Caption time..

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Mersey86]

Torres: "Champions League, here we come"

 

[El Pistolero]

Dirk your arm is coming out the other side.

 

[Judge Jules]

"Call that a Brucie bonus, you fat Manc f'ckwit."

 

[Friend no. 2]

Dirk: "he'll never spot the kick me sticker I put on his back"

 

[SummerOnions]

Kuyt: *yawns* Fucking boring this Torres scoring lark.

 

[Shadey]

Kuyt... 'look at Torres's Jedward hair style' hahaaaaaaa

 

[irishred]

Kuyt *prancing up and down*: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I can't believe it, they're playing your song Nandy.

 

[monsieurdantes]

a bitch-slapped kuyt is left to look on as torres credits his goal to the presence of rush and fowler

 

[The Slugmonster]

"Hehe, ive been fernandos ventriloquist all along!!"

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=Mersey86 link=topic=39526.msg1077600#msg1077600 date=1269797391]
Torres: "Champions League, here we come"
[/quote]

Dirk: "Funny"

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=39526.msg1077596#msg1077596 date=1269797195]

[/quote]

After Dirk's latest attempt to bring the football under control, Nando points to row Z where the ball has ended up.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Good one Pesam. That's my winner.

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=Stu link=topic=39526.msg1078048#msg1078048 date=1269866131]
Good one Pesam. That's my winner.
[/quote]
I don't get that?

Is that Kuyt or Torres speaking?

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=39526.msg1077596#msg1077596 date=1269797195]

[/quote]

Dirk Kuyt sniggers as Nando encourages Peter Crouch to pull his finger.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=jono@home link=topic=39526.msg1077596#msg1077596 date=1269797195]

[/quote]

"Yor son eez a fat cockney peen-iz Mrs Lampard"

 

[Pesam]

Hahaha, good one Doc.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39526.msg1078061#msg1078061 date=1269867258]
Hahaha, good one Doc.
[/quote]

Cheers- but don't you have a football team waiting patiently for you to take the reigns?

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39526.msg1078065#msg1078065 date=1269868604]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39526.msg1078061#msg1078061 date=1269867258]
Hahaha, good one Doc.
[/quote]

Cheers- but don't you have a football team waiting patiently for you to take the reigns?

[/quote]

I will shake that bunch of misfits into action today Doc.

 

[singlerider]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39526.msg1078054#msg1078054 date=1269866852]
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=39526.msg1077596#msg1077596 date=1269797195]

[/quote]

Dirk Kuyt sniggers as Nando encourages Peter Crouch to pull his finger.
[/quote]

Damn you, that's what I was gonna say (except it was gonna be God instead of Crouch)

 

[6TimesaRed]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39526.msg1077909#msg1077909 date=1269853133]
[quote author=jono@home link=topic=39526.msg1077596#msg1077596 date=1269797195]

[/quote]

After Dirk's latest attempt to bring the football under control, Nando points to row Z where the ball has ended up.
[/quote]

The Winner...

Brilliant.. made me chuckle...

 

[Fabio]

i like the lampard mum references meself

 

[Ryan]

'Caption Time' threads are never ever funny on this site.

 

[Terrier]

[quote author=KHL link=topic=39526.msg1078049#msg1078049 date=1269866278]
[quote author=Stu link=topic=39526.msg1078048#msg1078048 date=1269866131]
Good one Pesam. That's my winner.
[/quote]
I don't get that?

Is that Kuyt or Torres speaking?
[/quote]

hahaha.

Winner

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39526.msg1078065#msg1078065 date=1269868604]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39526.msg1078061#msg1078061 date=1269867258]
Hahaha, good one Doc.
[/quote]

Cheers- but don't you have a football team waiting patiently for you to take the reigns?

[/quote]

Tsk tsk. 😉

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=39526.msg1078420#msg1078420 date=1269942736]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=39526.msg1078065#msg1078065 date=1269868604]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=39526.msg1078061#msg1078061 date=1269867258]
Hahaha, good one Doc.
[/quote]

Cheers- but don't you have a football team waiting patiently for you to take the reigns?

[/quote]

Tsk tsk. 😉
[/quote]

oops.