Christmas cheer

[rurikbird]

 

[Woland]

 

[Woland]

This point compared to last season

MCFC: -8pts
LFC: +14pts

Quick maths... We're only three points behind!

 

[Woland]

Everton finished last season on 49 points

We are on 48 with less than half the season played.

 

[Woland]

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Whilst I'd like to believe that's a heartwarming/amusing story, that's actually fucked up. Dogs kidneys can't filter alcohol like those of a human. Even small amounts of alcohol can cause life-threatening toxicity. Easy to poison and kill a dog like that unfortunately.


It's also why they are no fun at parties.

 

[gkmacca]

My uncle's dog used to head into a bank in Dublin every day and have a Guinness. He was fine. Fecking opinionated, but fine.

 

[Woland]

Yeah, I've never given any of my current cohort any booze but I've had a few who loved the odd drink Anyways...

 

[gkmacca]

"Kane, becoming only the second player after Michael Owen against Newcastle to score twice in four successive meetings against the same team, and Son Heung-min accounted for four goals, with Dele Alli and Christian Eriksen completing the scoring".

That's making my head hurt. So Kane scored twice. And Son whatshisface scored four. That's six. Then two MORE piped up???

 

[Judge Jules]

My uncle's dog used to head into a bank in Dublin every day and have a Guinness. He was fine. Fecking opinionated, but fine.

He went to a bank for a Guinness?

 

[Woland]

 

[gkmacca]

He went to a bank for a Guinness?

He was...TIGHT!

 

[Athens]

Did Shaq always look like Popeye?

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[darkstarexodus]

"Kane, becoming only the second player after Michael Owen against Newcastle to score twice in four successive meetings against the same team, and Son Heung-min accounted for four goals, with Dele Alli and Christian Eriksen completing the scoring".

That's making my head hurt. So Kane scored twice. And Son whatshisface scored four. That's six. Then two MORE piped up???

That is some atrocious writing and editing.

 

[Athens]

Did Shaq always look like Popeye?

Actually, I've just realised that he's the sole surviving member of The Lollipop Guild.

 

[Judge Jules]

He was...TIGHT!

Even before he started on the black stuff? That dog certainly knew how to party. 😱