By means of Reus

[LeTallecWiz]

I know I know, this should be under the positivity thread, or maybe the "I'm a dellusional Red" thread, but as per Ross's rule:

[article]Reus has once again been linked with a move to Anfield, a £49m move at that, with Tancredi Palmeri saying the Reds have been "working intensely" on a deal.[/article]

@Mystic, 100%

 

[Ryan]

I'm in favour of a ban for anyone who discusses Marco Reus on this site.

 

[singlerider]

I'm in favour of a ban for anyone who discusses Marco Reus on this site.

"He said Reus! Stone him!"

 

[Mystic]

I know I know, this should be under the positivity thread, or maybe the "I'm a dellusional Red" thread, but as per Ross's rule:

[article]Reus has once again been linked with a move to Anfield, a £49m move at that, with Tancredi Palmeri saying the Reds have been "working intensely" on a deal.[/article]

@Mystic, 100%

He's signing, of that you can be sure.

 

[Rosco]

And how would some Italian member of the Twitterati know what's going on between an English and German club?

Don't blame me on this shit either

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Don't blame me on this shit either

I didn't want to post it in the positivity thread as you say, "start a new thread'

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'm in favour of a ban for anyone who discusses Marco Reus on this site.

i won't ban you mate, no matter how much you beg.

 

[nealmac]

Tancredi Palmeri used to be reliable, but lately he's made some massive fuck ups.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I wish this source was more Tancredible.

 

[cloggypop]

The only good thing about Tancredi Palmeri is the vines that Vonstrenghino makes to torture the cunt.

 

[StevieM]

I wouldn't take this link seREUSly

 

[eecheerow]

I'm in favour of a ban for anyone who discusses Marco Reus on this site.

Seconded. And if we have another £50 million to spend, we sure as fuck better be spending it on players for the opposite end of the pitch, not another attacking midfielder.

 

[StevieM]

You know what..,. I'm all for loading the team with amazing attacking players and trying to score 6 every game.

I don't care whether we win anything anymore - I just want to love watching us win 5-3 again.

You could argue that we got as close to winning anything last year by playing shite than we did by playing wonderful attacking football the year before - and despite not winning anything in that glorious almost winning year, it was the most fun I'd had watching the club since the 80's.

I just don't want to spend another year watching pish- I'd rather we signed, Reus & Pedro, started them all with Coutinho, Ibe, Firmino, Lallana, etc and played Lovren on his own at the back.

 

[refugee]

Can we ban anyone who advocates playing Lovren please. Even in unlikely hypothetical scenarios.

 

[King Binny]

JuventusFC ‏@juventusfcen 2m2 minutes ago
GOAL. #BVBJuve 2-0. Reus weaves his way into the box and passes @bonucci_leo19 before slotting a cool finish beyond @Neto_Murara.

 

[StevieM]

Our favourite Metro Journo Jamie Sanderson says it's on.

This is so exciting!!!!

 

[C/O]

 

[redhorizon2]

I wouldn't take this link seREUSly

These shit rumours are making me fuREUS

 

[StevieM]

These shit rumours are making me fuREUS

The excitement is making me aREUSed!!!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

These puns are bordering on the disreuspect

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[StevieM]

I'd say if this goes ahead, Rodgers is definitely trying the bREUSh the defensive deficiencies under the carpet.

 

[Dreambeliever]

We will sign him. Marcus my words!!

All the nonbeliever will RUEs the day they thought we wouldn't get him

 

[MaBigTip]

Marco Reus

 

[Athens]

These jokes are rubbish, you might say they're REfUSe.

*drops mic*

 

[StevieM]

Poor the dreamie

 

[Oliver Twist]

Puns are throwing the forum into disreuspute

 

[StevieM]

Puns are throwing the forum into disreuspute

Yep. Half the forum is hopping mad over these puns.

In fact you could say they're as hopping mad as a bunch of mad kangereus!!!

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Or duck billed platareuses.

 

[StevieM]

Or duck billed platareuses.

I don't think they hop though.

 

[Frogfish]

Oh FACK OFF you bunch of cunts !

(I know some will be looking for 'Reus' in that and scratching their heads).