Covid-19 & Football
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Lovren looks like he's taken to heroin in a big way. They show all those video links and he's barely able to lower an eyelid.
He can’t hug Mo everyday and shooting up is his coping mechanism.
Would like to see which drugs SCM thinks are our players' weapons of choice
Ooh, Allison, Weed. Giant fucking bongs to get him as eerily calm as he is. Also explains crying like a baby when he does baptisms.
Lallana - weed.
VVD. Also weed. Calm as you like...
Could see VVD having a bit of DMT and floating through space and time given he does that on the pitch effortlessly anyway
Divock Origi - Xanax
At all times doesn't seem under pressure, but also doesn't seem to be aware of where is, exactly.
At all times doesn't seem under pressure, but also doesn't seem to be aware of where is, exactly.
Haha good pisstake .. and the money is going to a very good cause.
IMPORTANT NOTE: During the lockdown, it's taking ages to get my kids to bed every night, and usually by the time they have settled down my local Sainsbury's is closed. If this happens on any particular day, I will donate the money to local food banks instead.
ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE: I don't like rain, so if it is raining on any particular day I will donate any money collected to local food banks instead.
YET ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE: I don't like sun or wind either, so if it is sunny or windy on any particular day I will donate any money collected to local food banks instead. I'm not fond of clouds either.
ONE FURTHER IMPORTANT NOTE: We should all be staying at home as much as possible at the moment to protect the NHS and save lives, and so if I think that there may be any people out and about in the United Kingdom at the same time as me on any particular day I will remain at home and donate any money collected to local food banks instead.
ONE MORE VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: If you actually think that I am giving that sh*t rag a single penny of this instead of donating the money to local food banks, you're very much mistaken.
Hodge Podge has given his view and he believes the season should be finished on the pitch and not artificially. Even if it means a vastly shortened break between seasons.
His comments about that & the NHS are the first time he's spoken where I haven't wanted to vomit.
I've been avoiding news - especially anything to do with Liverpool not winning the title news - but I did see something about a plan for a shortened window, with two games a week, to get this motherfucker done, and so I skim-read it and taken it as fact.
Hooray!
Hooray!
As far as Owlfeatures is concerned, even a broken clock tells the right time twice a day.
The Fa have made St. George’s park and Wembley available for multiple games on the same day to cut down on travel.
The state of the pitches could be an issue with multiple games being played on the same day and with the unpredictable British weather the pitch could well be cut up after the first game if it’s pissing it down
The state of the pitches could be an issue with multiple games being played on the same day and with the unpredictable British weather the pitch could well be cut up after the first game if it’s pissing it down
Graham Sharp thinks the season should be voided.
Blue nose cunt.
Graham sharp can take a long walk off a short pier
Infact he can just fuck off
Thanks for the clarification.
He should do both!
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