Chelsea banned from 2 transfer window dealings

[drizzt]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=35627.msg938555#msg938555 date=1252057363]
hopefully fifa will stick to their guns and reject any appeal out of hand.
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The appeal goes to CAS who have reduced and or suspended both of the cases they've seen.

 

[Squiggles]

Foreign clubs have more lax work permits compared to the UK, which is why attracting youth is generally far easier for them.

I'm not saying Real Madrid aren't dodgy as fuck, I'm sure they are, but it's not the whole story.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I thought CAS were a powerless non-entity in reality?

I've had them described to me as just a bastard offspring of the IOC desperate to look independent?

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=35627.msg938579#msg938579 date=1252058393]
Foreign clubs have more lax work permits compared to the UK, which is why attracting youth is generally far easier for them.

I'm not saying Real Madrid aren't dodgy as fuck, I'm sure they are, but it's not the whole story.
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UK work permits for footy players fuck me right off. Of course they're eligible for a fucking work permit, they're coming here with a guaranteed fucking contract, you twats. Simply state when they have been out of contract at any UK club for more than 3 months they're booted back home. Not that difficult now is it?!

 

[Squiggles]

I think you're right, Jon.

But as I've said before, they tried to stop Mark Gonzalez into the country, which makes me think the Government know their footie more than our scouts do.

 

[gkmacca]

Well, gents. What A week it's BEEN! ChelSEA have been HIT by a MAMMOTH piece of draCONian discipline and the football WORLD has been ROCKED to its core! what say you?

I don't understand it, Jeff. A storm in a tea cup. These things happen. They happened to me. They happened to everyone. I remember at Southampton once, when Laurie Mac was in charge, he went round looking for babies in baskets. Kevin Keegan used to hang around Junior Showtime getting kids to sign contracts. They didn't know what they were signing. They thought they were going to the circus. That's how we got Dennis Wise. Nobody cares, Jeff. Doesn't matter. I wouldn't be at all surprised if we've forgotten all about it by...what was the question again?

Jeff, let me just say this: it's high time this happened. You can say what you like, but this is criminal, it's disgraceful and I don't like Chelsea one little bit, and, without the slightest degree of dubiety, I'm happy about this. There, I've said it. I'm happy. Very happy indeed, Jeff. We had something similar happen in 1982 north of the border when a wee crook of a chairman at Hibernian tried to buy my wife's womb with an option on my sperm. They even offered us a free dog, Jeff. I was having none of it, Jeff, and I'm having none of it now. I hope they lock these people up and throw away the key. I really do.

Jeff, I can't believe what I'm hearing. I really can't. What a load of muppets! I fink this ain't happening. No way. What does Fifa know about football? Has he ever played the game? I ain't even heard of him! Fi-fi-fo-fum? Does he only come out at panto time? And now he's spouting this crap left right and centre? What a muppet! It ain't going to happen, Jeff. Whatever this Brazilian says. It's a non-starter. This is the 21st century, Jeff. We ain't living in the Stone Age! People fought for the right to ignore contracts, Jeff. It's in the declaration of independence. It's probably in the Bible, Jeff. I don't care what colour this player is. That ain't the issue. He can do what he likes. I ain't having it, Jeff.

Ah, Jeff, this...has...been...goin'...on...fer...years. Jeff. And there is nothin' you, I or anyone, anywhere, can, or should, do about it. Granted, okay, it's wrong, but, come on Jeff, nobody got murdered, nobody got raped, nobody got stabbed, nobody got cheated, nobody broke the law. Okay, maybe - just maybe - someone got cheated. And possibly - just possibly, Jeff - somebody broke the law. It depends on definitions, Jeff. All I know is this: it...has...been...goin'...on...fer...years, Jeff.

 

[the_khl]

Brilliant.

 

[Frogfish]

Brilliant Macca 🙂

As an aside did anyone else read that article on Le Tissier trying to fix the first throw in, in a match soon after spread betting was introduced - and fucking it up ? Funny as fuck.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Hahahaha Macca,


regards

 

[Vlads Quiff]

La la la la dum did dum

regards

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Quiffer

 

[Mors]

Jeff, let me just say this: it's high time this happened. You can say what you like, but this is criminal, it's disgraceful and I don't like Chelsea one little bit, and, without the slightest degree of dubiety, I'm happy about this. There, I've said it. I'm happy. Very happy indeed, Jeff. We had something similar happen in 1982 north of the border when a wee crook of a chairman at Hibernian tried to buy my wife's womb with an option on my sperm. They even offered us a free dog, Jeff. I was having none of it, Jeff, and I'm having none of it now. I hope they lock these people up and throw away the key. I really do.

Lmfao

Quality as usual Macca 😀

 

[Vlads Quiff]

[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=35627.msg938735#msg938735 date=1252073891]
Quiffer
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?


regards

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=35627.msg938627#msg938627 date=1252061644]
Hahahaha Macca,


regards
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Indeed so.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=35627.msg938630#msg938630 date=1252061788]
La la la la dum did dum

regards
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Ha.

Nicely done Vlad.

 

[Hooz]

This is a bit silly.