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A nod to the Footballing Gods

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localny

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If Villa completely and utterly unexpectedly, and against all the odds, win tomorrow against City, what good will you do in the world to say thanks to the forces of nature.

I'll do some part-time free coaching in the local community park for the local kids.
 
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As a pagan, I'll have to sacrifice an animal of some sort.
 
If Villa beat them tomorrow and we win it on Sunday, I'll send a $100 cheque to a Birmingham based children's charity.
 
City will probably smash Villa. West Ham will be a tougher game for them but we'll need to beat Newcastle first.
 
There is only one true god, he tells us there is no need to be upset, all shall follow his way or burn at the feet of his evil yaya counterpart
 
For example Chelsea worships the God of the Boot Lace. They spent a lot of time on one knee at Anfield praying to the mighty lace.
 
I will get a England tat on my forehead, sing god save the queen at any given opportunity and won't have a wank for a year.
 

The crazy thing about that game - they won it without Benteke and Agbonlahor.

This was their their starting team on that night:
1 Brad Guzan
2 Nathan Baker
4 Ron Vlaar
6 Ciaran Clark
7 Leandro Bacuna
8 Karim El Ahmadi
14 Antonio Luna
16 Fabian Delph
18 Yacouba Sylla
10 Andreas Weimann
27 Libor Kozák

And their subs:
13 Jed Steer
3 Joseph Bennett
34 Matthew Lowton
9 Nicklas Helenius
12 Marc Albrighton
24 Aleksandar Tonev
21 Jordan Bowery

City were without Silva and Aguero for that game though. Still, they had a team full of names I recognized, unlike this one above.
 
Regardless of whether it's Villa or The Hammers who take the necessary points of City for us to win the league I will wear claret coloured boxer shorts all of next season.
 
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