Turkey has officially zero infected people.
Covid-19 & Football
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Turkey has officially zero infected people.
Knowing their leader the official number won't change.
I expect it all to just magically go away so we can win the fucking league for the first time in 30 years.
We contrive to lose the league a few times after having seemingly done so much of the hard work, & then this season, we build up an insurmountable lead, almost strolling our way to the title...
And then we have a global pandemic to face to actually get it over the line...
It's the Liverpool way. FFS.
If you’ve survived the bogs in The Harry, no virus on earth is going to finish you off
I once had to urgently take a dump there and the door was wrecked. My mate had to hold the wrecked door to guarantee some privacy.
There's your error there, that cubicle is strictly for snorting cocaine.
I’d rather shit me kecks
Erm, where do you put the line then...?
The experience was similar.
No one does lines in pub bogs now, they've sloped the tops where there is one. A key, the corner of a credit card, or into the crook of your tucked in thumb, is the preferred method now. So I'm told. I have a little bottle with a mini spoon thing on the lid. For, erm, snuff. Perfectly legal snuff. Yes.
Yep. Wd40. There's an actual product available that turns it into sludge & doesn't poison customers if ingested too.
Tbf, they own the gaff, so they can do whatever the fuck they want.
Is there anything WD-40 doesn't fix??
Saw this on the web today -
Diseases to be very afraid of since they were coming for you if you weren’t very vigilant and forgot to wash your hands.
- 2003 SARS
- 2005 Avian Flu
- 2009 Swine Flu
- 2012 West Nile Virus
- 2014 Ebola
- 2016 Zika
Well, they didn’t, very far from it; they were like scam telephone calls that scare the gullible into believing the message that they will be immediately arrested if they don’t send $1,000 to Mr. X somewhere.
Cough. Who was it said that'll never happen?
Hehehehe true.
I just showed my partner this - who has "fond" memories of the bogs at the Harry - to convince her we will be safe from COVID-19
What about the deadliest of the lot? MERS? 50% mortality rate.
Oh yeah 😉
That’s what happens when you listen to Olly and frankly you’d deserve it
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You took your missus into the fellas bogs in the Harry? FFS lad.
He did say "fond" memories...
Hehehe...I'm glad I was wrong. Also, I didn't know that Laporte and DeBruyne were injured.
Still though, wash your hands dude.
No but based on her reports, the ladies' are in an equivalent state.
Bookies have the euros at 5/6 to be called off.
Loads of players getting rest. Hopefully the other tournaments could be called off too. That's be ace for our players in terms of real rest.
Loads of players getting rest. Hopefully the other tournaments could be called off too. That's be ace for our players in terms of real rest.
Yeah - our players and rest don't seem to go very well these days, but maybe a break from internationals will help. They could not find a worse way to celebrate the Euro tournament by hosting games in multiple countries - they should have an add, "Spreading Football and COVID-19"
Surely friendlies later this month are in doubt too and unnecessary
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