Darwin Nunez

[jimmycase]

They must be really really REALLY bad at the offside trap.

Hehe yeah but even then he's still got to hit the target!

Maybe its just the Chavs? Who'd have thought that Lukaku, Torres and Shevchenko would all suddenly turn shit for them?

Ok, so bbc says Darwin's nearly done. I'm guessing the Mane deal will be done at the same time to help pay for it and so we're not stuck with him on our wage bill?

 

[Judge Jules]

Not all players take well to going abroad - e.g.Rushy being a flop in Italy having gone there at the top of his form, Aspas for us more recently etc. Maybe Werner's just too much of a homeboy to flourish outside the Bundesliga.

Incidentally we dodged a bullet in not signing him.

 

[keniget]

I haven't got any data for you but for me Sancho was the final straw. I always thought he looked pretty underwhelming in those compilations they do but he scored so many goals at such a young age that I just convinced myself I must be wrong.

Well turns out he actually is a bit shit after all. Just like Keita and Werner etc.

So I'm done. I dunno what's going on. Maybe the total dominance of Bayern just really fucks everything up there or something.

Too early to right Sancho off.

 

[Irishanfield]

Too early to right Sancho off.

You are write about sancho

 

[keniget]

You are write about sancho

Ha! On my phone… tho not sure how that excuses it really.

 

[Red rose]

 

[Holle]

Too early to right Sancho off.

You wrekon?

 

[Beamrider]

Hehe yeah but even then he's still got to hit the target!

Maybe its just the Chavs? Who'd have thought that Lukaku, Torres and Shevchenko would all suddenly turn shit for them?

Ok, so bbc says Darwin's nearly done. I'm guessing the Mane deal will be done at the same time to help pay for it and so we're not stuck with him on our wage bill?

Although the window is “open”, this is just for filing of paperwork etc, deals can be approved but they won’t actually complete until 1 July - so Mane will be in our wage bill until then and Darwin will be on Benfica’s.

 

[bluebell]

Wish we had more of that in this country

 

[Woland]

Ask your mum to collect some bottles then

 

[Farkmaster]

It's best to just start with the littering part, or as I call it, seed capital.

 

[Red rose]

its not me honest 😀

 

[peterhague]

Too early to right Sancho off.

Probably, but I'm adding in what a complete twat he looks.

 

[Woland]

I haven't got any data for you but for me Sancho was the final straw. I always thought he looked pretty underwhelming in those compilations they do but he scored so many goals at such a young age that I just convinced myself I must be wrong.

Well turns out he actually is a bit shit after all. Just like Keita and Werner etc.

So I'm done. I dunno what's going on. Maybe the total dominance of Bayern just really fucks everything up there or something.

Forgotten about Sancho. Excellent addition to the confirmation bias. And I've seen people say it's too easy to rite him off since but nope. He's at manure. If he had a chance it's gone. Been put through the Old Toilet deskilling machine, might as well retire.

 

[Judge Jules]

Severe case of bottle deficiency innit. Left Man.City and the competition there for the Bundesliga, did well there for a good club with the pressure off, comes back to the Prem and a sh!t show of epic proportions and whaddya know, he wilts like a todger in a hard frost again.

 

[HC]

Wish we had more of that in this country

What a weird fucking thing to say

 

[peterhague]

Severe case of bottle deficiency innit. Left Man.City and the competition there for the Bundesliga, did well there for a good club with the pressure off, comes back to the Prem and a sh!t show of epic proportions and whaddya know, he wilts like a todger in a hard frost again.

I just don't think he looks very good. I never did. He just had such a great record that it was hard to look past. Doesn't seem particularly skilful, and quite slow for a winger. I could probably pick 6 or 7 young wingers in the PL I'd take ahead of him.

 

[bluebell]

What a weird fucking thing to say

What, looking after your parents and giving them something back is weird?

 

[MomoWASright]

What, looking after your parents and giving them something back is weird?

I would bet it’s the norm. Nearly every footballer who makes it boxed off their parents. Even Jon Otsemebor paid off his mums house when he signed his pro contract.

 

[Beamrider]

Sancho is the litmus test for the Ten Hag regime for me. If he’s still bang average this time next year then all ten of those hags will have failed and United will probably go back to having just one manager.

 

[Red Bird]

Too early to right Sancho off.

Maybe not but given the hype … he’s been deliciously below par.

I still claim he’s a decent but not great footballer.

 

[jimmycase]

Although the window is “open”, this is just for filing of paperwork etc, deals can be approved but they won’t actually complete until 1 July - so Mane will be in our wage bill until then and Darwin will be on Benfica’s.

Im thinking bigger picture for the coming year. FSG wont want to buy a replacement but be stuck with Manes wages if his deal goes south. The wage structure is a big driver - probably some wriggle room but think we really only have room for five attackers:

Bobby, Mo, Mane, Jota, Origi

Bobby, Mo, Mane, Jota, Diaz (Origis replacement bought in early)

Bobby, Mo, Jota, Diaz, Darwin (Mane off)

If Mo's out next my gut says we might extend Bobby and not try and replace two slots at once.

Im discounting Mini as I dont think hes on a lot of money and was never really an option in the league. Same with anyone else, like Keita or Ox, who played as forwards at times. It's crying out for one of the youth to show up.

 

[Red rose]

Some of the replies in this thread have made me LMFAO !
thanks for the laughs love it !

 

[dogboy]

I hate this fucking mock up photo.

 

[Red rose]

I hate this fucking mock up photo.

Yeh not a good one at all !
I’m sure there will be some soon that you will like 😉

 

[The Nomad]

I hate this fucking mock up photo.

Why?

 

[The Nomad]

Im thinking bigger picture for the coming year. FSG wont want to buy a replacement but be stuck with Manes wages if his deal goes south. The wage structure is a big driver - probably some wriggle room but think we really only have room for five attackers:

Bobby, Mo, Mane, Jota, Origi

Bobby, Mo, Mane, Jota, Diaz (Origis replacement bought in early)

Bobby, Mo, Jota, Diaz, Darwin (Mane off)

If Mo's out next my gut says we might extend Bobby and not try and replace two slots at once.

Im discounting Mini as I dont think hes on a lot of money and was never really an option in the league. Same with anyone else, like Keita or Ox, who played as forwards at times. It's crying out for one of the youth to show up.

Mane will go.. if not Bayern, then Marseille (or PSG or Madrid) will probably swoop in.

Don't panic.

 

[Red rose]

 

[The Nomad]

I hate this fucking mock up photo.

This mock up any better for you?

 

[MomoWASright]

Complete? Well what’s the point in having it if sky sports know he’s passing it.