic=16792.msg399962#msg399962 date=1193917064]
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399958#msg399958 date=1193916985]
Yeah DB, I do. I live in Huyton.
[/quote]

We'll have to meet up, you, me and Joey. 🙂
[/quote]

I see him around all the time.

He wears funny trousers.
 
[quote author=livvy145 link=topic=16792.msg399962#msg399962 date=1193917064]
[quote author=Anita link=topic=16792.msg399958#msg399958 date=1193916985]
Yeah DB, I do. I live in Huyton.
[/quote]

We'll have to meet up, you, me and Joey. 🙂
[/quote]
Ha ha, well then you've no excuse, not much a leap going from chatting to 40/50 men everyday on the net and going meeting 20/25 men in a bar in Liverpool.

Are you not a bit curious as to what the people you spend a large part of the last year chatting to are like in the real world?
 
Who will be travelling furthest to get there? Just looked at the list and the majority are up there anyway
 
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