Aquilani..

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Apparently we're thinking of signing this goliath of a central midfielder.

 

[Boozer]

Don't take the piss, the poor lad's just been kicked out of the Nigerian U-5's team.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=36589.msg972721#msg972721 date=1256668320]
Apparently we're thinking of signing this goliath of a central midfielder.

[/quote]

Fucking hell. It is like Manny Petit's black twin!!

 

[manwithnoname]

This thread is Vault material, deffo

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=36589.msg972764#msg972764 date=1256671601]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=36589.msg972721#msg972721 date=1256668320]
Apparently we're thinking of signing this goliath of a central midfielder.

[/quote]

Fucking hell. It is like Manny Petit's black twin!!
[/quote]

I bet he doesn't take the throw-ins!

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=36589.msg972424#msg972424 date=1256643135]
[quote author=SaRed link=topic=36589.msg972401#msg972401 date=1256641011]
This thread is like trying to convince your wife she's wrong about something...
[/quote]

Your analogy is perfection.
[/quote]

It is, and I don't even have a wife.

When 'Quote of the Year' time comes round, that analogy's a shoe-in.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

"Yeah, just there. Shorty. Yeah. Take the throw from there. Oi. R2D2. Get a move on son."

*Blows whistle*

"Foul throw"

"Fucking dwarfist Dowd. You're a disgrace".

"Woah there. Not me Paul mate. I loved the Time Bandits. One of my best mates is errrr......a bit likkle"

 

[dee]

R2D2 *shakes head*

 

[Fabio]

I love quiffing x

 

[Ryan]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Aquilani came on tonight against Arsenal and got injured?

Wouldn't it?

 

[Y1]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36589.msg973046#msg973046 date=1256705255]
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Aquilani came on tonight against Arsenal and got injured?

Wouldn't it?
[/quote]

yes Ryan.

i have been waiting for owen to get injured again too....

 

[Farkmaster]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36589.msg973046#msg973046 date=1256705255]
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Aquilani came on tonight against Arsenal and got injured?

Wouldn't it?
[/quote]

Quite. I will be so excited to hear how it is Rafa's fault too.

 

[Ryan]

Awww come on guys, 'magine how hilarious it'd be?

All this build-up, all this talk, this anticipation, this ridiculing of Benitez for buying an injured player. We finally get the lad on the park, he shows some fleeting signs of downright football genius, and then he snaps his leg in half after 5 minutes.

I can't imagine there being anyone out there who wouldn't find that funny.

 

[Y1]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36589.msg973060#msg973060 date=1256717840]
Awww come on guys, 'magine how hilarious it'd be?

All this build-up, all this talk, this anticipation, this ridiculing of Benitez for buying an injured player. We finally get the lad on the park, he shows some fleeting signs of downright football genius, and then he snaps his leg in half after 5 minutes.

I can't imagine there being anyone out there who wouldn't find that funny.
[/quote]

It will no longer be funny haha, but it will be funny macabre!

 

[Pesam]

Further injuries aside I reckon his first league start for us will be at home to Man City on the 21st November. For once an international break might do us some good as it gives him a chance to build up his fitness more before his debut.

v Arsenal (tonight) 30 minutes minimum
v Fulham (Saturday) Not involved
v Birmingham (home)(Monday 9th) 25-30 minutes as sub.
International Weekend off
v Man City (home) Starts.

Hopefully this is close to the time frame and it would be even better if the ressies have another fixture between tonights game and the International weekend so he can get another hour under his belt.

 

[manwithnoname]

C-3PO has certainly got the right slender build for a holding player, he's like a camp, gold Didi Hamann

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36589.msg973177#msg973177 date=1256724057]
C-3PO has certainly got the right slender build for a holding player, he's like a camp, gold Didi Hamann

[/quote]

C-3PO? where'd THAT come from?

 

[manwithnoname]

A galaxy far, far away

 

[LadyRed]

Which is fitting given Aquilani does look like an alien. His eyes are so weird.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36589.msg973182#msg973182 date=1256724198]
A galaxy far, far away
[/quote]

ha ha the obvious reply. these are not the holding midfielders you are looking for, move along. 😉

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=36589.msg973185#msg973185 date=1256724310]
Which is fitting given Aquilani does look like an alien. His eyes are so weird.
[/quote]

have you seen his girlfiend? amazing looking. love is blind.

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=36589.msg973181#msg973181 date=1256724154]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36589.msg973177#msg973177 date=1256724057]
C-3PO has certainly got the right slender build for a holding player, he's like a camp, gold Didi Hamann

[/quote]

C-3PO? where'd THAT come from?
[/quote]

I love it, it's my new signature.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36589.msg973177#msg973177 date=1256724057]
C-3PO has certainly got the right slender build for a holding player, he's like a camp, gold Didi Hamann

[/quote]

LOL.

 

[LadyRed]

Look at those eyes!

 

[Ryan]

 

[dee]

As ZZ Top said - She's got Legs

One imagines that Aquilani likes playing in the hole too.

 

[keniget]

Has she got abnormally large feet or is it just the pic?

 

[Squiggles]

Indonesian Lizard

Aquilani's missus

 

[dee]

So are you gay or a dino-fetishist?

 

[LarryHagman]

Her whole leg set up/ratio to rest of body is just weird.