Brizzle's Dirty Slots

[Brizzle]

That's right. This is an uprising.

New year. New manager. New jinx-fighting, superstition-upholding, overthinking group of optimists who will back our new manager to the hilt.

Kelly's Heroes had a good run, but ultimately its great leader was AWOL when we needed him. MomoWASawol.

Brizzle's Dirst Slots - your forum needs you.

 

[dee]

No poll but better title. I'm torn

 

[Fabio]

This is my settlement, I'm a dirty slot

 

[Fabio]

I'm still going to be a miserable fucker btw

 

[Brizzle]

There are some key roles to be filled

- Campfire adjudicator (confirming when speculation gets serious) - currently reserved for @doctor_mac
- Match Thread Starter - League Cup - currently reserved for @Modo
- Match Thread Starter - FA Cup - currently reserved for @The Nomad

 

[Brizzle]

I'm still going to be a miserable fucker btw

I won't be afraid to give you the boot over to Kelly's Heroes where they are more willing to accept members who are either miserable or go AWOL at crunch time

 

[Brizzle]

@Bradley
@peekay
@SummerOnions
@Hansern
@Modo
@Fabio

Welcome to Brizzle's Dirty Slots.

@dee we will accept your desire to wait and choose. You are either a Hero or a Dirty Slot, but never both.

 

[SummerOnions]

I'm gonna be the peacemaker in both camps, delivering messages of hope and occasionally impaling

 

[Fabio]

I'm gonna be the peacemaker in both camps, delivering messages of hope and occasionally impaling

I respect it. The first to be blood-eagled

 

[Beamrider]

If you're gonna go all turncoat, are you going to support City as well while you're at it?
You pick your team and you stick with it.
I'm sticking with the Reds and I'm sticking with Kelly's Heroes.

 

[Brizzle]

Beamy, you will be missed. Enjoy the prawn sandwiches and pinot noir at Kelly's Heroes.

Hate to respond with facts and logic, highlighting the hypocrisy to your post but if you were a true purist you would have remained clinging on to Dumbledore's Army before the uprising that saw Kelly's Heroes emerge.

 

[MomoWASright]

Beamy, you will be missed. Enjoy the prawn sandwiches and pinot noir at Kelly's Heroes.

Hate to respond with facts and logic, highlighting the hypocrisy to your post but if you were a true purist you would have remained clinging on to Dumbledore's Army before the uprising that saw Kelly's Heroes emerge.

Dumbledores Army died with its leader.

 

[MomoWASright]

If you're gonna go all turncoat, are you going to support City as well while you're at it?
You pick your team and you stick with it.
I'm sticking with the Reds and I'm sticking with Kelly's Heroes.

Good lad. Don’t join these deserters.

 

[Beamrider]

Beamy, you will be missed. Enjoy the prawn sandwiches and pinot noir at Kelly's Heroes.

Hate to respond with facts and logic, highlighting the hypocrisy to your post but if you were a true purist you would have remained clinging on to Dumbledore's Army before the uprising that saw Kelly's Heroes emerg was before my time

Dumbledore was before my time. We fight proper warfare, not that Hogwart's shite.

 

[Beamrider]

Good lad. Don’t join these deserters.

Court martial for all the deserters.

 

[Brizzle]

Dumbledores Army died with its leader.

As did Kelly's Heroes.

We needed you, and you were gone.

I would welcome you as one of Brizzle's Dirty Slots. There is a potential opening as official sommelier.

 

[MomoWASright]

I left and things were ticking along nicely. Everything in place. Then you all went hysterical fanny and I had to come sort your shit out.

 

[Modo]

You had me at dirty...

 

[rurikbird]

I didn’t like Kelly’s Heroes the movie, so Dirty Slot I am.

 

[Brizzle]

Welcome to esteemed new member @rurikbird. This is a MONUMENTAL defection from Kelly's 'heroes'

The Dirty Slots are marching on

 

[MomoWASright]

Be less deserting pussy and be more Viking!

 

[Shay_K]

I can do dirty

 

[Modo]

Brizzle better not be planning any public events.

 

[737Max]

Court martial for all the deserters.

off with his head

 

[Buddha]

Buddha approves of the dirty slots…

 

[rurikbird]

So are we going to have 2 alternative match threads then?

 

[Brizzle]

So are we going to have 2 alternative match threads then?

Kelly has lost his match thread starter. Who even knows what they stand for anymore

 

[Brizzle]

off with his head

Time to switch from the old ball to the new ball H.A.S.S

 

[MomoWASright]

Kelly has lost his match thread starter. Who even knows what they stand for anymore

He didn’t show when it mattered. Like Darwin.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Wouldnt be a real dirty slot if I didn't get in bed with both camps.

I'm in.