Bordeaux match thread

[Modo]

Burnt lemo? Sounds like scouse slang for crack.

probably

 

[Markeh]

Time Mignolets girlfriend had a word with him again

 

[Mamma Mia]

Boss goal. Ah FFS.

I'm so glad I didn't have to rely on you and this thread.

 

[Hansern]

This ref is hopless. Football isnt a contact sport. You cant even touch another player

 

[FoxForceFive]

He sounds like a Roman haulage company in Asterix The Gaul

I was thinking a character in Spartacus (the dodgy tv show).

 

[Markeh]

Is Michael Owen noticeably less boring tonight?

 

[Mamma Mia]

Firmino & Allen helped set up that (no) goal beautifully.

About time they did something.

And Milner who crossed it.

 

[Markeh]

poor choice from Ibe there

 

[Mamma Mia]

How did Ibe not play Benteke in there?

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Ibe had to pass there.

 

[FoxForceFive]

This ref is hopless. Football isnt a contact sport. You cant even touch another player

I think you write isn't instead of is. Otherwise that sentence validates itself, which I don't think it should.

 

[Mamma Mia]

I think you write isn't instead of is. Otherwise that sentence validates itself, which I don't think it should.

That's two sentences. Jesus Christ Jon, sort yourself out.

 

[Hansern]

I think you write isn't instead of is. Otherwise that sentence validates itself, which I don't think it should.

Ha! Yeah. I meant anymore

 

[FoxForceFive]

Is Michael Owen noticeably less boring tonight?

He did say &"he lamped it!" after benteke scored earlier.

Perhaps they've slipped him a Gary before the match.

 

[Modo]

Fuck this ref is crap, btw never a pen

 

[FoxForceFive]

That's two sentences. Jesus Christ Jon, sort yourself out.

I'm drinking red wine. I've not drunk alcohol for a few weeks. I blame that.

 

[manwithnoname]

Joe Allen looks like a nice dwarf version of Patrick Bateman

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck this ref is crap, btw never a pen

He changed his decision three times in quick succession just now. He's fucking hopeless.

 

[Hansern]

Lucas with his usual stupid yellow.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Joe Allen looks like a nice dwarf version of Patrick Bateman

Hahahaha!

 

[manwithnoname]

And there's the standard Lucas yellow, for the standard Lucas foul

 

[Mamma Mia]

Lucas with his usual stupid yellow.

He partly paid the price for the series of hard tackles that preceded his.

 

[Modo]

Damn it Allen

 

[Modo]

Lucas with his usual stupid yellow.

And he's still one of our best players

 

[manwithnoname]

Ibe gets a silly yellow.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I don't get the whole yellow for dissent when they kick the ball away.

It'd make sense, except you regularly see players scream 'fuck off' at the ref from a yard away & they ignore it.

 

[Mamma Mia]

At least Lucas fouls someone when he get's a yellow. Ibe's card there was what I really call a stupid yellow (kicking the ball away).

 

[Hansern]

And he's still one of our best players

No. No he isnt.

 

[Mamma Mia]

I don't get the whole yellow for dissent when they kick the ball away.

It'd make sense, except you regularly see players scream 'fuck off' at the ref from a yard away & they ignore it.

I think the rationale is that if they didn't penalise it players would take advantage of it eg: timewasting or avoiding the quick take.

 

[Modo]

No. No he isnt.

OK