Ben Davies

[Brizzle]

Should start against Brighton.

 

[MomoWASright]

Should start against Brighton.

When did the squad have to be submitted to the league? Isn’t it usually noon the day before the first fixture?

 

[Woland]

He did his ACL on the way to his car

 

[mark1975]

He did his ACL on the way to his car

Yep, ruptured and caused immediate blood poisoning, apparently it's a 1 in 12 billion chance of it happening, but he's dead folks.

 

[Woland]

And what were the odds of him twatting the Turk on the way down? Unreal

 

[mark1975]

The Beeb seem to be having a bit of a snide slant on the signing, highlighting the potentially negative parts of Klopp's interview:

'Clear in a normal window we would not look at Preston'

Another striking line from the Jurgen Klopp interview on Ben Davies - "I’m really looking forward to meeting him."

 

[Woland]

Social distancing obv

 

[Mojo]

Why's he taking a piss in front of the This Is Anfield sign??

 

[the count]

He looks like he is taking a piss.
Bit disrespectful

 

[tombrown]

Is it just me? In one of those pictures he looks like he is urinating

 

[mark1975]

Not sure, but there's a picture knocking about of him looking at a This Is Anfield sign, and he definitely looks like he's taking a piss. Someone will have to post it.

 

[Modo]

Can he play at left-back?

 

[gkmacca]

The photographer went all 'fancy'. He took several of the player in the semi-darkness. It looks like he's just broken in at night and got his mate to take a quick pic.

 

[gkmacca]

 

[bluebell]

The photographer went all 'fancy'. He took several of the player in the semi-darkness. It looks like he's just broken in at night and got his mate to take a quick pic.

Looks like Lallana, hopefully that's where the similarities end.

 

[MomoWASright]

Looks like Lallana, hopefully that's where the similarities end.

I hope he emulates Lallana by winning the league and European cup.

 

[Mersey86]

He looks like he is taking a piss.
Bit disrespectful

Floor looks dry, and shadow doesn't suggest anything. This picture must have been taken before they fitted the orthopedic boot.

 

[Shay_K]

The photographer went all 'fancy'. He took several of the player in the semi-darkness. It looks like he's just broken in at night and got his mate to take a quick pic.

Looks like someone forgot to pay the lecky bill.

 

[bluebell]

I hope he emulates Lallana by winning the league and European cup.

Lallana was injured through most of his tenure, that's my point

 

[MomoWASright]

Lallana was injured through most of his tenure, that's my point

I know.

 

[gkmacca]

He's not taking a piss, don't be ridiculous. He's masturbating.

 

[SummerOnions]

Guys it's rigor Mortis hard to make a dead man stand for a photo

 

[The Nomad]

He's not taking a piss, don't be ridiculous. He's masturbating.

He's taking a piss goddammit. He's a Manc. It was all a rouse.

 

[SummerOnions]

 

[Markeh]

It’s nice to have some warm bodies in central defence

 

[darkstarexodus]

It’s nice to have some warm bodies in central defence

Yes, better play him before his corpse gets cold.

 

[Mystic]

Aka, I slagged off Liverpool repeatedly as a kid.

 

[gene hughes]

Ben is one of the first names I like the least and Davis/Davies is one of the surnames that I like the least.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Ben is one of the first names I like the least and Davis/Davies is one of the surnames that I like the least.

Considering this and the fact all our cb’s end up dead you could give him a nickname in absence of Brendan.

Hatus Corpus

 

[SummerOnions]

Aka, I slagged off Liverpool repeatedly as a kid.