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Do you actually like any of our players?

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I met a dude tonight who was in his early 50's. He was rocking a 70's style tache, pure Tom Selleck shit. I initially thought he was boss.

I then spoke to a few people who grew up with him, who explained his character when he was younger. The respect died.

Our current crop of players doesn't even get the initial respect, sadly. They're all young, overhyped, overpaid bellends.

With the exception of ings. He's an old overpaid bellend.

That is all.
 
Most of our current players are bloody mercenaries, after a big paycheck that a fallen giant like us still can grant. None of them are worth the money. Lovren with his "don't blame me if Liverpool is shit" speech. Yeah because most of the time you are just too shit to even make it onto the pitch.
 
The prospect of hating them later is enough of an incentive for me to try and like most of them.
 
I don't dislike any of them.

I'm not too fond of borini or balotelli or even Lovren. But I'd any of them played against Stoke in a weeks time and scored a 90th minute winner im sure theyd become far more likable .

Or if one or more of them were to be sold for a lot of money this summer , that too would have a similar effect.
 
I'm sure that's true. And I appreciate it's nothing more than a feeling, not anything based on knowing them. I just really 'liked' Pepe, Torres, Gerrard, Kuyt, Arbeloa etc. They felt like a team I could connect with as people. This lot just don't cut it.

Yeah, I loved Pepe, especially when he was whoring himself to United.
 
The only people I have a 'dislike' for are people who tend to appear to be ruining our club. Hicks and Gillette were the last two proper pantomime villains who took on the starring role, but after last seasons debacle, I personally feel that Rodgers may well be appearing on that list in the not too distant future. I still see him as a complete guesser and only time will tell this season if that is the case or not.
 
I met a dude tonight who was in his early 50's. He was rocking a 70's style tache, pure Tom Selleck shit. I initially thought he was boss.

I then spoke to a few people who grew up with him, who explained his character when he was younger. The respect died.

Our current crop of players doesn't even get the initial respect, sadly. They're all young, overhyped, overpaid bellends.

With the exception of ings. He's an old overpaid bellend.

That is all.

I know what you're saying and the wages these players are on is fucking disgraceful for me. But it's not like its their fault.

I honestly think we have a decent set of lads. Mignolet, Skrtel, Sakho, Lucas, Allen, Hendo, Lallana, Milner, Sturridge etc all seem like sound lads.
 
Who do yous think is the alpha male in the squad?

Should be Henderson, but I doubt that. Probs Sakho or Skertl.
 

  • 2. Clyne
    - I liked him at Southampton as a player, but his hair and those jeans make me think he could be a cunt.
  • 3. Enrique - Originally liked him, but after meeting him a couple of times and seeing his instagram makes me think he's a self-preening cunt
  • 4. Toure - Seems a good egg, but he's a shitcunt of a footballer
  • 6. Lovren - absolute fucking cunt
  • 7. Milner - Seems sound enough
  • 9. Benteke - Cunt always scored against us, so he's a cunt in my eyes until he actually does well for us
  • 10. Coutinho - He's cute, but he's defo going to leave within the next few years, cementing his cunt status
  • 11. Firmino - He has the aura of cunt about him. Depends if he's a Suarez-style cunt, or full blown Aids Lovren-style cunt
  • 12. Gomez - Jury's out
  • 14. Henderson - Ah good ol' Hendo. Love him. Always have. Mystic and I held down the fort on this one. Cunt free zone
  • 15. Sturridge - Sound, but his injuries are a right kick in the cunt
  • 17. Sakho - Loves me some Mamadou
  • 18. Moreno - I actually think he has potential to be better, but most people think he's a cunt
  • 20. Lallana - Didn't want us to sign him and I don't particularly rate him. That said, I don't think he's a cunt
  • 21. Lucas - Ah where to start. I used to hate him. Then he went decent. Now he's our only defensive mid. Not a cunt, but I wouldn't say I "liked" him
  • 22. Mignolet - I kinda wanna give him a cuddle. He showed good character last season, so that's a tick for him.
  • 23. Can - Hmm really don't know. I think he could go either way, both on the cuntometer and ability-wise. Reserving judgement
  • 24. Allen - Not a cunt. He's too pathetic and fragile to be called a cunt. Pussy.http://www.liverpoolfc.com/team/first-team/player/tiago-ilori
  • 27. Origi - Gonna be shit
  • 28. Ings - I think he's shit and he has the air of cuntdom. After all, he has those sleeves that every fucker has
  • 29. Borini - Yellow, pussy-whipped cunt. Get out.
 
Saw Enrique with Moreno and Texeira in the Trafford Centre yesterday.

Seems like he's got himself a couple new young things to replace Suso.
 
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