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Arsenal post match thoughts...

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Ooer okay. If it's something similar I can understand him jumping into bed with someone other than his wife, like.
 
He's a legend for his performances for Liverpool, and that's the important thing. In terms of the amount of top class match winning games anyone has ever given us he's probably on his own. Total legend. Utter cunt.
 
Yes.

I can't tell you why now but it will doubtless appear in a biography or witness statement in the next few years.
But I wana know nooow. Is it getting some jailbait in southport up the duff? Has he been sucking off that pancake gangster? Did he tell kuyt he looked like that thing off the goonies?
 
But I wana know nooow. Is it getting some jailbait in southport up the duff? Has he been sucking off that pancake gangster? Did he tell kuyt he looked like that thing off the goonies?

He did all of that, but it's something else.
 
He's a legend for his performances for Liverpool, and that's the important thing. In terms of the amount of top class match winning games anyone has ever given us he's probably on his own. Total legend. Utter cunt.

He did your sister and didn't call back? You? What's going ffs?
 
He's a legend for his performances for Liverpool, and that's the important thing. In terms of the amount of top class match winning games anyone has ever given us he's probably on his own. Total legend. Utter cunt.

Including the past 5 years I think the GPA has fallen significantly...
 
Yeah, but he's doing all his best work 50 metres from goal. I know it's a needs-must situation at the moment, but Brodge has to find a way to get him closer to goal.


The reason we play with a host of players out of position is because it is mandatory (at least it appears so) to start Gerrard in all games. This inspite of the evidence we have seen this season on how effective he can be coming offthw bench.
 
Woland worked for his mate as a male escort & had sex with Gerrard, who refused to pay for Wolands unique services.

Woland threatened to go public, so Gerrard hired some gangsters to get sort him out.

Under pressure from gangsters Wolands mate fired him from his lucrative position.

Woland has now been reduced to offering wristies for pocket change.
 
I haven't said much about the game. It was on in the background while I was chatting up girls on tinder.
Just popped in to say that from the outside looking in, this place turns to shit when we're not winning.
 
I thought the whole point of tinder was that you didn't have to chat people up?

Anyway, @Modo, we all know you were really on Grinder.

It was probably @Woland you were chatting up.


Well I've got a decent record on Tinder so I'm gonna continue with my tactics.

I honestly didn't know what Grinder was until you mentioned it.
 
It's close, but it's not right.

Ok...

Stevie Gerrard hired you to pose as a Tranny and lure Brendan Rodgers into a sordid sex ring, in order that Brendan would break up with his missus and have no option but to move in to a property owned by Gerrard, where he could extort Rodgers for high rent. & secure starting spot on the team.

Gerrard was going g to give you a cut of the rent, but instead tortured you with Phil Collins records & made you dress up as a granny to sleep with Wayne Rooney.

Gerrard then got some gangsters to threaten to skin you and make a nice leather jacket and matching handbag for Alex from you unless you changed your name from "Crump" and waged a black ops propaganda war against Jordan Henderson.
 
Wait, I've got it...

Gerrard offered to set up Woland with a girl on Tinder after being so impressed with Woland's DJ set in Southport, but really he gave him Modo's Grinder.

No wonder he hates him.
 
Looked at the highlights.

1. We are coming on leaps and bounds
2. Anyone who doesn't think Lallana is a good player should go back to playing tiddlywinks
3. I can't believe how porous our defense is.
4. Sign a fantastic striker and we'll make the top 4. Our confidence will flow like the Tolka in Feb.
5. Jesus, they had no chances and scored two goals.
 
Shit, I forgot about the Henderson/Rodgers angles. Back to the drawing board.
 
If anyone with any voice over transfers didn't see yesterdays performance as a cry for a new forward I'd be surprised.

Brendan has largely chat some right some shit post match this season but I thought he called it fairly well yesterday.

It was almost like rolling the clocks back 12 months.

January needs to bring a goalkeeper and a forward
 
If anyone with any voice over transfers didn't see yesterdays performance as a cry for a new forward I'd be surprised.

Brendan has largely chat some right some shit post match this season but I thought he called it fairly well yesterday.

It was almost like rolling the clocks back 12 months.

January needs to bring a goalkeeper and a forward

What did he say HC?
 
[article=www.football365.com/f365-says/9616503/16-Conclusions]Sakho has perhaps been unfairly tarnished by the brush of Liverpool's defensive uncertainty. Whilst he has looked uneasy at times, he retains the characteristics that Rodgers seeks in a ball-playing central defender.

Last season, Sakho's pass accuracy was 92.4%, and he made only two errors that led to shots in his 1480 minutes on the field. In 1173 minutes this season, Lovren has already made five errors that lead to shots, and his passing accuracy is 87.1%.[/article]
 
My Arsenal thoughts? I know a couple of Gooners and I haven't heard from one of them since the game.

Says it all.
 
Indeed. Also, Gerrard pings these passes so hard and high that there is little benefit to the team in terms of catching the opposition by surprise because they're so difficult to control if the recipient can actually reach the ball.

Last season he aimed those balls at Sturridge and Suarez. Both of whom can make shit balls look great.
 
I thoroughly enjoyed Coutinho getting all "KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHER FUCKERS!!" in his goal celebration.

Also...when he squared-up to the chap that came on who looks like Oxlade-Chamberlain but isn't Kieran Gibbs.

He likes a wee square-up does our Philipe!
 
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