Best Nicknames XI

[keniget]

We've gone through a bit of a lean period in recent years due to lack of shit players (and maybe the departure of Brendan) but there is plenty of material from years gone by surely.

Shitandje, Slosemi, Pellebastard, Horrenderson... who else?

 

[juniormember]

Didn’t Brendan call Crouch Lurch? Thought that was pretty good.
Horrenderson was also Captain Sideways.
Can’t remember but there definitely were a few classics on this site (and Koptalk back in the day).

 

[keniget]

Shitandje

Slosemi
Pellebastard
CB?
LB?

Shithouse Ghost
Horrenderson
AM?

LF?
Lurch
RF?

 

[Athens]

Do Badgertits and Irish Kev count?

 

[Squiggles]

Mongulet
Didn't Gonzalez ironically get called 'Speedy' because he wasn't actually very fast?
Kromwank used to get thrown around.
Did Kyriakos get called 'The Greek'?
Riise got called Rocket
Was Elliott - 'The Boy'? No idea where that emerged from

 

[Squiggles]

Oh and 'Wash' for N'gog.

That was the best one SCM has produced.

 

[keniget]

Mongulet
Didn't Gonzalez ironically get called 'Speedy' because he wasn't actually very fast?
Kromwank used to get thrown around.
Did Kyriakos get called 'The Greek'?
Riise got called Rocket
Was Elliott - 'The Boy'? No idea where that emerged from

I thought he was called Speedy before he came, it's just we realized he wasn't when he arrived. Man, what a disappointment he was - I was so excited we were finally getting a pacey winger!

I guess there is always Donkey for Nunez as well. Spit the Dog for Diouf...

 

[keniget]

Oh and 'Wash' for N'gog.

That was the best one SCM has produced.

Yes! Lurch is kicked to the subs bench.

 

[Squiggles]

There was loads of hate thrown Konchesky's (and his mums) way. Not sure if anything stuck, though. I've tried to block out that period.. Jovanoshit was another.

The Manager has to be 'Owl-Faced Budgie Cunt'

 

[Bradley]

Wonder man - Lucas

 

[SummerOnions]

We've had less shit and hateable players recently which is good

 

[StevieM]

Wonder man - Lucas

I thought Lucas was just known as “The Cunt”.

 

[StevieM]

Anyway, the ultimate SCM nickname is…

Drumroll please….

Ladies & gentlemen… I give you…
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“The Flabby Melt!!!”

 

[doctor_mac]

Anyway, the ultimate SCM nickname is…

Drumroll please….

Ladies & gentlemen… I give you…
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“The Flabby Melt!!!”

Yeah, was my first thought.

 

[dogboy]

I thought Lucas was just known as “The Cunt”.

Wasn't it Lucarse?

 

[keniget]

Wasn't it Lucarse?

Ah that was it, yeah!

 

[Cerberus]

Aquilani - the midfield Morientes / Boss eyed twat
Solanke - So Swanke
Wignaldum - Casper the shithouse ghost

 

[Holle]

The Plessiosaur

 

[Holle]

Dirk Deadly

 

[Brizzle]

Aquilani - the midfield Morientes / Boss eyed twat
Solanke - So Swanke
Wignaldum - Casper the shithouse ghost

Sowanke

 

[Holle]

Mongy Joe

 

[Holle]

Flossy

 

[NeverGiveUp]

Wignaldum

 

[tombrown]

Chico
Skippy
Wooden Legs (that may just have been the bloke I stood near on the Kop who used that, but I loved it)

 

[StevieM]

I think my favourite nickname heard on here hasn’t got anything to do directly with Liverpool - Chippytits.

 

[Shay_K]

Craig Bellamy the Nutter with the Putter, after he attacked John Arne Riise on a golf course

...aledgely

Craig Bellendamy might also have worked though.

 

[rurikbird]

Joe Allen - the Welsh Xavi

Digger

 

[refugee]

Craig Bellamy the Nutter with the Putter, after he attacked John Arne Riise on a golf course

...aledgely

Craig Bellendamy might also have worked though.

In Riise's hotel room. Not a golf course.

 

[Modo]

Tennant

Anti-brasilian

 

[doctor_mac]

Somebody on here described Salah as the Egyptian Pennant in the thread started by yours truly that we were signing him. That nickname didn't take hold.