Anybody doing anything silly to keep this run going..?

[Halmeister]

Impressive. Any particular breed?

I find bigger dogs such as Great Danes, Irish Wolfhounds and Alsations more comfortable to mount, but nothing beats the thrill of picking up a helpless Yorkshire Terrier and ploughing it while it's suspended in mid-air.

What the fuck did I just write? I've been corrupted by Woland's gifs.

 

[Whirly]

I find bigger dogs such as Great Danes, Irish Wolfhounds and Alsations more comfortable to mount, but nothing beats the thrill of picking up a helpless Yorkshire Terrier and ploughing it while it's suspended in mid-air.

What the fuck did I just write? I've been corrupted by Woland's gifs.

Just in case you ever get the urge to delete this, I'll go ahead and quote it.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Didn't an Irish girl die from a dog bumming a few years back?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Nah I've been betting on the other team at a handicap of plus one every game this season. Only 5 pound. It started purely as an experiment - whenever I betted on Liverpool, or anything in general, I would lose. Therefore, I thought if I pitted the Jinx-God of football against the Jinx-God of gambling I'd at least win one way or the other.

Needless to say, I'm down on the money. A lot! Oddly enough, the only times I've forgotten to do this this season were the games against Southampton at home, Swansea away, Hull away, Man Utd in the cup, Arsenal in the cup and Chelsea away. Meaning I've won money in about 3 games all season. Definitive proof that a jinx and curse exist.

I'm fairly sure that upon admitting this the jinx curse thing or whatever it is will reverse. If so, you have me to blame.

And yes, I do feel dirty betting against us.

Red Astaire keeps doing that too!

 

[Halmeister]

Nobody's going to chastise me for betting against Liverpool? Thank god I mentioned bumming dogs.

 

[Halmeister]

Red Astaire keeps doing that too!

I do feel dirty, but I said to my mates at the start of the season that I'd happily pay £200 to see us win the league.

Maybe the combined cosmic jinxery of myself and Red Astaire will push us over the finish line.

 

[SummerOnions]

Didn't an Irish girl die from a dog bumming a few years back?

how do you think that worked?

 

[nealmac]

No, I'm not. Cos that's like fucking silly.

 

[DHSC]

yes, not posting here.

Oh fuck.

 

[Silver Sean]

I'm not going on and on about how it's in the bag and we just have to turn up against Chelsea and Citeh and we're already Champions.