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Adam Johnson A Nonce

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Guilty of "sexual touching".

So guilty, then. Wonder what that sentence will be? Does it mean he's on the sex offender register? Surely there isn't a grading. You are or you aren't.
 
He's guilty of fingering.

He should go to China or France, somewhere it's cool to finger kids.
 
Did Marvin Gaye ever get done for sexual healing? Apart from getting shot, of course.
 
Judge Jonathan Rose has said that a custodial sentence is inevitable but has allowed Adam Johnson to be released on bail before sentencing at a later date.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Lolz
 
Judge Jonathan Rose has warned Johnson he faces a “significant” jail sentence.
He says the “starting point” is five years but could range between four to ten years.
Judge Rose said: “The defendant must understand there is a very high probability of a significant custodial sentence.”
 
Law isn't really that difficult. It was the text messages about getting her jeans off that fucked him. He had to explain it, he had no choice. Instead his "sports lawyer" appears to have ignored it. But for that, he would have walked free on the lesser charges.
 
Law isn't really that difficult. It was the text messages about getting her jeans off that fucked him. He had to explain it, he had no choice. Instead his "sports lawyer" appears to have ignored it. But for that, he would have walked free on the lesser charges.

dantes, I can't help thinking that if you'd been his lawyer, you'd both end up with custodial sentences.
 
You have to wonder what the Geordie convicts will do to him given his profile.

Being a Peado? - Probably a stab.
Beng a Premier League footballer? Shower bumming.
Being a Sunderland fan - 'We're going in dry'.

It'll be no picnic.
 
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Some mordant humour to be had from a Guardian feature outlining that Johnson wanted to be a fireman if he hadn't been a footballer, but than actually conceded that he "might not be clever enough" to be a fireman, but said it appealed "because I just think I fancied sliding sliding down poles".

Now, if we steel ourselves and ignores the sliding down poles bit, one does have to have a small measure of sympathy for a man so aware of his own stupidity, that even being a fireman seemed beyond his intellectual horizon.

A fireman. In which the main qualification requirement is being able to detect a fire and aim a hose at it.
 
So he's going to be charged for three offences, the two he confessed to, which was the grooming with intent of sex, and another I can't remember, as well as the one he was found guilty of, which was finger banging her, have I got that right?

I imagine its the grooming aspect that's going to get him in the most trouble, he abused his position of power and id imagine the judge would want to make an example out of him over that, i hope he does.

I reckon he'll get 6 years, when does he get sentenced?
 
She looked older as the mini stone henge she was standing beside made her seem fully grown.

Then came the fateful words:

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Is it time for Jizz Odyssey?
 
Judge Rose told Adam Johnson he was being granted bail so he can “say goodbye” to his daughter before he is jailed.


You heartless bastard Oncy
Mate if I was him and had the money he had I would 100000% have an exit strategy. Hes facing 5 years in jail, worse still 5 years in jail as a nonce. Id have a lot of my money passing into some hands of people who could get me the fuck out of dodge.
 
It was a crude attempt at dark humour.

He knows what it was, but I suspect Rosco may be trying to tease out a wider, inevitably inflammatory discussion around the definition of a paedophile 'sexually interested in pre-pubescent children' and sexually touching a 15 year old who isn't biologically pre-pubescent, but is still legally referred to as a child.

I could be wrong and he just doesn't get the joke, but I have my doubts
 
Johnson was also quoted as saying he found the trial 'a bit boring'

What a jaded man.

He couldn't even identify any interest, apprehension, fear, guilt, shame or misplaced hope - indeed any emotion at all - IN HIS OWN trial for the alleged sexual abuse of a minor, which may well end up with a lengthy spell in jail.
 
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